Devonport Hash House Harriers: January 2020

January 29, 2020

RUN 2010

Subject: RUN 2010

Hare/s                          : Cheese's B'day Bash
Where                          : ? Water St, Ulverstone (TBC via text Sunday)
When                           : Monday 3^rd February 2020, 6.30pm for 6.45pm START
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            : Chair?
Notes:                         :
2000^th Run T Shirts, $40, please pay Flasher (cash only) prior to pick up. Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:
Run 2011 – 10/2    Bald Eagle
Run 2012 – 17/2 Soff's (B'day)
Run 2013 – 24/2 Tracka & Tinsel
Run 2014 – 2/3 Crow
Run 2015 – 9/3 Turtle
Run 2016 – 16/3 Crab
Run 2017 – 23/3 Foghorn/Koff
Run 2018 – 30/3   Killer
Run 2019 –
Run 2020 –

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.
Thanks, Shagadelic

www.avg.com

January 21, 2020

RUN 2009

Hare/s : Shagadelic

Where                          : Rotunda, Meredith St, Port Sorell
When                           : Monday 27^th January 2020, 6.30pm for 6.45pm START
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            : Chair? Something Australiana…..
Notes:                         :
2000^th Run T Shirts, $40, please pay Flasher (cash only) prior to pick up. Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:
Run 2010 – 3/2   Cheese (B'day)
Run 2011 – 10/2    Bald Eagle
Run 2012 – 17/2 Soff's (B'day)
Run 2013 – 24/2 Tracka & Tinsel
Run 2014 – 2/3 Crow
Run 2015 – 9/3 Turtle
Run 2016 – 16/3 Crab
Run 2017 – 23/3 Foghorn/Koff
Run 2018 – 30/3   Killer

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.
Thanks, Shagadelic

www.avg.com

Did you consider coming to Interhash 2020?

Warm Greetings from Tobago,

Just to follow up on my email sent last year I wanted to let you know that I was able to negotiate further discounts with some service providers for the holiday packages and, as I usually do, I have begun to pass these cost cuts on to my customers.

As a young small business operator I constantly strive to ensure that I provide the best that Tobago has to offer. I do so in efforts to build on my reputation of reliability and efficiency. As a fellow traveler I feel obligated to look out for others by being affordable and providing great value for money.

Feel free to check out Crystal Island Services and Tobago –

https://www.facebook.com/crystal.islandservices/

If you still are not yet ready to visit the island I would appreciate it if you could like/follow my page and share with others who might be looking for a tropical getaway.

Thank you very much in advance and I hope to see you soon!

Sincerely,

S. Best

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL

This email is used mainly for marketing campaign purposes and is only tended to when a campaign is ongoing. For timely responses questions can be directed to Facebook or www.crystal-islandservices.com

PLEASE NOTE THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER EMAIL CONTACT FROM CRYSTAL ISLAND SERVICES

This and any past emails were sent with the sole intention of offering a service which was believed to be beneficial to you due to the upcoming Interhash 2020 event. Given that the event is 3 months away and persons typically need a few months to prepare for their trips it is at this point that the direct email marketing will come to an end.

S.Best

Destination Manager

Crystal Island Services

https://www.crystal-islandservices.com

January 15, 2020

RUN 2000.......

Hare/s : Guardsvan

Where                          : Oz Rock Inn
When                           : Monday 20^th January 2020, 6.30pm for 6.45pm START
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            :
Notes:                         :
This is our celebratory 2000^th Run for DHHH.
All Welcome, if you are reading this via our Fb page or website please RSVP to 0417 747 672 prior to Sunday 6pm if you are planning to attend.
Tee Shirts will be available:
Cost - $40, please pay Flasher (cash only) prior to pick up. Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:
Run 2009 – 27/1   Shagadelic (Hawley)
Run 2010 – 3/2   Cheese (B'day)
Run 2011 – 10/2    Bald Eagle
Run 2012 – 17/2 Soff's (B'day)
Run 2013 – 24/2 Tracka & Tinsel
Run 2014 – 2/3 Crow
Run 2015 – 9/3 Crab
Run 2016 – 16/3 Turtle
Run 2017 – 23/3 Foghorn/Koff

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.
Thanks, Shagadelic

www.avg.com

January 7, 2020

RUN 2008

Hare/s : Ratchet & Knickers

Where                          : Rotunda, Meredith St, Port Sorell
When                           : Monday 13^th January 2020, 6.30pm for 6.45pm START
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            : Chair
Notes:                         :
Tee Shirts will be available on the 13^th.
Cost - $40, please pay Flasher (cash only) prior to pick up. Thanks.
New location for 2000^th Run (see below), please spread the word to non-regulars.

Receding Hareline:
Run 2000 – 20/1 Guardsvan - Oz Rock Inn, Esplanade, Ulverstone ***
Run 2009 – 27/1   Shagadelic
Run 2010 – 3/2   Cheese (B'day)
Run 2011 – 10/2    Bald Eagle
Run 2012 – 17/2 Soff's (B'day)
Run 2013 – 24/2 Tracka & Tinsel
Run 2014 – 2/3 Crow
Run 2015 – 9/3 Crab
Run 2016 – 16/3
Run 2017 – 23/3

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks, Shagadelic

www.avg.com

OFFICE BEARERS

Grandmaster – Flasher Joint masters – Tracka & Tinsel Hash hops – Cheese Hash lip – Gyno Lower lip – Crow Hash cash – Bald Eagle Hash monk – Killer Rig raffle – Crow Hash Flash – Rumpole Hash web – Gone again On sec – Shagadelic Trailmasters – Maggie, Flasher Who needs a Hash Monk, haven't had one for years and the sun still shines...

And incidentally,....

1. HASH HOPS: This is unquestionably the most important position in the hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that the lifeblood of hashing is available at each and every hash event. He keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his car, cases of beer in his garage, and reliably returns the empty keg to get another full one for the next hash. While this might be a "pain in the ass" job, it's undoubtedly the most important one to the hash.

2. GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash officers, (s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below Beermeister, Hash Cash, Hash Mouth, Hash Flash, and On-Sec in real importance to the hash.

3. HASH HAWKER or HABERDASHER: This is a person who has a flair for fashion, a head for business (who said head?), and the showmanship of P.T. Barnum. (S)he's responsible for the design, procurement, warehousing, merchandising, and vending of items of apparel and various trinkets to the hash. Prior flea market or circus midway experience preferred.

4. HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to the On-Sec well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS the hare if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.

5. HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.

6. HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all embarrassing hash moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to bring a camera, film, take pictures, have them developed and put only the finest thereof into the sacred photo album.

7. HASH HARLOT: A trashy wench who has seen the dark side of hashing... and likes it! One with a lust for life who, revels in being the butt of the jester's ribald wit, the object of the songster's bawdy lyric, and the centrepiece of sensual repartee at all hash functions.

8. TRAIL MASTER or HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate wind instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Optional.

9. LIP : The hash mouth runs the official business at the On-On with an iron hand. (S)he must be loud, clear, passionate, articulate, humorous and possess an uncommon ability to think on his feet. It also helps if (s)he speaks English.

10. HASHIT KEEPER: This is arguably the most complicated position within the hash hierarchy. The responsibility surrounds custody of a large cardboard box (or entire house) filled with the flotsam and jetsam of past hashes. Precisely why this crap is retained is a mystery shrouded in the mythology of hashdom. However, the hashit itself rarely makes it to the hash, although the custodian is usually there himself. This reinforces the argument that remembering to bring the hashit is probably beyond the cognitive ability of your average hasher.

11. ON-SEC: This position is the masochist's dream. (S)he struggles with piles of paper, miles of computer wire, and might attempt to occasionally produce a Hound Directory or Hash Trash to keep the hash members somewhat informed. (S)he is the principal "outside" representative maintaining the Harrier.Net Worldwide WebSite, the hash membership data base. Boring stuff to say the least.

12. RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light (Bud light) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of Hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. (S)e is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.

13. SONGMEISTER: This is a hasher with no self-respect. (S)he never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion. His songs are risqué, lewd, and vulgar. The Songmeister speaks with other hashers and hashes to acquire songs to add to the hash hymnal. The mission is to explore new tunes and new celebrations. To boldly go where no Songmeister has gone before (pardon the split infinitive.)