Devonport Hash House Harriers: March 2020

March 22, 2020

Good morning Hasher's, your masters have due to Covid 19 pandemic discussed the upcoming weeks of DHHH and have decided to cancel this week 23/3 and next 30/3 at this stage. further messages will be sent as time goes on and hopefully circumstances change for the better. Keep safe and see you in a few weeks. ��Shagadelic

March 18, 2020

Bald Eagle

Dear Hasher

It is with sadness that I advise that Bald Eagle’s Mother passed away on Saturday. Our thoughts and sympathy are with Eagle and his family at this time.

Private funeral to be held.

Regards Shagadelic

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RUN 2017

Hare/s : Foghorn

Where                          : 14 Church St, East Dev.
When                           : Monday 23^rd March 2020, 6.30pm for 6.45pm START
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            :
Notes:                         :
Sunday, 29^th March, Bike Ride, Sheffield to Devonport (Tassie Trail). Meet at Elimatta Hotel, Victoria Parade at 9am, lunch on return at Eli.

2000^th Run T Shirts, $50, please pay Flasher (cash only) prior to pick up.
New DHHH polo $35
Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:
Run 2018 – 30/3   Killer
Run 2019 – 6/4     Pioneer
Run 2020 – 13/4   Gone Again
Run 2021 – 20/4   Ratchet
Run 2022 – 27/4   Shagadelic
Run 2023 – 4/5 Guardsvan
Run 2024 – 11/5 Debrie
Run 2025 – 18/5 Tracka
Run 2026 – 25/5

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.
Thanks, Shagadelic

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March 11, 2020

RUN 2016

Hare/s : CRAB

Where                          : Otto's Grotto, Ulverstone
When                           : Monday 16^th March 2020, 6.30pm for 6.45pm START
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            :
Notes:                         : please wear something green for St Patrick's Day
Sunday, 29^th March, Bike Ride, Sheffield to Devonport (Tassie Trail). Meet at Elimatta Hotel, Victoria Parade at 9am, lunch on return at Eli.

2000^th Run T Shirts, $50, please pay Flasher (cash only) prior to pick up.
New DHHH polo $35
Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:
Run 2017 – 23/3 Foghorn/Koff
Run 2018 – 30/3   Killer
Run 2019 – 6/4     Pioneer
Run 2020 – 13/4   Gone Again
Run 2021 – 20/4   Ratchet
Run 2022 – 27/4   Shagadelic
Run 2023 – 4/5 Guardsvan
Run 2024 – 11/5 Debrie
Run 2025 – 18/5 Tracka

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.
Thanks, Shagadelic

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March 3, 2020

RUN 2015

Hare/s : Turtle

Where                          : 16 Birch St, Devonport
When                           : Monday 9^th March 2020, 6.30pm for 6.45pm START
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            : CHAIR
Notes:                         :
Sunday, 29^th March, Bike Ride, Sheffield to Devonport (Tassie Trail). Meet at Elimatta Hotel, Victoria Parade at 9am, lunch on return at Eli.

2000^th Run T Shirts, $50, please pay Flasher (cash only) prior to pick up.
New DHHH polo $35
Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:
Run 2016 – 16/3 Crab Otto's Grotto
Run 2017 – 23/3 Foghorn/Koff
Run 2018 – 30/3   Killer
Run 2019 – 6/4     Pioneer
Run 2020 – 13/4   Gone Again
Run 2021 – 20/4   Ratchet
Run 2022 – 27/4   Shagadelic
Run 2023 – 4/5 Guardsvan
Run 2024 – 11/5 Debrie
Run 2025 – 18/5

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.
Thanks, Shagadelic

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OFFICE BEARERS

Grandmaster – Flasher Joint masters – Tracka & Tinsel Hash hops – Cheese Hash lip – Gyno Lower lip – Crow Hash cash – Bald Eagle Hash monk – Killer Rig raffle – Crow Hash Flash – Rumpole Hash web – Gone again On sec – Shagadelic Trailmasters – Maggie, Flasher Who needs a Hash Monk, haven't had one for years and the sun still shines...

And incidentally,....

1. HASH HOPS: This is unquestionably the most important position in the hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that the lifeblood of hashing is available at each and every hash event. He keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his car, cases of beer in his garage, and reliably returns the empty keg to get another full one for the next hash. While this might be a "pain in the ass" job, it's undoubtedly the most important one to the hash.

2. GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash officers, (s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below Beermeister, Hash Cash, Hash Mouth, Hash Flash, and On-Sec in real importance to the hash.

3. HASH HAWKER or HABERDASHER: This is a person who has a flair for fashion, a head for business (who said head?), and the showmanship of P.T. Barnum. (S)he's responsible for the design, procurement, warehousing, merchandising, and vending of items of apparel and various trinkets to the hash. Prior flea market or circus midway experience preferred.

4. HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to the On-Sec well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS the hare if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.

5. HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.

6. HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all embarrassing hash moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to bring a camera, film, take pictures, have them developed and put only the finest thereof into the sacred photo album.

7. HASH HARLOT: A trashy wench who has seen the dark side of hashing... and likes it! One with a lust for life who, revels in being the butt of the jester's ribald wit, the object of the songster's bawdy lyric, and the centrepiece of sensual repartee at all hash functions.

8. TRAIL MASTER or HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate wind instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Optional.

9. LIP : The hash mouth runs the official business at the On-On with an iron hand. (S)he must be loud, clear, passionate, articulate, humorous and possess an uncommon ability to think on his feet. It also helps if (s)he speaks English.

10. HASHIT KEEPER: This is arguably the most complicated position within the hash hierarchy. The responsibility surrounds custody of a large cardboard box (or entire house) filled with the flotsam and jetsam of past hashes. Precisely why this crap is retained is a mystery shrouded in the mythology of hashdom. However, the hashit itself rarely makes it to the hash, although the custodian is usually there himself. This reinforces the argument that remembering to bring the hashit is probably beyond the cognitive ability of your average hasher.

11. ON-SEC: This position is the masochist's dream. (S)he struggles with piles of paper, miles of computer wire, and might attempt to occasionally produce a Hound Directory or Hash Trash to keep the hash members somewhat informed. (S)he is the principal "outside" representative maintaining the Harrier.Net Worldwide WebSite, the hash membership data base. Boring stuff to say the least.

12. RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light (Bud light) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of Hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. (S)e is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.

13. SONGMEISTER: This is a hasher with no self-respect. (S)he never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion. His songs are risqué, lewd, and vulgar. The Songmeister speaks with other hashers and hashes to acquire songs to add to the hash hymnal. The mission is to explore new tunes and new celebrations. To boldly go where no Songmeister has gone before (pardon the split infinitive.)