November 29, 2010

Remarkable Events at AGPU

Most important news: Next run from Dykes place...
Second most important news: FannyMay scooped the poop.

Other important news: Poxy discovered a wasps nest and is smoking out the neighborhood.

PS a new Mismanagement Commitee was democratically appointed by K'off, our new GrandMattress, which included GoneAgain as Marriage Counselor and shock horror Pioneer as the lip. Other surprising positions included Cheese as HashCash as he is low on drinking funds, Mable as OnSec to encourage him to buy a computer and no doubt Mable would have taken note of the positions allocated and will update the Webwanker with all the 'chosen ones', and faithfully write a weekly trash for us.

November 24, 2010

East of Loonsville

 Even Ringo was worried about the late start to this week's combined DH3 LoonR R*n. Maybe he was afraid he might miss out on his Pub meal if we didn't make it back on time. Luckily Dint had been very restrained and the r*n was quite short, looping around the prettier areas of East Devonport and finishing with a stroll past the local zoo. (what's that you say? it's a caravan park?)
 Soon the sizeable pack was back and loitering outside the lovely old church, wondering where the Launceston contingent had got to. It's not too hard to work out that they would be at the nearest pub. Poor Hash Pash had drawn the short straw again and was Des, and there was no flashing Fanny May to make it worthwhile!
 The Edgewater's dining area was soon vacated to accommodate the rowdy pack, and stand-in wraffle wriggers Dini and Cheese terrorised the hearts and wallets while the meals were prepared. PB showed off her new Hash Tattoo which has a subliminal message for Poxy - I feel it may be too subtle.
 Hash circle returned to Church Street where Hare Lip Dint let the power go to his mouth. Lots of downs and good fire kept the Loons out quite late. The moon hid itself behind the clouds, but when the other moons came out they lit up the entire street.
Next week's run November 29th@ 6.30pm is the AGM from Poxy and PB's place, 3 Eugene Street Devonport.
On On Dini
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November 10, 2010

And Here's a Picture of Them Doing it, Children...

For the three of you who read the blog and noticed the pictures would not appear, here they are! Silly me, I forgot to dance naked and spread the chicken entrails around the computer before I pushed the "publish" button...  
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November 8, 2010

Bridge over the River Mabel

A river came between the run and the on on, but luckily Eagle and Mabel had arranged for there to be a bridge, built quite some time ago. They must have been planning this run for a while. Eagle was attacked by a fierce dog whilst setting, but this didn't stop him laying a marathon of hills for the runners, with a few rabbit holes chucked in for good measure. The walkers got a fair look at the railway line and a bit of park, and everyone collided at the Berrigan Road shops for a mastercheck. It was on home from there by whatever means you chose. The on on crossed the bridge to Eagle's place and after several beers and a few little dicks, Mabel looked quite impressive as the lip. Downs for the hares, Lantern for mud-surfing, Dint for fish-tailing and for so many other things he had to have the Hub as well. After a good feed the raffle was drawn. It must have been immaculate conception that saw Foghorn win a prize without even having a ticket. Also in the prize bag were some hot watches, some cold biros, and some absolutely frigid Porn which Fanny May won. The lads had her convinced it was good family entertainment and are pictured here reading the cover and not looking at the pictures.
Next week's Monday run is from Bells Parade set by Black Tracka. But don't forget Saturday's 30th anniversary celebration Pyjama Party at Tracka and Tinsel's place, Tarleton Road Spreyton. 2pm for a 3pm run. Or cum early and help with the large erection. BYO everything and enjoy a big night out in the canvas five star Boags Hilton.

On On Dini

November 2, 2010

Gone to the Dogs

Dogs everywhere! Soff, Fanny May, Crab, and co-hare Handjob contributed two canines to the pack on this tit-for-tat-because-Hobart- gets-one Monday public holiday.
The dog-free runners bolted into the blue and the dog-walkers meandered along to the bike track, collecting dog-shit bags on the way. By the time they reached the Mastercheck at Camp Clayton, the bags were full and Bastard handed out new ones. Trail headed for the sea but stopped short at another MC by the railway line.
Some made like a train, but Soff convinced them to hash back along the beachfront. It was a clear and crisp evening and the walk by the pounding surf was refreshing, even if the rolly rocks made it hard going underfoot. The walking pack gathered briefly at the seaside church to pray for world peace, free dog food and more beer. On home by various means - railway, grass and through the back of the old motel and onto the streets.
There were more dogs to be had on the streets and the pack was waylaid while A Bit of This patted a puppy with a crooked ear, but the dogs and their owners were soon put in their place by this bikey-mole pussy.
Back at the kennel, Mabel ran a tidy circle but lost sight of the hub until it was rescued by Koff and awarded to Cheese for his creative sporting prowess. The raffle was over-run with Halloween seconds which made some of the winners horny. Wraffle wrigger Flasher's collection of perpetual prizes grows, and now incorporates not only highly desirable second-hand porn but a third-hand packet of winged Kotex.
Next week's run is from the Roberts carpark in Devonport, with the On On at Eagle's place, 25 Torquay Road East Devonport.
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