March 28, 2012

Adopt-a-Highway 2012

Preliminary reminder: Keep Saturday 12 May free to help with our regular adopt-a-highway cleanup!



Highland Fling 2012

Those contemplating the Highland Fling should Facebook the Chardonnay Hash House Harriers Group, or send an email to flag their interest to 


Brain Fart

Next week's r#n (2 April 630pm) from Lantern's place on Stoney Hill Road.

For those of you who thought Plunger has invaded Lantern's place, do not worry. It was merely a brain fart. That happens this early in the morning....


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March 27, 2012

Bad Bull

The Bad Bull tonight was Flasher for raffling his shirt off due to lack of quality prizes, or perhaps lack of sponsors. His runaround the burb, looking for contours to compete with Bastard's run did not rate high for the skimpy pack that kept on complaining about everything. Only three true believers perservered to complete the cunning trail. UFO cooked up a BBQ storm and we tried hardto make the new Bluff BBQ site unsavoury with our company. We scared off noone and even gave cake offerings to curious Asian tourists.

Runkeeper was kept by Dini today, the Hub went to Flasher, and his new shirt went to Crow.

Next week's r#n (2 April 630pm) from Plunger's place on Stoney Hill Road. Remember to bring torches and be on time or you'll miss the bus up the hill.
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Oh, PS from Burnie Trash:

Up and cumming….

April 7th or 8th?, Easter ———Dini and the hot cross bunnies @ Baker’s Beach for ?? combined Burnie and LoonRhasHLoonRhasHLoonRhasH

  • April 15thApril 15th———Any takers for the Burnie Challenge? Cost is only $10 and you can download an entry form here: 
  • May 5th Saturday———Burnie HHH AGPUBurnie AGPU
  • May 18-20———The Great Hash Migration, Mombasa, KenyaThe Kenya
  • May 22-27———Interhash Borobudur, Jogjakarta, Indonesia.
  • June 8-10——Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Loch Pedder, see the attached flyer. Places are limited. If you intend going, please email Captain Condom (available(, Payment by direct deposit is available
  • July 21st——Launceston LH3 2000th R*n. Lots of Beer and a Really Big Fire.
  • July 13-22 ——Hedo II H3 Campout at the Hedonism II Resort, Negril, Jamaica. gigJamaica. Check out this tempting gig——the link is

Aussie Nash Hash Brisbane, May 4--6th, 20136th, 2013
Interhash 25--27 July 2014 Brussels, Belgium - Think about it… Seriously!

March 21, 2012

Ewes Know Who Ewes Are

Those attending last week's Devonport Hash set by the Bast*rd, somewhere in the dastardly Dial Ranges, will probably know already where this week's r*n commences. Your poxy Blog-Mistress has had to resort to other more devious means... such as email...

There will be no leeches, no blackberries (electronic variety excepted) and no hills, at least nothing which warrants a significant contour line on the map. This week's Hare Flasher is setting from his old wa*king mate Les-Bean's house in McCabe Avenue, Devonport. Bring the usual crap, and don't forget your raffle money.
Monday, March 26th, 6.30 pm.. Last r*n before the end of daylight savings. On-on at The Bluff!

On! On!

March 16, 2012

St Patricks Starter

Thanks to our geography Australia is one of the first places on our earth to celebrate St Patricks Day. But, alas, 10 hours earlier than Ireland was not enough. Devonport Hash decided to celebrate St Patricks day 5 days ahead of the rest of the world.

Due to poor advertising of the event not all punters showed up in green, but a green St Paddies balloon fixed that. Why would any self respecting Hasher run through town carrying a green balloon and surrounded by Leprechauns? Well, the promise of a Guinness at Mollies did the trick.

As the walkers bee-lined to the pub the runners wound their way through town and still beat us for a drink. Staff at Mollies duly accepted our StPaddies offering in the shape of a balloon and gave each of us a half pint of Guinness in return.

Back at the OnOn the Queen of Leprechauns, Fanny O'Mae, had heated up the pies that were donated by the Wagyu Pie Company & Bakehouse in Devonport. Also out of the MKR wannabee chief appeared moist turkey and gravy and chicken kebabs, green frog in jelly desert and port.

Next Run on Monday 19 March, 630pm set by Bastard from Ferndene Reserve (off Ironcliffe Road) (not the Gnomen car park)!


March 6, 2012

Rotate on This, Paddy

It was a night of reciprocals at Turners Beach - straight lines where there should have been circles. The r*n was long and straight with no hashing opportunities, and the story goes that the firepot went around in circles. Maggie has himself a cottage industry in the making, with his fabulous new planetary device which makes every man the centre of his own universe. Perhaps that's not such a new concept...
Next week's r*n is Green and Shamrocky with black and tan bits around the edge and will be set the Queen of the Leprechauns, Fanny O'Mae from her house at 10 James Street Devonport.
On! On!

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