May 25, 2022

Run 2117

 

Hare/s                           : Turtle

Where                          : 16 Birch St, Devonport

When                           :  Monday 30th May 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  Chair

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2118 – 6/6  Guardsvan

Run 2119 – 13/6  Gyno

Run 2120 – 20/6  Gone Again

Run 2121 – 27/6  Crow

Run 2122 – 4/7 Ratchet

Run 2123 – 11/7 Shagadelic

Run 2124 – 18/7 Cheese

Run 2125 – 25/7 Tracka

Run 2126 – 1/8  Flasher

Run 2127 – 8/8  Dint

Run 2128 – 15/8  Bald Eagle

 

 

 

HashTrash - May 16 FC from Stubbs Road

HASH TRASH 

DH3 RUN NO. 2115 May 16 2022 – F.C. (Stubbs Road) 

Caught attending: Bald Eagle, Crab, Cheese, Crow, Dint, F.C., Flasher, Gyno, Killer, Lantern, Maggie, Shagadelic,  Texarse, Two Dogs.

A cold and wet day but miraculously dry for the run and a full moon bonus.
F.C. mercifully set a short and uncomplicated run and no apologies for that. 

The short false trail which ran South attracted the pack like moths to light but it was very short. Trail proper then ran North among the random wallaby carcasses to a Master Check at Bienefelt’s Road where walkers (not Eagle) were meant to find a HHH. Runners were then intended to continue to a HHH at the brothers Webb’s barn. Obviously, the idea was for a short run and to keep people warm and avoid freezing bottoms off – Perhaps I am missing something! 

Gyno turned up late - but better late than never! Two Dogs cooked beautiful dim sims and rice and escaped a down due to other distractions. The lack of soy sauce elicited the usual response from some hashers. Texarse helped with food and distribution and that was much appreciated. 

Lantern lipped well as usual and a few notable downs were:  F.C. (Hare), F.C. (960 runs); F.C. (metho in stubby holder); 

Apologies for the focus on F.C. (me) but fill in your own memories here as mine has disappeared. 

Crow’s rigged raffle continued to surprise and disappoint. 

Soff appears comfortable at Mt. St. Vincent Nursing Home and F.C. and Two Dogs visited him recently. It is difficult and long-winded to get access but is possible and  Soff seems quite lonely. T.P. attempted to visit at the same time but time constraints prevented him. 

LAST RUN: Mon 9th May 2022 Hare: Yep. Where: Mission Hill [2114] THIS RUN: Mon. 16th May 2022 Hare: FC Where: Stubbs Road [2115] NEXT RUN: Mon. 23rd May 2022 Hare: Maggie Where: Oz Rock Inn [2116] NEXT +1: Mon. 30th May 2022 Hare: Turtle Where: TBA [2117]

May 17, 2022

Run 2116

Hare/s                           : Maggie

Where                          : Oz Rock Inn, Beach Rd, Ulverstone

When                           :  Monday 23rd May 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2117 – 30/5  Turtle

Run 2118 – 6/6  Guardsvan

Run 2119 – 13/6  Gyno

Run 2120 – 20/6  Gone Again

Run 2121 – 27/6  Crow

Run 2122 – 4/7 Ratchet

Run 2123 – 11/7 Shagadelic

Run 2124 – 18/7 Cheese

Run 2125 – 25/7 Tracka

Run 2126 – 1/8  Flasher

Run 2127 – 8/8  Dint

Run 2128 – 15/8  Bald Eagle

 

 

 

May 11, 2022

Run 2115

Hare/s                           : FC

Where                          : 190 Stubbs Road, Turners Beach

When                           :  Monday 16th May 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2116 – 23/5  Maggie

Run 2117 – 30/5  Turtle

Run 2118 – 6/6  Guardsvan

Run 2119 – 13/6  Gyno

Run 2120 – 20/6  Gone Again

Run 2121 – 27/6  Crow

Run 2122 – 4/7 Ratchet

Run 2123 – 11/7 Cheese

Run 2124 – 18/7 Shagadelic

Run 2125 – 25/7 Tracka

Run 2126 –

 

 

 

May 10, 2022

Run Report - May 9 2022 – Yep

HASH TRASH
DH3 RUN NO. 2114 May 9 2022 – Yep (Mission Hill)

Bald Eagle, Beaver Basher, Black Tracka, Cheese, Crow, Dint, F.C., Flasher, Lantern, Long John, Maggie, Tinsel, Turtle, Yep.

A shortish but appropriate run from Yep from his place on Mission Hill which headed out to the Surf Club and return (after a tricky little false trail up the hill).

Yep excelled as usual with fine and plentiful food – pizzas and a selection of health items. Some were a little disappointed at the lack of fish fingers.

Crow continued to disappoint with his rigged raffle prizes!
Again the Central Coast Cruisers turned up on time!
Lantern lipped with distinction and a few notable downs were:

Down-downs for: Yep (Hare); Crow (1130 runs); Black Tracka (1,556 runs); F.C. (959 runs).

Long John held court with his captive audience of bushwalkers and greenies and others using his private map collection.

LAST RUN: Mon 2nd May 2022 Hare: Debrie. Where: Oz Rock [2113]
THIS RUN: Mon. 9th May 2022 Hare: Yep Where: Mission Hill [2114]
NEXT RUN: Mon. 16th May 2022 Hare: FC Where: Stubbs Road [2115]
NEXT +1: Mon. 23rd May 2022 Hare: Maggie Where: TBA [2116]




May 3, 2022

Run 2114

Hare/s                           : Yep

Where                          : 18 Main St, Penguin

When                           :  Monday 9th May 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2115 – 16/5  FC

Run 2116 – 23/5  Maggie

Run 2117 – 30/5  Turtle

Run 2118 – 6/6  Guardsvan

Run 2119 – 13/6  Gyno

Run 2120 – 20/6  Gone Again

Run 2121 – 27/6  Crow

Run 2122 – 4/7 Ratchet

Run 2123 – 11/7 Cheese

Run 2124 – 18/7 Shagadelic

Run 2125 – 25/7 Tracka

Run 2126 –

 

 

 

April 27, 2022

Run 2113

Hare/s                           : Debrie

Where                          : Oz Rock Inn, Beach Rd, Ulverstone

When                           :  Monday 2nd May 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2114 – 9/5  Yep

Run 2115 – 16/5  FC

Run 2116 – 23/5  Maggie

Run 2117 – 30/5  Turtle

Run 2118 – 6/6  Guardsvan

Run 2119 – 13/6  Gyno

Run 2120 – 20/6  Gone Again

Run 2121 – 27/6  Crow

Run 2122 – 4/7 Ratchet

Run 2123 – 11/7 Cheese

Run 2124 – 18/7 Shagadelic

Run 2125 – 25/7 Tracka

Run 2126 –

 

 

 

April 21, 2022

Run 2112

Hare/s                           : Bald Eagle

Where                          : 25 Torquay Rd, East Devonport

When                           :  Monday 25th April 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  Chair

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2113 – 2/5  Debrie

Run 2114 – 9/5  Yep

Run 2115 – 16/5  FC

Run 2116 – 23/5  Turtle

Run 2117 – 30/5  Maggie

Run 2118 – 6/6  Guardsvan

Run 2119 – 13/6  Gyno

Run 2120 – 20/6  Gone Again

Run 2121 – 27/6  Crow

 

April 20, 2022

Run Report 18 April 2022 – Tracka

HASH TRASH
DH3 RUN NO. 2111
April 18 2022 – Tracka (Nutrien Ag)

Bald Eagle, Black Tracka, Cheese, Crow, Dint, F.C., Flasher, Gone Again, Gyno, Lantern, Maggie, Shagadelic, Tinsel, Turtle.

Another fine run from BT from the old Roberts site in Devonport. Dint got himself confused on the run and was again the centre of attention.

Co-Hares Tinsel and Tracka excelled as usual with fine and plentiful food. Tinsel wisely invoked the anti-gannet device of dispensing the chips but this proved unnecessary as there was only one in attendance.

Crow returned to run his rigged raffle. The only thing missing the previous week was Crow and his weak prizes!

Again the Central Coast Cruisers turned up on time – maybe there is a reason for that.

Lip Lantern held the attention of the circle and a few notable downs were:

Tracka and Tinsel (Hares); Crow (56th Birthday); Flasher (740 runs); Tinsel (640 runs – Tracka sub); Turtle (90 runs); Gyno (Parking on Arrow Start); Dint (Loser [Geelong and Runs]); Maggie (Carlton win); Lantern (Crow exploits per Maggie confusion); Cheese (to quieten); Flasher (Hub reversed for GA Covid confusion); F.C. (Phone use for Hash Trash).

Trackers fine whiskey proved very popular and a vat is most welcome any time.

On account of Maggie falling asleep from the boring conversation F.C. decamped with a generous Gyno.

LAST RUN: Mon 11th Apr. 2022 Hare: Shaga. Where: Bluff [2110]
THIS RUN: Mon. 18th Apr. 2022 Hare: Tracka Where: Nutrien [2111]
NEXT RUN: Mon. 25th Apr. 2022 Hare: Eagle Where: See Below [2112]
NEXT +1: Mon. 2nd May. 2022 Hare: Debrie Where: TBA [2112]



April 18, 2022

RUN Report 2110 - April 11 2022

Shagadelic (Bluff)

PRESENT - Bald Eagle, Beaver Basher, Black Tracka, Cheese, Debrie, Dint, F.C., Flasher, Gone Again, Gyno, Killer, Lantern, Maggie, Shagadelic.

A cold but good run by Shagadelic from the Bluff car park which appeared to wind around the walking track towards and up the Mersey. Cheese and several others were noted returning briskly to head to Lantern’s for the ONON.

Lanterns camouflaged Ukrainian bunker was a welcome and warm retreat and his fire pit raged outside as well. Hare Shagadelic excelled as usual with fine and plentiful food. Crow managed to avoid the derision of hashers for his raffle due to a previous commitment to his Hot Rod enthusiast friends. Of course that was a fine for him getting pissed with a different group to Hash.

For some inexplicable reason, the Central Coast Cruisers turned up on time – maybe there is a reason for that. No major stuff ups or misadventures to report but that’s just a fleeting thing.

Lip Lantern carried on the good work and a few notable downs were:

Down-downs for: Shagadelic (Hare); Bald Eagle (1,680 runs); Shagadelic (181 runs); F.C. (Misadventure); Debrie (Making Cheese late)

De-parking was quite innocuous without Crow’s high rise van to prune Lantern’s trees.

Eagle’s Anzac Day run will be one not to forget!
LAST RUN: Mon 4th Apr. 2022 Hare: Killer Where: Forth [2109]
THIS RUN: Mon 11th Apr. 2022 Hare: Shaga. Where: Bluff [2110]
NEXT RUN: Mon. 18th Apr. 2022 Hare: Tracka Where: Nutrien [2111]
NEXT +1: Mon. 25th Apr. 2022 Hare: Eagle Where: TBA [2112]



April 13, 2022

Run 2111

Hare/s                           : Tracka

Where                          : Nutrien Ag Solutions, 1 Formby Rd, Miandetta

When                           :  Monday 18th April 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  Chair?  OnOn most likely at 71 Tarleton Rd

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2112 – 25/4  Bald Eagle  (Anzac Day)

Run 2113 – 2/5  Debrie

Run 2114 – 9/5  Yep

Run 2115 – 16/5  FC

Run 2116 – 23/5  Turtle

Run 2117 – 30/5  Maggie

Run 2118 – 6/6  Guardsvan

Run 2119 – 13/6  Gyno

Run 2120 – 20/6  Gone Again

Run 2121 – 27/6  Crow

 

April 5, 2022

Run 2110

Hare/s                           : Shagadelic

Where                          : Bluff Beach BBQ area

When                           :  Monday 11th April 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  Chair? maybe

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2111 – 18/4  Tracka  (Easter)

Run 2112 – 25/4  Bald Eagle  (Anzac Day)

Run 2113 – 2/5  Debrie

Run 2114 – 9/5  Yep

Run 2115 – 16/5  FC

Run 2116 – 23/5  Turtle

Run 2117 – 30/5  Maggie

Run 2118 – 6/6  Guardsvan

Run 2119 – 13/6  Gyno

Run 2120 – 20/6  Gone Again

Run 2121 – 27/6

March 30, 2022

Spotlight on Soff

Spotlight on Soff

Respect Aged Care
Issue 11, January 20

Resident Name: Rod Priestly

Family: Wife Judy; Daughter Jane and Dog Gracie
Former Occupation: Postal Manager
Interests: Motorcycle riding and sailing
Special holidays: Caravanning and motorcycling around Australia
Favourite foods: Roast dinner and any thing sweet
Food Dislikes: Egg and cream
Favourite music: Classic Australian rock
Most annoying thing: Slow drivers
Favourite quote: Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.


March 29, 2022

RUN REPORT 2107 March 21 2022 – Lantern (Durkins Road)

Bald Eagle, Beaver Basher, Black Tracka, Cheese, Crow, Dint, F.C., Flasher, Gone Again, Guardsvan, Gyno, Killer, Lantern, Maggie, Ratchet, Shagadelic, Tinsel, Turtle. 

A clever cat run by Lantern at Durkins Road. Cunning Crow conned the Central Coast Cruisers into ignoring the start as marked and heading uphill to where he imagined that Lantern would finish the run. 

This turned out to be a fine coup for Crow – he led Maggie and FC straight to the HHH. To be fair these three took to the back end (like any good poofter) and after a couple of kilometres caught up with the incoming Flasher and Cheese and returned home. 

Trail proper by all accounts was excellent as per Lantern’s usual. Lantern and Beaver Basher’s culinary efforts were outstanding and even slowed down the gannets. The rigorously rigged raffle continued in that theme under Crow’s control. 

Chance alcohol prizes still consistently favour the Central Coast Cruisers hash subcommittee. 

One shy hasher entertained all by his account of his recovery from a very bad Koff only to come down with something else that is quite cuntagious. 

Lip Lantern continued to distinguish himself and a few notable downs were: Down-downs for: 
Lantern (Hare); Black Tracka (1,550 runs); Crow (1,125 runs); Maggie (680 runs); Ratchet (323 runs); Turtle (??); 

Cheese disgraced himself by proving that Turtle is really a wranger by pantsing her as she did a noble down for unknown reasons. 

The highlight or lowlight of the evening was the blindfold surprise for Flasher hatched by a conniving pair (Lantern and Beaver Basher). We all know how Flasher fantasizes over hairless pussies – well Beaver Basher’s hairless pussy felt very familiar to Flasher’s learned touch (as pictured). 

LAST RUN: Mon 14th Mar. 2022 Hare: Crab Where: Otto’s Grotto [2106] THIS RUN: Mon 21st Mar. 2022 Hare: Lantern Where: Durkins Road [2107] NEXT RUN: Mon. 28th Mar. 2022 Hare: Gyno Where: Dell Luck Don [2108] NEXT +1: Mon. 4th Apr. 2022 Hare: Killer Where: TBA [2109]






Run 2109

Hare/s                           : Killer

Where                          : 10 William St, Forth

When                           :  Monday 4th April 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  Chair

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2110 – 11/4  Shagadelic  Bluff

Run 2111 – 18/4  Tracka  (Easter)

Run 2112 – 25/4  Bald Eagle  (Anzac Day)

Run 2113 – 2/5  Debrie

Run 2114 – 9/5  Yep

Run 2115 – 16/5  FC

Run 2116 – 23/5  Turtle

Run 2117 – 30/5  Maggie

Run 2118 – 6/6  Guardsvan

Run 2119 – 13/6  Gyno

Run 2120 – 20/6  Gone Again

 

 

 

 

 

 

March 24, 2022

Run 2108

Hare/s                           : Gyno

Where                          : Ktek workshop, Stony Rise Rd, Don

When                           :  Monday 28th March 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  Chair

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2109 – 4/4  Killer

Run 2110 – 11/4  Shagadelic

Run 2111 – 18/4  Yep  (Easter)

Run 2112 – 25/4  Bald Eagle  (Anzac Day)

Run 2113 – 2/5  Debrie

Run 2114 – 9/5  Tracka

Run 2115 – 16/5  FC

Run 2116 – 23/5  Turtle

Run 2117 – 30/5  Maggie

Run 2118 – 6/6  Guardsvan

 

 

 

 

 

 

March 23, 2022

DH3 RUN NO. 2106 March 14 2022 – Crab (Otto’s Grotto)

Present: Bald Eagle, Beaver Basher, Black Tracka, Cheese, Crab, Crow, Dint, F.C., Flasher, Gone Again, Guardsvan, Lantern, Maggie, Ratchet, Tinsel, Turtle.

Another adventure in Paradise run by Crab from Otto’s Grotto headquarters followed by a cleverly devised St. Patrick’s Day Irish quiz followed by chicken a salad delights. >
Despite FC gaining 10/10 due to Ratchet’s fine marking Dint fluked a win but publicity is not something Dint thrives on – just saying. The trail wound around the river and over the bridge to FINO. 

Apparently, Turtle approached the HHH backwards (looking over her shoulder) so there appeared to be some confusion from the hare apparent or apparent hare. Van struggled around a short version of the run due to his much shorter pace than usual – has vasectomy scars slowing him a little. 

Crab’s beautiful and long-suffering first wife assisted in delivering the food and other consumables and Cheese supplied a fine selection of alcoholic drinks. The rigged raffle was even more rigged than usual with Crow following a green theme with many trivial prizes except for the obligatory few alcohol-related ones which by chance consistently favour the Central Coast Cruisers hash subcommittee. 

On account of the power blackout at the Grotto (imposed by Council) – The Indian security guards rounded up the hash stragglers before lock up (the premises not Crow and Maggie) and before they could consume all of the port – but that’s not a bad thing. 

Lip Lantern performed with distinction as usual and some downs may be lost in the mists of alcohol but: Down-downs for: 

Crab (Hare); FC (955 runs); Flasher (735 runs); Gone Again (405 runs); Guardsvan (1,505 runs); Lantern (840 runs); F.C. (Unleaded FUBAR) 

LAST RUN: Mon 7th Mar. 2022 Hare: Crow Where: Oz Rock Inn [2105] THIS RUN: Mon 14th Mar. 2022 Hare: Crab Where: Otto’s Grotto [2106] 

NEXT RUN: Mon 21 st Mar. 2022 Hare: Lantern Where: Durkins Road [2107] NEXT +1: Mon. 28th Mar. 2022 Hare: Gyno Where: TBA [2108]
Whe Rethef Uka Rewe again?

Dint won the bottle of 'Scotch' with St. Patrick’s Day Irish quiz


March 15, 2022

Run 2107

Hare/s                           : Lantern

Where                          : Durkins Rd, Quoiba, just past cemetery under power lines

When                           :  Monday 21st March 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  Chair – ONON at Lantern's, 168 Stony Rise Rd, Devonport

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2108 – 28/3  Gyno

Run 2109 – 4/4  Killer

Run 2110 – 11/4  Shagadelic

Run 2111 – 18/4  Yep

Run 2112 – 25/4  Guardsvan?

Run 2113 – 2/5  Bald Eagle

Run 2114 – 9/5  Debrie

Run 2115 – 16/5

Run 2116 – 23/5

 

 

 

 

 

 

March 9, 2022

Run 2106

Hare/s                           : Crab (St Patrick's Day)

Where                          : Ottos Grotto, Dial St, Ulverstone.

When                           :  Monday 14th March 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  wear a craic…..green…..

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2107 – 21/3  Lantern  Durkins Rd, Quoiba. Just past the cemetery, under the power lines. OnOn at 168 Stony Rise Rd, Devonport.

Run 2108 – 28/3  Gyno

Run 2109 – 4/4  Killer

Run 2110 – 11/4  Shagadelic

Run 2111 – 18/4  Yep

Run 2112 – 25/4  Guardsvan?

Run 2113 – 2/5  Bald Eagle

Run 2114 – 9/5  Debrie

Run 2115 – 16/5

Run 2116 – 23/5

 

 

 

 

 

 

March 2, 2022

Run 2105

Hare/s                           : Crow

Where                          : Oz Rock Inn, Beach Rd, Ulverstone

When                           :  Monday 7th March 2022, 6.30pm for 6.45pm   AEST            

Cost                             :  $ 15

Bring                            :  

Notes:                         :    If you are feeling unwell or should be in quarantine, please DON'T attend. PLEASE respect the health of others.

Hare's PLEASE plan for an outdoor OnOn.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

Run 2106 – 14/3  Crab (St Pat's Day)

Run 2107 – 21/3  Lantern

Run 2108 – 28/3  Gyno

Run 2109 – 4/4  Killer

Run 2110 – 11/4  Shagadelic

Run 2111 – 18/4  Yep

Run 2112 – 25/4  Guardsvan?

Run 2113 – 2/5 

Run 2114 – 9/5 

 

 

 

 

 

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