December 30, 2012
December 27, 2012
Full moon run: 29th January from the Penguin Basket Ball Center. On on at Bastards house 6 ADINA COURT PENGUIN - BYO GROG please!
December 23, 2012
December 16, 2012
Dinner en-route at Molly Malones (Buy-your-own) and On-On at Poxy and PB's (bring supper plate if u can).
Bring a $10.00 Kris Kringle , and Santa is paying for your run!
Last Run Report
Last run, set by Black Trakka, was apparently a mammoth run. Not that I would know about it as I, GoneAgain from Turners Beach, solemnly and truthfully declare, with my hand on the bible and to the Queen of Sheba, that I and Captain Crab seamlessly followed trail and unbeknown to us merged with Dint's trail from many weeks ago. We followed it to the OnHome sign, which looked surprisingly faded, at the top of Middle Road. All up I did less than the pack; 6.75kms in 76 minutes. A good run!
OnOn was at Trakka and Tinsel's, needless to say I got lost on the way there too... Tinsel had whipped up a veritable BBQ feast for us complete with chips and lollies. We had a solemn minute to remember Feels on Wheels and little Hermit who joined Cloud Nine Hash this week.
Anyways, glad I remembered to post this on the blog in the end, I've been very forgetful lately! Even forgot the combination for my bike lock yesterday, requiring Fanny May to pick me up. As she arrived, whilst a gentleman was hacking through it with a saw she asked if I'd tried 2012.... Sigh.
December 14, 2012
RIP Scotty, we hope life is great on the other side, and happy Hashing with Cloud Nine Hash.
December 8, 2012
Gone to r*n with the pack at Cloud Nine Hash.
December 7, 2012
So anyways, after being cheered up by the above photo of two young ladies at Cradle Mountain, next Monday's (10 December) run (starting at 630pm) is from the Waterfront Function Centre in Devonport <here>. Run set by Tracka and OnOn at Tinsel's place off Tarleton Road.
Oh, and don't forget: 17 DECEMBER CHRISTMAS RUN: Meet at Poxy and PB's establishment (2 Eugene St) at 630pm, dinner en-route at Molly Malones (Buy-your-own) and On-On at Poxy and PB's (bring supper plate if u can). Due to CPI indices and the likes Hash Mismanagement decided on a $10.00 Kris Kringle this year but decided that the usual run charge shall be waived!
November 29, 2012
conducted at the Squeaking Point Jetty. Bring warm jumper, insect repellent,
$Money$ for Tracka's new non-wrigged raffle...
And just to remind you about the DHash Xmas run this year; Meet at Poxy and
PB's establishment at 630pm, dinner en-route at Molly Malones (Buy-your-own)
and On-On at Poxy and PB's (bring supper plate if u can). Due to CPI indices
and the likes Hash Mismanagement is proposing a massive $10.00 Kris Kringle
this year. If you have an objection write it on the back of a Sony Bravia
52" 3D touch-sensitive LCD TV and mail it to PO Box 48 Turners Beach TAS
Report on the AGPU coming soon!
November 24, 2012
Oh and a run report on last week's run from Porridge and Tandem's place... It all started with world peace and an ocean full of whales (or two whales in Bass Strait at least). I personally walked 2% of the trail so it wouldn't be fair to say it was a piece of cake, maybe those runners who finished the 2+ hours ordeal can provide a report as a comment. The food was great for those who made it back in time to the mystery location at Coles Beach. We had both Crab and Foghorn on 100 runs. Coincidence? Nah, forget that thought. Flasher's last raffle was definitely rigged and a few tempers were frayed by the time we were given our marching orders. ... in any case the whales were gone and peace was broken again, phew, thank goodness, how sedate life would be. OnOn.
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November 22, 2012
As we know the Joint Masters (or their proxies) have decreed that the Christmas Run will be divided into two parts.
Firstly, dinner will be a buy-your-own at Molly Malones and the après On-On will be at the establishment of Poxie and PB (with bring a supper plate for those in a position to do so). The “refreshments” will be supplied by DH3. There will be no cost for this. (i.e. no $10 contribution).
The purpose of this communication is to find out who may be interested in getting a lift to and from the venues. If there is enough interest, it will be further considered and arrangements made.
If you would like to “get a ride” please tell someone who cares or ...... email me at email@example.com
November 16, 2012
Where: COLES BEACH
When: Monday 19 Nov 630pm
Abel Tasman sighted Tassie on 24 November 1642, and so he decided to call in
on Coles Beach to celebrate the discovery. However, his iPhone equivalent of
the day saw him landed on Coles Bay instead. So to help Mr Abel in hindsight
we will proudly show the map of Tassie on Coles Beach on our run, run 1642,
370 years later. Everyone has to display a map of Tassie somewhere on their
body during the run (and no Hawthorn jumpers Cheeze).
Last Monday's run was a miraculous success with a good run and plenty of hot
pizza. Captain Crab did a marvelous job from the confines of Otto's Grotto.
Sample map of Tassie. It's all natural down there.
November 8, 2012
- Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
- He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
- Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
- Man who lay girl on hill not on level. Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
GA & FM
Copy & Pasted, Quote:
Ad should read we are all looking forward to a good run in a beautiful location on Nov 13 th ) ( Not 16th) followed by a scrumptious meal( ie not pre emotive)...lol Crab.
November 7, 2012
Next run, 16 November 630pm, at Otto's Grotto in Ulverstone; Captain Crab is setting the run and burning our snags! OnOn-----
October 30, 2012
LOCATION: Reece High School Car Park off William St/Middle Road
ONON: Dint & Koff, Church Street, East Devonport.
October 25, 2012
The walkers were elated to have the company of the broken wing Eagle, forget Hashings, (wash you mouth out or Eagle will) so we dutifully complied to aforesaid challenges +++ Tinsel & Fanny Mays bladders were at bursting point after an hour, but struggled on (with a silent challenge to whom had the better pelvic floor muscles) with a race at the finish to la toilet!!!
Maggie excelled himself with potato/cheese mash & sausage casserole which no doubt he is still eating.
Ablie & Christie took the limelight with their puppy ways, photo's to follow at some stage. Albie was sent to the bird cage!!!!
CHRISTMAS UPDATE: Molly Malones, Monday 17th December.
LEAVE FROM: Poxy & PBs'. Final orders for meals, by 7.45.
HASHERS: Cover own expenses at Mollys.
ONON: Poxy & PB's. "Bring a chair if you wanna sit down".
HASHERS: BYO plate of nibbles/desert for OnOn.
SANTA: Not talked about, but yes please.
D'PORT HASH CLUB: Will supply quality drinks for OnOn.
WRIGGED RAFFLE: You Betcha!
DRESS CODE: It's Christmas, say no more!!!!!!
RUN: Monday 29th October, 2012
VENUE: Dyke's abode.
THEME: EVERYTHING PINK, Pink Ribbon Run/Walk
FOOD: EVERYTHING PINK
Monies taken will be donated to Pink Ribbon Day.
Faithful and loving companion of Fanny May and Gone Again.
A fine little Hash Hound, Mouse was always in our hearts and never under our feet.
Gone to r*n with the pack at Cloud Nine Hash.
October 19, 2012
Gardy set an inspiring run from his much loved venue. Hence taking his downdown graciously. Thank goodness I wasn't there as Hash has become somewhat competitive, I'm hoping the inventor of this nonsense received a rowdy downdown.
The new Hasher "Porridge" Tandem's son won a box of chocolates for the runners, coming in closest to his estimated time.
A Bit of This taking the trophy for the walkers.
Gardy showed his culinary skills, serving Roast Pork with Apple Sauce & Gravy in rolls, to finish with Cream Cake.
NEXT WEEKS RUN, MONDAY 22ND OCTOBER:-
Maggie's Place, Turners Beach, 6.30ish be there!!!
REMINDER: Burnie 10 this weekend. I believe a bevy of Hashers have been working very hard decorating Ringo's Ranch & making final arrangements. They need to know if you'll be there for catering!
Good luck Burnie Hash :)
October 13, 2012
Hash 8/10/12 set by Tracka was memorable, well at least for Bald Eagle, who now has to fly tandem for a number of weeks!!!!!
Hash Grub was also memorable, Tracka failed to burn sausages, & Tinsel served up not 1 but 2 Apple Crumbles, that were scoffed without even a burp, well maybe one or two :)
Nuff of that, so we don't end up with a duck show like last week, GoneAgain has given my his proxy as Joint Master "until 6th November". Sooooooooo after some DISCUSSION, about Christmas venues for our Christmas Dinner.
I have booked Hash House Harriers Devonport & hopefully all Hash House Harriers Burnie, into 2 venues, "yes 2, NO, we're not having separate dinners, safer to book both at this stage, easier to cancel that to book".
Molly Malones & The Bridge Forth, for Monday 17th December, the very last order for a meal to be placed by 7.45pm at either establishment, they both know we are Hashers & we are very welcome, but don't want the place totally trashed :)
Forth don't usually open Monday nights for counter meals, but for a large number, i.e. approx. 35 they will!
Some made mention about East Devonport Yacht club, as a private function, I can follow this up if you wish? Many wanted Hash to also supply a bus, I'll leave that to other Joint Master Maggie :) Lantern may be able to help for small numbers.
OK you've something to think about, before Monday night & Burnie Hash, Sunday pm.
October 11, 2012
Where: The Don Hall – Don
What: THE AMAZING disc RACE
On On: Yes, yes
Amazing prizes for amazing winners of amazing walkers and amazing runners trail.
Be early to register before start!!
PS The report from the IEI (Injured Eagle Infirmary) is that he has two breaks in his right wing and will not be flying for some time. Anyway, he finished up getting plastered last Monday night. Contact with the RSPCA has initiated a do not call roster!!!!
October 6, 2012
Last Mondays Hash was set by Hare Poxy who was in fine birthday spirits handing out Willies Kentish Ale on arrival (last of the Grandfinal Keg). Hash Grub from PB, at last some real sausages & hambuggers from the 4way butcher, (v noice) an independent butcher worthy of patronage - no I'm not related!
Can't Stop from South bestowed us with his presence & received 2 down downs, 1 for turning up, the other for not sure of trail & mentioning out loud I'll just follow that "old bastard" poor Maggie :(
We have a new Hasher (we're sure she's an alias) as she managed to win/steal/cheat/acquire, yes 4 prizes all in that order, um, garden ornaments, other Hashers prizes, etc. etc. Read an extract from Hash songs about how she loved Cock, recited with 100% passion & gestures, the men "Mesmerised". Here's too BedPan a worthy Hasher.
FannyMay luckily made 2 Birthday cakes, thinking 2 birthdays, was duly given a downdown, as there were in fact 4, Happy Fuck You B'days, to Tracka, Pioneer, PB & Poxy.
Next weeks run, Monday 8th October, our first Daylight savings run & the winner is Tracka.
RUN from Henry Somerset Conservation Reserve, Railton Road. Some may need torches !!!!
ONON back at Tracka & Tinsels.
September 27, 2012
Cheese received a rowdy here, here for a trail that nooo-one could find, much to the disgust of Cheese.
Some followed hearts & arrows, others followed old H signs, the walkers arrived back to the car park to find Flasher running around in circles, seems as though he didn't even find his way out of the car park!
Back to 33 Amherst to the well guessed menu, savs & pies. D Bri being vego asked about his cuisine to be told there was a vegi sav somewhere in the pot!! Luckily for D Bri chicken pies appeared.
The lip was held briskly during ad brakes, don't really know why as you will see from pics, no one except maybe poxy gave a dam. Poxy ready to climb into bed in his "saints???" dressing gown, awww! Spud in the horizontal position felt faint after seeing the scantily clad babes & Tug's raffle win, porn cover!
The wrigged raffle was the highlight of the evening the happiest recipient of Pawn we have ever seen went to Tug - say no more!
The excitement was too overwhelming for some :_ Crab was cradling his chocolate coated Teddy Bears!!
Next weeks run, Monday 1st October is from Poxy & PBs, Eugene Street Devonport, the usual 6.30pm
It will be the Hash celebration for Poxy's up & coming 60th, Birthday Butt Plugs mandatory as are BYO chairs. Poxy & Thrust share the same birth date, so we'll save your down down Thrust! Promise we won't put dodgy ice cubes in warm beer :)
September 25, 2012
September 22, 2012
Late notice is better than not at all. Any complaints forward to Web Wanker GA last heard of in Cambodia, even though his passport was soaked & his photo was un-identifiable!!!
6.30pm is the time, Ulverstone Yacht Club is the place to see the pack take off at their usual blistering pace!
Ok I haven't been for awhile!!!
OnOn is at non other than the gloating Cheese's fine establishment at 33 Amherst Street for a night in front of the box for the BrownLow draw or whatever they do.
In addition to the usual grub & raffle money, $2 if you wish to be in the Brownlow sweep thingy!
Even if you aren't interested in footy, take this opportunity to annoy the piss out of Cheese with loud cheering at inappropriate times!!
Oh, there is a theme, wear your footy club colours, it is rumoured if anyone is not in Hawks paraphernalia they won't win any of the outstanding raffle prizes!!
August 30, 2012
August 22, 2012
The runners ran 7.5kms and were close to the point of calling for the transport division to haul them home from way past the Ambleside shops, and the walkers were long home entertaining Paul, a virgin runner from Hobart . Paul was lured in with no idea he was coming to Hash.
Plenty of space to display the curried sausages and rice as Bald Eagle has registered the MG and has parked it in the carport. We ate, swore, drank and abused each other with enthusiams, raffled off the usual crap at outrageously inflated ticket prices (what is this world coming to). We can tell Flasher is on a tight budget from the raffle prizes. No porn at all, not even the KMart catalog style porn.
Anyways, run was good, walk was there, grub had no complaints, Paul was christened Rock Spider. Rock Spider can go back to Hobart and tell Spoof he has been officially named by Devonport HHH.
Next run 630pm on 27 August from Flasher and UFO's palace on the West Ulverstone hill: 118 Upper Maud Street.
August 19, 2012
And don't forget the Devonport Tour de Pisse September 15, less than a month away! Email firstname.lastname@example.org to tellus you're cummin!
August 14, 2012
The runners came to the first of many circle checks at the outdoor gym, where non saw fit to use the opportunity to bulk up. At this stage the walkers were already lagging by a country mile. GoneAgain took them by their scruffs and marched them to the Bluff where we caught a glimpse of the runners who by now had bagged the local light-house endorned peak. As the runners disappeared with the bunnies in the dark fields behind the innocent campers, GoneAgain led the walking pack along the road to the next circle check where brushed past the runners taking off.
Alas, Dint and Mouse didnt follow the pack, they decided to scurry off into the scrubs behind the campground. Sporting a hammy injury and no torch it took Dint 45 minutes to find his way throught the adjoing pitch dark graveyard and meet the pack at the circle check 100 meters further along. By now the walkers had accepted Dint's disappearance and were just about resigned to drag Dint's prized posession (Koff) home.
Fanny May, from HQ, lodged a panic call to GA to ensure the walkers were en-route as the runners had long returned and were about to dig into the tucker, and would no doubt polish it off in no time. At this particular point GA was proudly leading the leisurely pack down his only False Trail. With the threat of no food the pace was doubled and all made it to the OnOn safely.
Food was the usual gourmet that we have now come to expect from FM and the prize-de-jour in the raffle was a packet of sparkles. Enthusiastically the pack lit them all and watched them sparkle with excitement (see pic).
Flasher announced to the pack that his car payments from the raffle were to be donated to GoneAgain this week to see him off quicker, and donated the $100 to the cause! GA accepted them gracefully and pledged to be GoneAgain as soon as possible.
When the beer was drunk, the cask wine gone stale, and the fire pot smouldering with ambers the Dutch Jans Premium Herbal Liqueur came out, much appreciated by Poxy in particular. We toasted Dini, who appears to have gone AWOL with the rest of the Burnie crowd (except for Matchsticks!).
Next week's run from Bald Eagle's Nest in East Devonport at 25 Torquay Road.
August 9, 2012
Oh yes, we also did a bit of a sprint around the block. Walkers took an hour, probably because en-masse the walkers headed off on the first false trail out the door whilst the runners, who took half an hour for the run, took off in the right direction. Anyways, a well hidden On Home under the Ulverstone Phallic was found by both packs, but not well understood by some runners who were still enthusiastically sniffing for flour as they trailed behind the FRBs.
So anyways, Crow cooked us twice baked spuds and other goodies which were elegantly served up by young Michael, his mum and his dad, a family affair. Flasher conducted a terribly tasty raffle and handed out obligatory porn. Super Sal came along for Bald Eagle's special occasion and brought along a virgin. He was named Ringer - pictured below. Ringer is a Lions Club member who is defecting to us, just as Fanny May did during the height of the GFC! OnOn Ringer!
Next run at Fanny May's home! 10 James St Devonport.
July 31, 2012
In typical Dyke fashion we had a tight, undulating run, plenty of circle checks, pitch dark running through the cemetery, the Don, past one of Dyke's druggy mate's house. And after visiting him the Double Dutch arrows and trail confused the hell out of the non-dutch runners, but Poxy and GA saved the trail here.
Good food at Dyke's, starting with pumpkin soup followed by meat pies. And did anyone mention the beer??? Well, lemme tell you... we had a keg of GoneAgain's Seven Shed's Kentish Ale, left over from his fundraiser. Assuming Devonport Hash House Harriers would donate $1000 towards GoneAgain's ride for Cystic Fibrosis (http://www.coughing4cf.com/) he valiantly pulled out a bottle of Jans All Natural Herbal Liqueur; The Dutch Friendship drink. Despite some saying it tasted like cough mixture plenty was drunk and some even took home the printed Jans propaganda. Jans is one of GoneAgain's sponsors for the Vietnam to Singapore ride. The $1000 HHH cheque is in the mail.
NEXT RUN AT THE OZ ROCK INN. Clothing optional, Crow would love to see us all naked, especially Plunger. So be there; 630pm, 6 August 2012, Oz Rock Inn in Ulverstone.
Up and cumming….
- August 2nd, Thursday 6.30pm—LoonRhasH from the Ulverstone Rowing Club
- August 31st, Friday— LoonRhasH BlueMoon
- September 15th, Saturday—Devonport HHH Le Tour de Piss - Registrations via email@example.com
- October 14-15th—H5 Oktoberfest @ Little Swanport
- October 20-21st—Burnie Ten Weekend… an Arabian Knight to remember…
- New Zealand Nash Hash, Nelson, February 15-17, 2013
- Aussie Nash Hash Brisbane, May 4-6th, 2013 Pay before December 2012! $475
- Interhash Hainan, March 13-16, 2014
- Not Interhash Brussels, Belgium 25-27 July 2014 ...but think about it… Seriously! A Beer Odyssey.
July 29, 2012
That's right. We ran from Dint and Koff's place. Plenty of tomato sauce and plenty of flour on the run. The fire was doing well due to Dint's secret formula; plastic. As the flames roared the dioxins, the carbon monoxide and the furans engulfed us healthy runners. It kept the pack warm in the chili East Devonport night.
There may be a treat in store. Make sure you come if you like Seven Sheds Kentish Ale!!
July 21, 2012
You've heard right, it is that time of the year again. The inaugural Devonport Tour de Pisse is cumming to Ulverstone again! The OzRock Inn at 1pm on Saturday September 15th, 2012. For more sordid details refer to the poster above (get your glasses, magnifying glass or just click on it).
July 19, 2012
An excellent trail was laid by Killer and imitation Chinese takeaway was made by LB. Killer laid enough flour down to make a cake a mile, but the rain washed it all away. Whether he actually set a run or not we're not sure, but the brave runners said they saw some evidence of soggy flour, but the walkers saw none on the way to the pub and back.
LB's imitation Chinese food was in fact a really nice stir-fry with rice, it was just served in Chinese takeaway paper baskets and a bottle of sweet chili sauce to fool us. Cheese, fresh bread, crackers other appetisers, desert, Stones ginger wine... and a poorly rigged raffle to end the night.
Next run from Church Street in East Devonport at Dint and 'Koffs place. Bring the gas masks for the fire. Bring plenty of cash for the raffle, a hat, don't forget odd socks...
And if you want to come to GoneAgain's fundraiser at Crow's OzRock Inn you have to be quick as Rock-Star Ruth from Kenya is singing. Full house is now expected, so need to book real quick.
Click on http://www.coughing4cf.com/p/nw-tasmania-fundraisers.html to book straight away! Total bargain at $40 per person (if booking a table of 10) or $55 at the door. Some drinks and all entertainment included. Must RSVP or book before Tuesday 24 July!
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