June 29, 2022

Oktoberfest 2022

15 HOBART TASMANIA

Oktoberfest 2022

SATURDAY 8TH-SUNDAY 9TH OCTOBER TANDARA MOTOR INN, TRIABUNNA

COST $80

INCLUDES:

Run and Piss Stop (Saturday) and Recovery run (Sunday)

Lunch Saturday

Two-course dinner Saturday" Breakfast Sunday

Drink token (pre-dinner drink)

Badge

Music, dancing, etc

Sir Eve's ginger beer (3% and 69%),

stout, and chilli wheat beer. Contact Ms at least 2 weeks prior to event if you have special dietary requirements


RSVP by 10 September, and full payment by 28 September 2022. Payment to H5 Hash Cash (card only), or direct deposit to: Hobart Hash House Harriers and Harriettes BSB 067 002 Account 28041332 (include Hash name as the reference) More information: DNR burela9@live.com 0419 524 904, or Arsecutter btmay62@gmail.com.
 

June 28, 2022

Run 2122

Please also read below:



Hare/s : Ratchet

Where : 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler

When : Monday 4th July 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm
AEST

Cost : $15

Bring :

Notes: : If you are feeling unwell or should be
in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Soff's funeral details:

Thursday, 30 June 2022

11am Vincent Funerals, Eastlands Drive, Ulverstone.

Please wear bright clothing, and odd socks are mandatory!!

Wake to held at Oz Rock Inn, Beach Road, Ulverstone.

Thanks Shagadelic.



Receding Hareline:

Run 2123 – 11/7 Shagadelic

Run 2124 – 18/7 Cheese

Run 2125 – 25/7 Bald Eagle

Run 2126 – 1/8 Flasher

Run 2127 – 8/8 Dint

Run 2128 – 15/8 Tinsel

Run 2129 – 22/8 Gone Again

Run 2130 – 29/8 Crow

Run 2131 – 5/9 Lantern

Run 2132 – 12/9 Maggie

Run 2133 – 19/9 Turtle

Run 2134 – 26/9 Killer

Run 2135 – 3/10 Knickers

Run 2136 – 10/10 Gyno

June 27, 2022

GoneAgain/Tracka run

DH3 RUN NO. 2120 June 20 2022 – G.A/Tracka (Mollie Malone’s)

Bald Eagle, Black Tracka, Cheese, Crow, Dint, F.C., Flasher, Guardsvan, Lantern, Maggie, Tinsel.

Experienced hare Tracka set a run in cold and very windy conditions starting at Mollie Malone’s at Devonport.

Gone Again organised the venue etc. from his hospital sick bed – he was in for a lubrication and head job.

The hashers straggled in after a jaunt around the City. All except Crow that is. Geographically challenged Crow found himself on the wrong side of the razor wire and spent ages contemplating the beauty of the Living City and sparing us from his delightful company. When he did turn up his meal order had already been placed by a concerned hasher.

Tinsel kindly offered to buy a drink for FC on account of a certain landmark but he politely refused due to having reached saturation point earlier in the day.

Lantern’s lippery was cancelled due to the upmarket surroundings. Had it been held downs would have been for:

Tracka (Hare), Gone Again (Hare), Bald Eagle (1,690 runs), FC (birthday)

The 3 choices set course meal was gratefully received and wolfed down quickly to allow for general chat drivel.

Talk soon turned dirty and Flasher was heard to mention that he had never seen a c**t to which Dint asked, “Haven’t you got a mirror.” This significantly upped the humour content of most of the banter.

Although to be fair Flasher did mention that he came first in a masturbation contest.

Now for some pure filth.

What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?.....   A tearjerker.

What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone?......    Nothing! Every c**t’s got one.

God mercifully spared us from the Crow rigged raffle.

________________

Vale Rod (Soff) Priestley,

Our 1029 Run Hash friend Soff joined Hash Cloud Nine on Friday at 4:00PM after a struggle to “remain vertical” in his own words. Soff was a generous and good man who lived life to the full. He will be sadly missed by Judy (Landing) and Jayne. More will follow next week to honour our friend.


June 22, 2022

Run 2121

Subject: Run 2121

Hare/s                           : Guardsvan 

Where                        : 103 William St, Forth

When                           :  Monday 27th June 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $15

Bring                            :  

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2122 – 4/7 Ratchet

Run 2123 – 11/7 Shagadelic

Run 2124 – 18/7 Cheese

Run 2125 – 25/7 Bald Eagle 

Run 2126 – 1/8  Flasher

Run 2127 – 8/8  Dint

Run 2128 – 15/8  Tracka 

Run 2129 – 22/8  Gone Again 

Run 2130 – 29/8  Crow 

Lantern Killer Gyno Maggie turtle 

 

 

 

June 13, 2022

RUN NO. 2118 – Hill Street Latrobe

DH3 RUN NO. 2118 June 6 2022 – Tracka (Hill Street Latrobe)


Present; Bald Eagle, Black Tracka, Cheese, Crow, Dint, F.C., Flasher, Gyno, Killer, Lantern, Maggie, Ratchet, Shagadelic, Tinsel.

Experienced hare Tracka set a nice run in cold conditions at Latrobe. Dint managed to root his knee or some other ailing body part by mixing his capabilities with his ambitions and abilities.

A cold night it was and Crow’s cruisers were only a little late.

Lantern’s lippery was as follows:

Tracka (Hare)
Killer (Host)
Gyno (52 runs [25 reversed])
Killer (366 runs)
FC (963 runs [369 reversed])
Shagadelic (FINO)
Dint (Self Flagellation)
Crow (Hub)

Grange Antiques was warm and inviting and filled with stuffed animals – not the hash horde – but fine taxidermy specimens among other things. Ratchet was eyeing a fine wallaby exhibit for his Isandula Road wildlife park but needed to consult the Isandula Enterprises managing director (Knickers) first.

Whilst we’re on the subject of stuffed animals. A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You're not from 'round here are ya?". "No" replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire." The bartender looks at him and says, "Well what do you do in New Hampshire?" "I'm a taxidermist," says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, "I mount dead animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, "It's OK, boys! He's one of us!"

Also. If you ever find yourself being chased by a pack of Taxidermists - Never play dead!

Cheese’s new tax toy broke the sound barrier on departure. The rigged raffle a la Crow reached new depths in prizes. I was excited to recently find out the following about one of Crow’s better raffle prizes: Wizz Fizz is an Australian brand of sherbet manufactured by Fyna Foods Australia Pty Ltd.

Wizz Fizz is available in 12.5-gram sachets in the form of a very fine powder, and it is most commonly sold at convenience stores and supermarkets.Wizz Fizz is known for its small plastic shovel that allows consumption of the sherbet straight from the sachet. To be fair – Crow did find a cheap bottle of out of date wine! Pizza’a everywhere! Eagle’s GF special was a little on the large side for him and so he appealed for some willing helpers.



LAST RUN: Mon. 30th May 2022 Hare: Turtle Where: 16 Birch St [2117]

THIS RUN: Mon. 6th Jun 2022 Hare: Tracka Where: Hill St CP [2118]
NEXT RUN: Mon. 13th Jun 2022 Hare: Gyno Where: Don, Ktek [2119]
NEXT +1: Mon. 20th Jun 2022 Hare: G.A. Where: TBA

June 7, 2022

Run 2119

 

Hare/s                           : Gyno

Where                          : Ktek workshop, stony rise rd, Don

When                           :  Monday 13th June 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  Your inner Queen…….wear your crown……

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2120 – 20/6  Gone Again

Run 2121 – 27/6  Guardsvan

Run 2122 – 4/7 Ratchet

Run 2123 – 11/7 Shagadelic

Run 2124 – 18/7 Cheese

Run 2125 – 25/7 Tracka

Run 2126 – 1/8  Flasher

Run 2127 – 8/8  Dint

Run 2128 – 15/8  Bald Eagle

Run 2129 – 22/8  Crow

Run 2130 – 29/8 

 

 

 

June 3, 2022

RUN NO. 2117 - 16 Birch Street

HASH TRASH - DH3 RUN NO. 2117 May 30 2022 – Turtle (16 Birch Street)

Present; Bald Eagle, Black Tracka, Cheese, Crow, Dint, F.C., Flasher, Killer, Lantern, Maggie, Ratchet, Shagadelic, Tinsel, Turtle.

Hare Turtle aka Candle (more about that later) set a nice birthday bash from 16 Birch Street. The run was mercifully short and appreciated given the cool weather.

Lantern’s lippery was as follows:
Turtle (Hare)
Turtle (Birthday)
Flasher (745 runs)
Killer (366 runs)
Lantern (850 runs)
Shagadelic (186 runs)
Dint (Muddy shoes)
Ratchet (Hub)

Ratchet accepted the hub with glee (being an active inactive Burnie Hasher). It was awarded due to his quietness – probably due to his inability to out shout others. Tinsel and Shagadelic also had downs for FINO with very cold beer but managed ok. BT was in there somewhere too but FINO.

No rigged raffle from Crow who failed to front due to work isolation. Turtle prepared beautiful and healthy food for the hungry horde following nibbles. As it was beautiful Turtle’s birthday – our hare provided cakes to celebrate. Dint received a best on ground award not for his football crap but for his dyslexic comment, “Hey Candle, where are the Turtles?”. Words fail me but a cross between a spoonerism and dyslexia akin to one of the notable exponents – FAB “I always rain when its sleeping”, “Dingo and Rinni”, “Crab and Fow”! 

Dear Shagadelic had some sort of paedophile or data file problem which was finally discussed with IT expert BT after some valuable input from the uninformed. Turtle should have had an OHS down for her cleverly laid board death trap in front of her bench which tripped all hashers. Dint received a blushing crow as he performed a winning pelvis dislocating limbo under the half open roll a door as he decamped.

A recommendation to form a sub-committee to streamline the hash casual vacancy for next week due to Guardy’s unavailability was ignored. The debate only lasted 15 minutes and ended with more uncertainty but at least we now know the best chefs at all the Latrobe pubs and eating houses and how many seats are available and who has had food poisoning where and ......  Surely a bit of red tape would help the process! The upshot is that the run will be set by BT at the Hill Street Car Park in Latrobe and possibly dine on Pizzas at Killer’s business (Grange Antiques).

LAST RUN: Mon. 23rd May 2022 Hare: Maggie Where: Oz Rock Inn [2116]
THIS RUN: Mon. 30th May 2022 Hare: Turtle Where: 16 Birch St [2117]
NEXT RUN: Mon. 6th Jun 2022 Hare: Tracka Where: Hill St CP Latr [2118]
NEXT +1: Mon. 13th Jun 2022 Hare: Gyno Where: TBA [2119]

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