August 30, 2012

Make a Note of That

Many retirees insist that they are busier than they have ever been before, and this was clearly the case with Flasher, finding that he just didn't have time to set a trail.  A note r*n saw both the wa*king and r*nning packs scurry off down the street toward Cheese's house, clutching a handful of envelopes. At the base of the zigzag path, the wa*kers stopped to read their next clue.  Zero metres and several envelopes later, the instruction was On Home. Poxy decided that the dog hadn't had enough exercise and chose a longer route home, and the wa*king pack joined him.  On the way home they met Cheese on a parallel mission, having split from the r*nning pack to put a bit of extra length into his nightly exercise (and nothing wrong with that, I say).
Back at the Flash mothership a lavish spread awaited, wrapped up by a delicious  low calorie dessert. Raffle winners were rife, and the prizes priceless. The DVDs are down to four hour versions, are we trying to cut down?  
Next week's Hare is Cheese from his house in Amherst Street, Ulverstone, with Dini chained up in the kitchen.  Monday September 3rd, 6.30pm.
On! On! Dini

August 22, 2012

Eagles Marathon

Eagle's nest was where the pack assembled on an almost springy feeling evening. Despite spring being nigh the night was completely dark by the time we left, around 645pm.

The runners ran 7.5kms and were close to the point of calling for the transport division to haul them home from way past the Ambleside shops, and the walkers were long home entertaining Paul, a virgin runner from Hobart . Paul was lured in with no idea he was coming to Hash.

Plenty of space to display the curried sausages and rice as Bald Eagle has registered the MG and has parked it in the carport. We ate, swore, drank and abused each other with enthusiams, raffled off the usual crap at outrageously inflated ticket prices (what is this world coming to). We can tell Flasher is on a tight budget from the raffle prizes. No porn at all, not even the KMart catalog style porn.

Anyways, run was good, walk was there, grub had no complaints, Paul was christened Rock Spider. Rock Spider can go back to Hobart and tell Spoof he has been officially named by Devonport HHH.

Next run 630pm on 27 August from Flasher and UFO's palace on the West Ulverstone hill: 118 Upper Maud Street.
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August 19, 2012

Arabian Night - Burnie 10

Just making sure we are all full of beans for the Burnie Ten weekend 20-21 October! Register now: And the actual Burnie10:

And don't forget the
Devonport Tour de Pisse September 15, less than a month away! Email to tellus you're cummin! 
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August 14, 2012

GoneAgain in Style

Hashers assembled at James St HQ expecting a good feed. Though hard to leave the safety of Fanny May's back deck, the trail master eventually blew the horn and we bravely marched out the gate, away from the kitchen smells.

The runners came to the first of many circle checks at the outdoor gym, where non saw fit to use the opportunity to bulk up. At this stage the walkers were already lagging by a country mile. GoneAgain took them by their scruffs and marched them to the Bluff where we caught a glimpse of the runners who by now had bagged the local light-house endorned peak.  As the runners disappeared with the bunnies in the dark fields behind the innocent campers, GoneAgain led the walking pack along the road to the next circle check where brushed past the runners taking off.

Alas, Dint and Mouse didnt follow the pack, they decided to scurry off into the scrubs behind the campground. Sporting a hammy injury and no torch it took Dint 45 minutes to find his way throught the adjoing pitch dark graveyard and meet the pack at the circle check 100 meters further along. By now the walkers had accepted Dint's disappearance and were just about resigned to drag Dint's prized posession (Koff) home.

Fanny May, from HQ, lodged a panic call to GA to ensure the walkers were en-route as the runners had long returned and were about to dig into the tucker, and would no doubt polish it off in no time. At this particular point GA was proudly leading the leisurely pack down his only False Trail. With the threat of no food the pace was doubled and all made it to the OnOn safely.

Food was the usual gourmet that we have now come to expect from FM and the prize-de-jour in the raffle was a packet of sparkles. Enthusiastically the pack lit them all and watched them sparkle with excitement (see pic).

Flasher announced to the pack that his car payments from the raffle were to be donated to GoneAgain this week to see him off quicker, and donated the $100 to the cause! GA accepted them gracefully and pledged to be GoneAgain as soon as possible.

When the beer was drunk, the cask wine gone stale, and the fire pot smouldering with ambers the Dutch Jans Premium Herbal Liqueur came out, much appreciated by Poxy in particular. We toasted Dini, who appears to have gone AWOL with the rest of the Burnie crowd (except for Matchsticks!).

Next week's run from Bald Eagle's Nest in East Devonport at 25 Torquay Road.
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August 9, 2012

Bald Eagles Cummin of Age

OzRock hosted Bald Eagle's 1300th run. For the occasion he was given a drink.

Oh yes, we also did a bit of a sprint around the block. Walkers took an hour, probably because en-masse the walkers headed off on the first false trail out the door whilst the runners, who took half an hour for the run, took off in the right direction. Anyways, a well hidden On Home under the Ulverstone Phallic was found by both packs, but not well understood by some runners who were still enthusiastically sniffing for flour as they trailed behind the FRBs.

So anyways, Crow cooked us twice baked spuds and other goodies which were elegantly served up by young Michael, his mum and his dad, a family affair. Flasher conducted a terribly tasty  raffle and handed out obligatory porn. Super Sal came along for Bald Eagle's special occasion and brought along a virgin. He was named Ringer - pictured below. Ringer is a Lions Club member who is defecting to us, just as Fanny May did during the height of the GFC! OnOn Ringer!

Next run at Fanny May's home! 10 James St Devonport.

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