February 24, 2009
Re Run report for February 23
There was in fact adequate trail marked for the entire journey to the HHH for both runners and walkers. Those that choose to hash home early (which is deemed acceptable by all hashers, provided they accept any consequences that may be thrust upon them at the lippery) should not assume that the trail is incomplete. Give credit where it is due, last night’s hare or was it hares, provided an excellent trail. In my humble opinion if the hare is prepared to set the trail, we should at least try to follow it.
On On
Grumpy Old Devonport Hasher
Receding Hareline
02/03/2009 - Guardsvan @ Durkins Rd Quarry - on top of Kelcey Tier - Spreyton
09/03/2009 - Dyke - TBA
16/03/2009 - Black Tracka - TBA
ON ON
BASTARD
Flasher's Timely Tide
Despite a case of terminal glow in the dark lumpy sunburn, Flasher volunteered to set this week’s trail in lieu of Cheese. Cheese had injured his hamstring playing girl sport and was capable only of menial tasks like turning the sausages and doing the lippery. Walking the dog was out, so Giggles did that. Portholes, Swallow and Peachy visited from the southern clubs, arriving on the Queen Mary in Devonport and catching the Trakka Shuttle to Ulverstone. Feels on Wheels led the pack to the edge of the drained estuary until the mud bogged him, whereupon he and a fan club of clean-shoe wimps hashed around to the cricket club. Trail begged imagination once it returned to the
On On Dini
February 22, 2009
Up and cumming….
- February 23rd, Monday 6.30pm—Devonport HHH—This week’s r*n set by Cheese from 33 Amherst Street. Bring $10, Hub, all-purpose lubricant, two really odd socks, sard wondersoap, girlie drinks, and extra boy drinks if you are a pisshead.
- February 25th—LH3/4 does the Launceston Cup to celebrate its newly ordained cummittee. Special privileges available from Puss in Boots at the hospitality tent. February 28th—March 1st - H5 Hamilton weekend
- March 4th-9th—Rainbow’s Hash assault on the Overland Track
- April 4th-5th—Weekend HOFT—Saturday walk into Montezuma Falls at Rosebery, then on to Queenstown for an overnighter – caravan park or motel depending on numbers – Sunday walk to Nelson Falls. Anyone interested contact someone who looks a lot like Flasher but isn’t, cos we’re never going on another Flasher HOFT. (flasher@dhash.com) Note that daylight saving ends on this weekend.
- May 1st-3rd, 2009, Fri-Sun — Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns registrations now $350 until March 31st 2009.
- June 6-8th, 2009—The Highland Fling @ Great Lake Hotel
- June 21st, 2009—Burnie Hash House Harriers 1000th R*n— it’s bound to be a long night…
- August 7-9th, 2009—Danish Nash Hash, this year to be held in Cambridge, England.
- September 9th, 2009—Global Harriettes R*n @ various locations
- October 17th-18th—Burnie Hash’s Burnie Ten weekend.
- July 1-4, 2010—Sarawak Rainforest Interhash @ Kuching, Borneo.
February 19, 2009
Dint's Apple Crumble
A less than quality pack (short quite a few Burnie Hashers) rocked up late, very late, or not at all to Parramatta Creek Rest Area. Cheese, Crow and Soff were all late starters, but too bad, trail Mistress Pioneer had already called them on, across the highway into the orchards. Amid a sea of windfalls, Koff decreed no handling of the fruit - only Dint had permission. FC was tempted by Eve and all the other harriettes, and ate Phay Wray’s Golden Delicious. Flasher handled his own fruit. Dyke looked for a Geeveston Fanny but could only find a Granny Smith. Urang asked if anyone had seen his Cox’s
Meanwhile Pioneer, in a mad blind state, split the pack and took half of them the wrong way while hare Dint screamed at her like a girl for missing half of the trail.
After a cold chook and salad on-on, Crow was presented with the Hub, which was macramé’d to the seat of his bike for a very stimulating ride home.
Next week’s r*n 23rd February will be set by Cheese from Cheese’s Place,
On On
Phay Wray and Dini
February 15, 2009
Red Dress Run for Cystic Fibrosis
February 10, 2009
Captain Crab's Beach
Crab commandeered his dear wife to whip up a good reception in their backyard...
And domineering PB lived up to her name by getting Poxy to submit for a 'portrait'.
Next Run is set by Dint based from the Paramatta Creek BBQ/Rest area, approx. 6543kms along the highway from Devonport towards Launy...
February 8, 2009
Dini's Dates
In Dini's latest edition we have the following not-to-be-forgotten dates mentioned:
- February 9th, Monday 6.30pm—Devonport HHH—This week’s r*n set by Cheese from Crab’s Place, 14 Main Street, Ulverstone. Bring $10, false beard, Hub, two really odd socks, girlie drinks, and extra boy drinks if you are a pisshead.
- February 14th, 2009 Saturday—Valentines Day Red Dress R*n, Hobart, supporting Cystic Fibrosis Tasmania. Sixty Five Roses could get you the Valentine of your dreams (in a red dress with hairy legs). A life-changing r*n—ask Smallgoods. Cost $25, starts from the Regatta Pavilion, Hobart. Be there by 1.30pm, for a 2pm photo and underwear swap.
- February 16h, Monday 6.30pm—Devonport HHH r*n set by Dint from somewhere annoyingly east of Devonport. Check the blog for annoying details.
- February 20th-22nd, 2009—Swine 09 Park Beach Pig Pen Run @ Nugent.
- February 25th—LH3/4 does the Launceston Cup to celebrate its newly ordained cummittee.
- February 28th—March 1st - H5 Hamilton weekend
- February 28th— Launceston H3 AGPU
- March 4th-9th—Rainbow’s Hash assault on the Overland Track
- April 4th-5th—Weekend HOFT—Saturday walk into Montezuma Falls at Rosebery, then on to Queenstown for an overnighter – caravan park or motel depending on numbers – Sunday walk to Nelson Falls. Anyone interested contact someone who looks a lot like Flasher but isn’t, cos we’re never going on another Flasher HOFT. (flasher@dhash.com)
- May 1-3, 2009, Fri-Sun — Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns registrations now $350 until March 31st 2009.
- June 6-8th, 2009—The Highland Fling @ TBA
- June 21st, 2009—Burnie Hash House Harriers 1000th R*n— it’s bound to be a long night...
- July 1-4, 2010—Sarawak Rainforest Interhash @ Kuching, Borneo.
A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.
"I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!" the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.
Finally, the ventriloquist says, "Sorry ma'am ..."
The woman cuts him off by saying, "You stay out of this. I'm talkin' to the dummy."
GoneAgain----
February 6, 2009
Next Run in Ulverstone
UP AND CUMMING - from Grizzly:
February 14 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
February 20-22 - Swine 09 Pig Pen Run @ Nugent
February 25 - LH3/4 Launceston Cup hospitality tent
February 28 - Launceston H3 AGPU
February 28-March 1 - H5 Hamilton weekend
April 4-5 - weekend HOFT to see Nelson Montezuma fall
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
June 6-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ TBA
June 21 - Burnie 1000th
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life we live in the North West! Lantern, Soff and Dint (from R to L) are basking in the
glory....
GoneAgain----
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