February 24, 2009

Re Run report for February 23

Although hash trash is not generally known for its accuracy, it should be noted that the earlier posted report on last night’s run was very wrong on one point in particular.

There was in fact adequate trail marked for the entire journey to the HHH for both runners and walkers. Those that choose to hash home early (which is deemed acceptable by all hashers, provided they accept any consequences that may be thrust upon them at the lippery) should not assume that the trail is incomplete. Give credit where it is due, last night’s hare or was it hares, provided an excellent trail. In my humble opinion if the hare is prepared to set the trail, we should at least try to follow it.

On On

Grumpy Old Devonport Hasher

Receding Hareline

Receding hareline for DH3

02/03/2009 - Guardsvan @ Durkins Rd Quarry - on top of Kelcey Tier - Spreyton
09/03/2009 - Dyke - TBA
16/03/2009 - Black Tracka - TBA

ON ON

BASTARD

Flasher's Timely Tide

Despite a case of terminal glow in the dark lumpy sunburn, Flasher volunteered to set this week’s trail in lieu of Cheese.  Cheese had injured his hamstring playing girl sport and was capable only of menial tasks like turning the sausages and doing the lippery.  Walking the dog was out, so Giggles did that.   Portholes, Swallow and Peachy visited from the southern clubs, arriving on the Queen Mary in Devonport and catching the Trakka Shuttle to Ulverstone.  Feels on Wheels led the pack to the edge of the drained estuary until the mud bogged him, whereupon he and a fan club of clean-shoe wimps hashed around to the cricket club.  Trail begged imagination once it returned to the Main Road…in fact there was no flour to be seen and each hasher got to choose their very own scenic root home.  Thrust had hurled together a smashing spread of tucker, but failed to comb her hair, so it doesn’t count.  In charge of circle, Cheese punished the good while FC punished Dint.  Swallow took a down while Portholes and Peachy pissed on their shoes.  Mabel somehow took home the Hub on a foot fault.  After Flasher and Cheese demonstrated how lethal a humble lemon can be, we all went home.  The lemon is still in orbit around Uranus.

On On               Dini

February 22, 2009

Up and cumming….

For those who do not read the Burnie Trash, the following is the important bit....

  • February 23rd, Monday 6.30pm—Devonport HHH—This week’s r*n set by Cheese from 33 Amherst Street. Bring $10, Hub, all-purpose lubricant, two really odd socks, sard wondersoap, girlie drinks, and extra boy drinks if you are a pisshead.
  • February 25th—LH3/4 does the Launceston Cup to celebrate its newly ordained cummittee. Special privileges available from Puss in Boots at the hospitality tent. February 28th—March 1st - H5 Hamilton weekend
  • March 4th-9th—Rainbow’s Hash assault on the Overland Track
  • April 4th-5th—Weekend HOFT—Saturday walk into Montezuma Falls at Rosebery, then on to  Queenstown for an overnighter – caravan park or motel depending on numbers – Sunday walk to Nelson Falls. Anyone interested contact someone who looks a lot like Flasher but isn’t, cos we’re never going on another Flasher HOFT. (flasher@dhash.com) Note that daylight saving ends on this weekend.
  • May 1st-3rd, 2009, Fri-Sun — Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns registrations now $350 until March 31st 2009.
  • June 6-8th, 2009—The Highland Fling @ Great Lake Hotel
  • June 21st, 2009—Burnie Hash House Harriers 1000th R*n— it’s bound to be a long night…
  • August 7-9th, 2009—Danish Nash Hash, this year to be held in Cambridge, England.
  • September 9th, 2009—Global Harriettes R*n @ various locations
  • October 17th-18th—Burnie Hash’s Burnie Ten weekend.
  • July 1-4, 2010—Sarawak Rainforest Interhash @ Kuching, Borneo.
GoneAgain-----

February 19, 2009

Dint's Apple Crumble

A less than quality pack (short quite a few Burnie Hashers) rocked up late, very late, or not at all to Parramatta Creek Rest Area.  Cheese, Crow and Soff were all late starters, but too bad, trail Mistress Pioneer had already called them on, across the highway into the orchards. Amid a sea of windfalls, Koff decreed no handling of the fruit - only Dint had permission.  FC was tempted by Eve and all the other harriettes, and ate Phay Wray’s Golden Delicious.  Flasher handled his own fruit. Dyke looked for a Geeveston Fanny but could only find a Granny Smith. Urang asked if anyone had seen his Cox’s Orange.

Meanwhile Pioneer, in a mad blind state, split the pack and took half of them the wrong way while hare Dint screamed at her like a girl for missing half of the trail. 

After a cold chook and salad on-on, Crow was presented with the Hub, which was macramĂ©’d to the seat of his bike for a very stimulating ride home.

 

Next week’s r*n 23rd February will be set by Cheese from Cheese’s Place, 33 Amherst Street Ulverstone, catered by Thrust.

On On

Phay Wray and Dini

 

February 15, 2009

Red Dress Run for Cystic Fibrosis

Ready to impress all and any men in Hobart Town a well dressed bunch of red-dressed and pinky cheeked Hashers assembled at Regatta Point in Hobart. Being Valentine's day we probably just looked like a bunch of over enthusiastic lovers, but in fact we were dressed not to kill, we were dressed to collect. Using the CF Tasmania supplied caps and bags we hit the streets and Salamanca Market.
Most people we apprehended donated out of fear for their virginity or maybe they just wanted us to get out of their face. We collected $1500+ and had jolly good time. 

Our next run is set by Dint from the Paramatta Creek BBQ area on monday 15 feb!

GoneAgain----

February 10, 2009

Captain Crab's Beach

Cheese set a half marathon beach run for us and...


Crab commandeered his dear wife to whip up a good reception in their backyard...


And domineering PB lived up to her name by getting Poxy to submit for a 'portrait'.


Next Run is set by Dint based from the Paramatta Creek BBQ/Rest area, approx. 6543kms along the highway from Devonport towards Launy...

But first we'll all meet next Saturday (14 January) at The Red Dress Run in Hobart: A life-changing r*n (just ask Smallgoods). Cost $25, starts from the Regatta Pavilion, Hobart. Be there by 1.30pm, for a 2pm photo and underwear swap.
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February 8, 2009

Dini's Dates

Dini's Burnie Trashes are posted on-line. Feel free to download a copy, or even several of them, and burn them. There are enough to start a fire on par with Victoria's bush fires, so you are warned! <click here >.

In Dini's latest edition we have the following not-to-be-forgotten dates mentioned:


  • February 9th, Monday 6.30pm—Devonport HHH—This week’s r*n set by Cheese from Crab’s Place, 14 Main Street, Ulverstone. Bring $10, false beard, Hub, two really odd socks, girlie drinks, and extra boy drinks if you are a pisshead.
  • February 14th, 2009 Saturday—Valentines Day Red Dress R*n, Hobart, supporting Cystic Fibrosis Tasmania. Sixty Five Roses could get you the Valentine of your dreams (in a red dress with hairy legs). A life-changing r*n—ask Smallgoods. Cost $25, starts from the Regatta Pavilion, Hobart. Be there by 1.30pm, for a 2pm photo and underwear swap.
  •  February 16h, Monday 6.30pm—Devonport HHH r*n set by Dint from somewhere annoyingly east of Devonport. Check the blog for annoying details.
  •  February 20th-22nd, 2009—Swine 09 Park Beach Pig Pen Run @ Nugent.
  •  February 25th—LH3/4 does the Launceston Cup to celebrate its newly ordained cummittee.
  •  February 28th—March 1st - H5 Hamilton weekend
  •  February 28th— Launceston H3 AGPU
  •  March 4th-9th—Rainbow’s Hash assault on the Overland Track
  •  April 4th-5th—Weekend HOFT—Saturday walk into Montezuma Falls at Rosebery, then on to Queenstown for an overnighter – caravan park or motel depending on numbers – Sunday walk to Nelson Falls. Anyone interested contact someone who looks a lot like Flasher but isn’t, cos we’re never going on another Flasher HOFT. (flasher@dhash.com)
  •  May 1-3, 2009, Fri-Sun — Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns registrations now $350 until March 31st 2009.
  •  June 6-8th, 2009—The Highland Fling @ TBA
  •  June 21st, 2009—Burnie Hash House Harriers 1000th R*n— it’s bound to be a long night...
  •  July 1-4, 2010—Sarawak Rainforest Interhash @ Kuching, Borneo.
For the latest jokes you will just have to download the latest Burnie Trash here.



A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.

"I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!" the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.

Finally, the ventriloquist says, "Sorry ma'am ..."
The woman cuts him off by saying, "You stay out of this. I'm talkin' to the dummy."

GoneAgain----

February 6, 2009

Next Run in Ulverstone

Next Run, 9 february, at Captain Crabs, 14 Main Street in Ulverstone (corner with King Edward).



UP AND CUMMING - from Grizzly: 

February 14 -
Red Dress Run @ Hobart
February 20-22 - Swine 09 Pig Pen Run @ Nugent
February 25 - LH3/4 Launceston Cup hospitality tent
February 28 - Launceston H3 AGPU
February 28-March 1 - H5 Hamilton weekend
April 4-5 - weekend HOFT to see Nelson Montezuma fall
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
June 6-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ TBA
June 21 -
Burnie 1000th
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A total of 1800 runs is represented by these hashers! Shows you the kind of
life we live in the North West! Lantern, Soff and Dint (from R to L) are basking in the
glory....

GoneAgain----

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