January 29, 2009
January 27, 2009
The root of all problems
Pioneer's Fern Run
Follow Ironcliffe Rd in Penguin till you get to the picnic area.
We will dally up along the stream through beautiful shady manferns and tall Eucalypt forest, through an historic mining area and maybe even see Thorsby’s Tunnel. Ferndene is the only reserve in Tasmania where the Blechnum cartilagineum fern grows. It is an extremely rare fern species and is protected.
OnOn at Pioneers abode despite the well-equipped picnic area at Ferndene. Pioneer might even prepare a refreshing iced Blechnum tea made from fresh ferns!
January 26, 2009
Maggie saves Australia Day at the Eleventh Hour
A last minute dash to put a run together saw a pack of 20 or so leave from Maggie and HJ’s loveshack. Walkers did a gentle loop past the strawberry farm and home. The macho big boy runners chased the train, then waded the raging river to get back to the bucket. Foghorn commanded respect in the circle, ensuring that the limited supplies of beer were all given to Cheese. The Hub went to Crow for taking the scenic route to the On On via every Oz Day party in
1 Crosby St
Be there or be not be there, that is the question...
This will be a test of the blog system!
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January 24, 2009
HandJob Mystery Run
The above photo is my last memory of the Lark Whisky Tasting last night at Ringo and Dini's. Those who were not there should count themselves fortunate. We certainly conditioned our brains:
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.Mr. G.Again----
January 23, 2009
Just for a Lark…
January 20, 2009
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January 18, 2009
FLASHER'S NEW HOFT
SATURDAY WALK INTO MONTEZUMA FALLS AT ROSEBERY, THEN ONTO QUEENSTOWN FOR A OVERNIGHT STAY – CARAVAN PARK – ON THE SUNDAY WALK INTO NELSON FALLS THEN HOME .
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January 16, 2009
UP AND CUMMING IN TASSIE
- January 22 - Chardonnay H3 555th run, AGPU and 10th anniversary @ TBA
- January 23 - Lark distillery tasting @ West Mooreville Rd chicken farm
- January 31 - Hobart (H4) 2000th run @ The Lea
- February 14 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
- May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
January 15, 2009
Port Sorell Bike Run - motorbike details
Riders will assemble at Dint and Koff's place (14 Church St, East Devonport)
at 6.00 p.m. for departure to Port Sorell shortly afterwards.
Bring a stubby for my fridge because I'm too tight to share one of mine with
Port Sorell Bike Run
As an added bonus there is a chore we need to perform - on Thrust's advice. Jetstar is celebrating Austrlia Day by giving away 150 Jetstar Flight Vouchers worth $300 each. Just get some friends together, take a photo of them doing a Jetstar 'Star Jump' and email it to email@example.com.
We can do that.
January 14, 2009
January 13, 2009
January 12, 2009
Kuunt Routed After Boags Walkover
The Southern Hordes are without direction after Grizzly van der Kuunt’s leadership saw them comprehensively creamed by the victorious Boagans in a head-to-balls hard-on this weekend.
Lord Ringo Kitchendraw claimed victory at midnight atop the historic Ross Bridge, and along with several trusted comrades, saluted The Full Moon in the traditional Boagan style.
By Sunday morning, the Cascade Colonials could barely raise a route-march as they were outclassed on all fronts.
-Superior weaponry - Urang called it “a machine for annoying the crap out of Hashers by throwing water bombs at them while making the operator twice as wet”. We called it a catapult.
-Superior drinking skills – Both Anchor Harriettes suffered some spillage, but Hands On was humbled in the Wet T-shirt stakes as Puss in Boots had a bigger catchment area.
-Superior Ironmen – Urang employed his usual table manners to snatch victory from the lesser jaws of Jacques le Shiit. In the rematch, Northern newbie Jayson claimed victory over southern stalwart Crusha by a short half Weetabix.
-Superior Style – tighter shirts, louder music, bongo drums, and sexier underwear.
Lord Ringo commended his troops on their magnificent victory, but warned that, in light of many Boagans’ illiteracy, media manipulation by Southern Boerish Webwankers could see blatant mis-reporting of the battle.
Van der Kuunt is said to have taken refuge at a local
Cascade Colonials rout Boags Empire
Having reviewed the photographic evidence from Saturday's border skirmish at Ross and having impeached 'impartial' judge A Bit of This, leader of the Cascade Colonials Grizzly van der Kuunt has declared a walkover victory to the South over the North. Evidence clearly shows northern grunt Puss In Boots did not skol her beer as anchor in the boat race but instead used it as a facial. This was compounded in the Iron Man contest when that cheating bastard Urang finished with more food in his beard than was actually consumed.
Cmdr Kuunt was glowing is his praise of his troops, "We had a lot of defections, leaving us with only a small band of hardy, well-trained troops, but right was on our side and the border territory of Ross will fly the Cascade flag forevermore."
"I was extremely disappointed in the bias shown by the representative from the so-called independent nation of Guinness, who showed her true colours in the ladies tug-o-war, albeit as part of a beaten side."
Lord Ringo Kitchendraw could not be contacted for comment.
January 9, 2009
Devonport Hash was given only days notice to come out in force to control the UCPC (Ulverstone Caravan Park Campers) rebels. Pictured above we see Ringo practising his skills against the innocent photographer who was fortunately wearing armour - see picture below. No lives were lost, and only two complaints were received. Well done hashers. We celebrated our victory at the OzRock Inn where we invaded Crow's kitchen to raid some excellent fish 'n chips.
The full screen slideshow is <here>.
Your war-correspondent GoneAgain----
January 6, 2009
12 January run at the Cherry Shed in Latrobe
High Noon Battle at Ross this weekend!
A Friendly reminder that the charge of the Light Beer Brigade begins at noon on Saturday 10th January 2009, and forces should marshal in full regalia outside the Ross Caravan Park.
Soldiers should bring their own meat rations and an extra canteen, lest you suffer from strong thirst.
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