December 30, 2010

This is F**KING URGENT - Change for next run!


There has been a change for next Monday's Run. (3 Jan 630pm) It is now the wet
tee shirt run at Crows. The following week is being set at Les Biens at the
end of McCabe Avenue, Devonport.

Thanks and best wishes for 2011.

Guardsvan

December 28, 2010

Up and Cummin




3/1/11 630pm - Alma Bridge (Wilmot side) 12.2 ks from Forth on Wilmot Road. Depending on weather conditions there will be wet foot trail for runners and dry foot trail for walkers (or a combination thereof at your choice) 6.45ish start. Dogs need to be on leash. On On at picnic shelter near bridge – Hare: .... Guardsvan

December 21, 2010

Ho Ho Ho at HHH



Christmas was celebrated in the North West in traditional Hash Style. Burnie Hash was overwhelmed by Devonport Hash who all politely showed up respectably late. Phaywray and her little helpers cooked up a storm and no one was felt wanting for more... Well, except Santa of course. We all wanted more of him. We all duly sat on his lap hoping for that little bit more, but short of a flashing smile Santa Ringo was awfully well behaved.

The next night at Crow's abode, saw Devonport Xmas Hash started with several circles on the beach. Not sure if they were employees of the renowned Oz-Rock-Inn, just ring-ins or just a flook, but two beach bunnies showed up for a photo session, drooling over the handsome Santas present and wanting to sign on the HHH dotted line immediately. GoneAgain set the minimum Hashing age at 12 to cover all possibilities and promptly was told off with a down down and Cheese reminded him that the minimum age was 16. Miraculously the beach bunnies still qualified and we shall be expecting them to show their smiles at the next hash (even though they went to school in Launceston)!

Numerous runners made it to the end of the Ulverstone Rock Wall, and from there on the night degraded steadily with the lip having to hand out spankings with a wooden spoon and writing out sexual favour cheques for the goody -two-shoes who failed to join i against the lip. The night briefly reached a new climax with a superb meal at the ORI (Oz Rock Inn) but after that we resorted to the usual low standard of entertainment which included pole dancing (Crow wiped the pole with his tongue after each session). The night came to an abrupt halt when Crow was floored by his own entertainment unit which threw a heavy loudspeaker at him after he failed to maim himself on the pole.

Next Devonport Hash run shall be from the Tasmanian Arboretum on the Old Tramway Road near the Huge Banana (Eugenana).

God Protect Launceston as they are having LoonRhasH Christmas at the Duke of Wellington hotel at 7pm  with a pub-meal. 

December 20, 2010

Walking just isn't enough

Guardy's run at Alma bridge was a roaring success. Some hashers used muscles they hadn't used much before when they came upon the flex tree gym apparatus on the way to the dam. Mullét even found it quite fun to sit and bounce on it. She said she hadn't cum that way before - to the dam I presume.

December 19, 2010

Xmas Run Correction

Just to be clear....  Crow's Oz Rock Inn on Monday 20th of December (Beach Road, Ulverstone) at 6.30pm-ish. Bring spare shoes and gear in case someone decides you go for a swim.

GA----

    December 14, 2010

    Christmas Run 20th December

    Our Christmas Party will not be cancelled due to sexually inappropriate advances. At our age (average Hasher is now a respectable 38) that just is not going to happen.
    Our own Devonport Hash Christmas party will be hosted from Crow's Oz Rock Inn on Monday 20th of December (Beach Road, Ulverstone) at 6.30pm-ish. Bring spare shoes and gear in case someone decides you go for a swim.

    Dress with a Christmas flavour ... you turkey!!  Beware of the man with the big red nose.

    And on the Up and Cumming list we also see that the other frivolous festive events are as follows:
    • BURNIE HASH Christmas: Sunday December 19th - 5pm from Burnie Spotlight. Bring plate of food and a secret santa gift worth at least $500.
    • LoonRhasH Christmas at the Duke of Wellington hotel in Launceston: 7pm Tuesday December 21st. Pubmeal.

    December 13, 2010

    RUN UPDATE 13/12

    Due to persistent precipitation in the proximity, the river crossing has been aborted. Run will still start and finish at Alma Bridge. On On will be under cover.

     

    Guardsvan

    December 6, 2010

    Kelcey Tier Virgin Territory

    Dyke promised us no hills and no mud, no false trails, an ocean full of whales and world peace. And what did we get?
    Well, Oh my God, what a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment. Uh, could I have a drink of water? Ya want some? Huh? Oh wow! Look at this tub! Wanna take a bath?




    Mable cooked up a storm, excellent bread (straight from the freezer), well rigged raffle complete with GoneAgain drawing his own number for the best prize - he was going to call out his own number no matter what, but luck was apparently on his side as well.

    Next weeks run is from Alma Bridge 12.2 ks from Forth Post Office on Wilmot Road. Park on right hand side over bridge. Bring spare clothes.

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    December 5, 2010

    Receding Hareline

     

     

    When:     13th December

    Where:    Alma Bridge 12.2 ks from Forth Post Office on Wilmot Road. Park on right hand side over bridge.

    Brief:       First part of trail will be transport leg. Runners and walkers will follow same trail. Walkers will be transported further than runners. Approx. distances

                      > runners ; 7 ks, walkers; 4 ks. Trail will involve river crossing, so suggest bring change of clothing and footwear. First transport load departs  6.45 pm.

    On On:    At picnic shelter on left   Wilmot side of bridge.

     

    G.V.

     

    December 3, 2010

    Devonport Hash office bearers 2011

    Even though Mabel is On-Sec, he can't spell and is computer illiterate, but more importantly, it was I who transcribed details of that abomination we called an AGM on Monday night.
     
    Details below,
     
    Dint.

    POSITION

    2010

    2011

     

     

     

    GRAND MASTER / MATTRESS

    Crow

    Koff

     

     

     

    JOINT MASTERS

    Guardsvan / Bastard

    Maggie / Fanny May

     

     

     

    ON-SEC

    Bald Eagle

    Mabel

     

     

     

    HASH CASH

    Dint

    Cheeze

     

     

     

    HASH LIP

    Mabel

    Pioneer

     

     

     

    LOWER LIP

    Shoveit

    Shoveit

     

     

     

    TRAIL-MASTER

    Cheeze

    Dyke

     

     

     

    POXIE TRAIL-MASTER

    Flasher

    Guardsvan

     

     

     

    HASH HOPS

    Flasher

    Flasher

     

     

     

    SNAIL TRAIL-MASTER

    Bastard

    Hand Job

     

     

     

    POXIE SNAIL TRAIL-MASTER

    Feels on Wheels

    P.B.

     

     

     

    HASH THIEF

    Dint

    Foghorn

     

     

     

    MARRIAGE GUIDANCE COUNSELLOR

    Thrust

    Gone Again

     

     

     

    BEER BITCH

    Tinsel

    Bald Eagle

     

     

     

    WEB WANKER

    Gone Again

    Gone Again

     

     

     

    HASH MONK

    Mabel

    Bastard

     

     

     

    POXIE BEER BITCH

    Hand Job

    Mabel

     

     

     

     

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