October 26, 2013


INCORRECT RUN FOR MONDAY 28TH

FLASHER F####D UP

Do not meet at Dint & Koffs' residence at 6.30ish Monday, 28th, & THEY DO NOT LIVE IN PARDOE STREET:-

WHEN:      Monday, 28th October

TIME:         6.30ish

WHERE:     HENRY SOMERSET RESERVE
                     RAILTON ROAD

ONON:        DINT & KOFF, 14 CHURCH ST
                     EAST DEVONPORT

THEME:       Flasher was correct it is the Annual
                      Pink Run, so cum in Pink.
          
DOWNDOWN:  FLASHER!!!!!!

WRIGGED RAFFLE:  Please, Please

OnOn
FM

October 25, 2013




FLASHER'S RUN REPORT MONDAY 21ST OCTOBER
INCLUDING RUN FOR 28TH


Crows run Monday 21st

What set out as a normal Monday night hash run , was far from normal . Trail was very easy to find , Crow used all the left over flour, he had, from baking  the Hot Rod show people scones, so trail was good , X’s were huge, and master check’s  would have been bigger then Ben Huir , if I had found one .
Down we walked or run if you were able , some hashers were part of the elite team that completed the Burnie 10, and had to walk , but the runners took off like scolded cats up Alexander Road , like no tomorrow . Tracker and I said f*#k them, lets hash , and get back for the grub and Piss. The last we saw , the runners were at the clock . As we were nearing the surf club, the runners , came from nowhere, shot pass us like a Lighting McQueen and into Crows . Crow was hard at it with his head in the BBQ, cooked up sausages and burgers: everyone ate and drank until someone , remaining nameless, asked where the other walkers were. Nobody gave a shit , and continued eating and drinking . When the final stragglers turned up, Crow had to again go the toss out bin, retrieve some left over  salad and meat. The lippery ,  conducted by the one legged Dint , was a joy to listen too, that good was the jokes , milestones and nominations, I have no idea what  was said . The raffle was another huge Suck Cess with valuable prizes given was for a small cost of $5.00. Boner won the prize of the night , with his Huge Penis shirt. He said in his victory speech , this is the greatest shirt I have ever won, I will never take it off, I am a stud , the girls at the “whorehouse” on Saturday night will be asking to see my Huge pen and asking for my phone number . just in case they miss him, it is 0400 696 969. The bottle of wine was won by someone.
Next week’s run will be at Dint and Koff’s place  in Pardoe St, East Devonport. Please CUM in PINK as all money , raffle etc will be donated to the Cancer Council . So everyone PINK  up , get into the groove and show East Devonport all your PINK bits.

ON ON
Flasher

October 17, 2013

STUCK IN TIME!!!!!

COMBINED LUNAR HASH & BURNIE HASH HAPPY FEET IS 19TH OCTOBER!!!!

AS IS NEXT HASH RUN AT CROW'S 
21ST OCTOBER!!!!

Down Down Down for ???? someone, Oops

October 16, 2013

TWO IN ONE
"MAN" REMEMBER THOSE, MY FAV ICECREAM
ANYWAY THIS IS A ACDC MESSAGE\
FROM 1 MINUTE TO NEXT IN ABSENCE OF GA  -  MY IT IS ALL OVER THE PLACE SINCE I LOST MY "HOTSPOT"Those in the iT world know the world of pain I'm in.

For those that don't look at LUNAR HASH blog anymore:-
LUNAR HASH & HAPPY FEET @ RINGO'S RANCH ARE COMBINING FOR SATURDAY, 19TH SEPTEMBER, BE THERE & BARE YOUR HAIRY PENGUIN ASS!!!!  
PS:  Please bring extra BYO drinks !!!! +++++


 DEVONPORT HASH RUN

WHEN:     Monday 21st September

WHERE:   Crow's, Oz Rock Inn, Ulverstone

TIME:        6.30ish

ONON:       We hope?

RAFFLE:     Please, pls!

Can our Hash family look out for our beautiful quiet (Ere) "Jules" who has this most horrendous brain tumour & support our Hash bro FC.
I am sure I say this for every Hash member, our thoughts, love, prayers, strength we send your way,
OnOn

"FLASHER'S YAHOO ROUNDUP"

GUARDY'S RUN MONDAY, 14TH

On a cold night, west of Devonport , reptiles both live and sculptured, lay waiting for a small pack of 8 hashers to attack, in the foothills of Cisten’s dad’s favorite walking tracks. The hearty group of men ventured out, Cheese, Maggie and Flasher on the runners trail: Soff,Foghorn,Crab and Poxie on the walkers trail, with Crow setting off, but getting lost and joining the other fellow animals wondering alone in the hills. Masterchecks were missed by Maggie and then he wanted to short cut home, after what seemed like a 10km uphill hike following trail. I cannot repeat the words he used to describe Guardy’s run , but he paid the price, when nominations were called , by the fill in lip ( Cheese). Wood was gathered by all, the fire lit , Guardy cooked , we all ate , Lamingtons were given for supper, stories told, with Crab saying he found snow at Cradle Mountain but people said he photo shopped his pictures , so he could get another award. BUT no honest tourism operator would do that ???.
Maggie told how the main actor , who was to play Christian Grey in the movie “ Fifty Shades Of Grey” had pulled out , and he has sent in his CV , along with a photo of his head and a lock of his hair , asking for the leading roll.
The raffle was done, again great prizes with Poxie taking away the “odd socks “red wine.
The AGM is cumming up very soon , please get your CV into Eagle, if you want to be a true leader of the pack and not just a follower. Lobby the pack now, so your name can go down in Devonport Hash folk law, get onto the Honour Roll, as   “ Head Wanker ”
Next week run will be at Crows
Usual time  6.30ish
At a “special” urgently called meeting of 3 , it was decided that the new price for attending hash will be
$15.00  inc $5.00 for the waffle or $10.00 and $5.00 for the waffle.( No Cheques)

On On

Flasher

Please do not forget GoneAgain, doing it hard,  "Virtually" on his own,  Kath is still with him, Kath & GA carry their packs, the others are able to put their packs in taxis onto the next town, therefore are 2 to 3 days ahead. That is not doing it easy, it's still bloody hard.  Here he is at Cruz de Ferra the huge Cross at the pass, this is where Pilgrims leave their momentos from home, Gone Again left his Cystic Fibrosis band behind him.  If only he left his CF behind him.  Still looking for approx $400 to reach the $10,000 mark, donations can be made at:- www.give.everydayhero.com/au/coughing4cf

No rules in Hash :)

ONON
FannyMay

October 9, 2013

AS FLASHER SAW IT
THRUST'S RUN 7TH OCTOBER

A small pack of 14 gathered at the Forth Footy Ground for the first daylight saving run. Thrust set a walkers and runners trail, with less flour , than you would need to bake a batch of scones,  but the groups headed off into the township , only to find that the walkers went left and the runners went right , just over the bridge. The walkers went down the road to the Excess Water Rates  Building and Ba*tards daily abode. The runners found their way to Killers house with a Master Check out the front. We found Killer not at home , we shouted for Lucky Bitch, to bring out food . but with no reply , we headed up the hill to a master check at Guard’s house. No food or drinks there either, so on up another hill to another M/C. A short recovery stop and then on up to the top of the Forth hill. The competitive hashers of Boner and Foghorn , came into a shown down as Froghorn , thought he was a front running ba*stard and Boner thought he had to be chased down and beaten to the bottom . A Virgin hasher to Devonport; Softcock from the Gay Chardy Hashers in Hobart , was setting the fast pace, Foggy was flat strap trying to keep up and Boner was full stride and on a mission . A check at the bottom of the hill took Softcock and Eagle up into the back streets of Forth ,while the rest of the runners said , f*ck it , lets go eat.  Enough food for a Henry 8th  banquet arrived, with hot chips, Pizza and hot chicken , so at the end , Foggy had enough food left to take home for his supper.
A new hasher came with Thrust, he just so happened to be Mullets brother, so his new name is “Nemo”. Great prizes flowed from the wrigged waffle with Maggie lucky enough to again win some more glasses to fill up his china cabinet. Fanny May won a beautiful pink PIG and Eagle won the “odd socks” wine.
Darkness came , hashers went home , to get ready for next weeks run , to be set by Guardy .
Meet at the quarry car park at Cisten’s Dad’s track , near the big lizard – Durkins Road Spreyton .
Meet at the usual time – 6.30 ish.
Bring your normal shit.

On On

Flasher

As is the Fake Webwankers right:-  The wrigged raffle saw Prizes come & go, swapped & eaten:- Triple Top lent her ADDIHASH top to Foghorn "never to be seen again", Cheese won $100 sunnies that FannyMay stole, Bald Eagle came away with the real goods, i.e. Bottle of Red & Fanny May was given the major prize of the evening after a name change to "Porker":- 
ATTENTION

GOOD

BURNIE HAPPY FEET WEEKEND
A BIT OF THIS NEEDS TO KNOW 
19TH - 20TH OCTOBER

Please let us know if you are coming to "Happy Feet" /Burnie 10 w/e. We don't want to deep fry too many penguins if they aren't going to be eaten!!! e-mail : abitofthis59@gmail.com or phone 0428592420. Thanks and On-on!!



NEXT RUN

WHEN:     Monday, 14th October

SET BY:     Guardy

WHERE:   Quarry, Allison Track Car Park,
                     Kelcey Tier, Top Durkins Road
                     Spreyton
                  
TIME:        6.30ISH

ONON:       Guardy at said Quarry

RAFFLE:     Please, please!!!

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