Flasher's run 2166

HASH TRASH

DH3 RUN NO. 2166 May 29 2023 – Flasher, 118 Upper Maude St, Ulv.

Bald Eagle, Black Tracka, Cheese, Crow, Dint, F.C., Flasher, Gyno, Killer, Lantern, Laydown, Maggie, Mr Ed (maiden), Nez, Ratchet, Rumpole, Seize-Her, Two Dogs, UFO, Warrior (maiden).

A cold and windy night failed to frighten a fine gathering of hashers and including a brace of maiden runners.

Off up Upper Maude Street surged the pack into a roaring gale. The relief with some reverse uphill down Hearps Road was well received.

Trail then wound back towards town along South Road. Here straggler F.C. and Two Dogs and two dogs headed back in a loop to Upper Maude Street to find an energetic troupe of runners (Lantern, Eagle, Crow, and Maggie). It appeared that they had found a rare MC at the foot of the zig zag track.

Back at Flasher’s ranch the action was on with soup bubbling for a first course. Unfortunately (some will argue with that) F.C. and Two Dogs and two dogs had to decamp and so news is a little hazy but more accurate if I make it up.

From the fine pics supplied by Laydown it is obvious that Flasher reveled in his Hash Lip duties.

Flasher’s fantastic Lippery: Downs for:

Flasher (hare) Cheese (890 runs) Lay Down (20 runs) Nez (170 runs) Dint (1,243 runs [Dyslexic lip]) Rumpole (FINO) Maggie (725 runs) Seize-Her (15 runs)

NEWS FLASH

A man crawls into the emergency room profusely bleeding from his arse. "Somebody help! I've been raped by an elephant!"

The staff was able to get him into surgery to stop the bleeding. Examining the initial hole, the nurse was amazed. It was as wide as a dinner plate! She questioned him, "Sir, this hole is big. I mean, it's REALLY BIG. And I know that an elephant's penis is long and slender, not thick like this. An elephant certainly did not do this."

The man replied, "He fingered me first."

HHH DATES

LAST RUN: Mon. 22nd May 2023 Tracka Boat Ramp Victoria Parade [2165]

THIS RUN: Mon. 29th May 2023 Flasher 118 Upper Maude St., Ulv. [2166]

NEXT RUN: Mon. 5th Jun 2023 F.C. 190 Stubbs Road TB [2167]

NEXT +1: Mon. 12th Jun 2023 Thrust TBA [2168]

Run 2167

Hare: FC
Where: 190 Stubbs Rd, Turners Beach
When: Monday, 29th May 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15.00
Bring: Torch

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2168 – 12/6  Thrust
Run 2169 – 19/6  Ratchet
Run 2170 – 26/6  Yep
Run 2171 – 3/7  Rumpole
Run 2172 – 10/7  Gyno
Run 2173 – 17/7  Tinsel
Run 2174 – 24/7  Maggie
Run 2175 – 31/7  Dint
Run 2176 – 7/8  Cheese
Run 2177 – 14/8  Bald Eagle
Run 2178 – 21/8  Shagadelic
Run 2179 – 28/8  Crow

Run 2166

Hare: Flasher

Where: 118 Upper Maud St, West Ulverstone
When: Monday, 29^th May 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15.00
Bring: Torch, Chair

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2167 – 5/6  FC
Run 2168 – 12/6  Thrust
Run 2169 – 19/6  Ratchet
Run 2170 – 26/6  Yep
Run 2171 – 3/7  Rumpole
Run 2172 – 10/7  Gyno
Run 2173 – 17/7  Tinsel
Run 2174 – 24/7  Maggie
Run 2175 – 31/7  Dint
Run 2176 – 7/8  Cheese
Run 2177 – 14/8  Bald Eagle
Run 2178 – 21/8  Shagadelic
Run 2179 – 28/8  Crow 

 

Run 2165

Hare/s : Tracka 

Where : Boat Ramp, Victoria Parade, Devonport 

When : Monday 22nd May 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm SHARP AEST Cost : $$ Own Cost off menu 

Notes: : OnOn at The Eli, Victoria Parade, Devonport 

Thanks Shagadelic. 

Run 2168 – 12/6 Thrust 

Run 2169 – 19/6 Ratchet 

Run 2170 – 26/6 Yep  

Run2171 – 3/7 Rumpole 

Run 2172 – 10/7 Flasher 

Run 2173 – 17/7 Tracka 

Run 2174 – 24/7 Maggie 

Run 2175 – 31/7 Dint 

Run2176 – 7/8 Cheese 

Run 2177 – 14/8  

Run2178 – 21/8   

Run2179 – 28/8

Run 2164

Hare/s : Seize-Her 

Where : Run from Spreyton Cricket & Community Club car park, 35 Mersey Main Rd, Spreyton 

When : Monday 15th May 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST Cost : $15 Bring : 

Notes : OnOn at 49 Bucks Rd, Tarleton 

Thanks Shagadelic. Receding Hareline:

 
 Run 2165 – 22/5 Flasher
 Run 2166 – 29/5 Gyno
 Run 2167 – 5/6 FC
 Run 2168 – 12/6 Thrust
 Run 2169 – 19/6 Ratchet
 Run 2170 – 26/6 Yep
 Run 2171 – 3/7 Rumpole
 Run 2172 – 10/7 Cheese
 Run 2173 – 17/7 Tracka
 Run 2174 – 24/7 Maggie
 Run 2175 – 31/7