March 30, 2016

Next Week’s Run No 1817

Next Week’s Run No 1817

Hare’s Apparent:  Tracka & Tinsel
When:  Monday 4th April @ 6.30 for 6.45 take-off
Where: Bell’s Parade, Latrobe
Bring: Torch and warm clothing

Run No 1816

Fifteen Hashers gathered at Scurrah Street for a feisty foray.
(in the warmth of the gas heater we wanted to stay)
We trecked under the Underpass as quiet as mice
then along the highway for kilometres thrice.
Then up the banks and across a paddock,
(and for the on-on we didn’t have haddock.)
Poor Flasher got caught in an electric fence
and “flashes” ensued for some moments hence.
Eventually all returned to FC’s
for gourmet stew without any peas.
Rhubarb and apple topped with ice cream
was just what we needed to boost our esteem.
Down downs ensued and raffle won,
it was all over before it begun.
Crow has the hub for run 1817 –
if he don’t wear it he won’t go to heaven.

Thanks FC

Receding Hareline:
Run 1818:  11/04  Bastard TBA
Run 1819   18/04  Soff TBA
Run 1820   25/04  GV TBA

Trailmaster Dint is looking for Hares for May. Please consider.

March 24, 2016

Run 1814 Report

Due to the Basslink Cable being in a state of non-function Lantern had to re-route the Hash because of excess water flow in the Wilmot River. We therefore have something to thank Basslink for, because we didn’t get our shoes wet.

Lantern’s trail roughly followed the river downstream before heading for the hills. We gained altitude so quickly that Eagle’s nose bled and Overdose had to take big breaths. Then a sudden descent down a Mountain Bike Trail over ramps, jumps, logs, roots and sliding ironstone pebbles. To the delight of all the daring dashers the trail came out of the jungle to the smell of Lantern’s delectable delicacies roasting on the portable oven and a welcoming fire.

What a feast!! (Lantern is taking reservations for any upcoming hasher’s wedding reception catering)

Lip FC conducted his usual Lippery with Bastard being awarded The Hub for not wearing it. (I think). Tracka’s raffle held Hashers breathless while the lottery was  overseen by the duty government supervisors.

Thank you Lantern.

On On!!

Run No. 1815 - 28th March

Hare FC will be setting from 4 Scurrah St. Ulverstone. Usual start time of 6.30ish. No special instructions other than bring left over Easter Eggs!

March 17, 2016

Run No 1814:

Monday 21 March @ 6.30 - bring a change of shoes and a torch, just in case.

Lantern is taking us back to Paloona Dam Road again. Hopefully he will have better weather and won't get his trail washed away minutes after setting it.

Same place as last week, about 1km up the Paloona Dam Road. On-On will be back at Lantern's place. If the weather is horrible again, just go straight to Lantern's.

March 10, 2016

Run No. 1813

Run No. 1813: Monday 14th is a rehash of Eweturn's Paloona Dam Burnie Run from a few weeks back. Run starts about 1km up the Paloona Dam Road at 6.30pm. Bring a torch because it might get a bit dark in the wild. On on back at Eweturn's @ 66 Turners Beach Rd.

March 2, 2016

Run No 1811 was also Leap Year R*n No 6 and was hosted by the Phantom Hasher. The Phantom Hasher had obviously been working on the run for the last four years, because he put in a magnificent effort and lead the pack on a 7.5km commando course across the Don Heads. Obstacles included electric fences that had to be rolled under, cliffs that had to be crawled up and trains that had to be dodged. But if the penguins could do it, so could we.

The raffle was run. Not sure who won, apart from Eweturn who drew her own ticket with the help of ticket counting skills, and then fairly and squarely had her ticket drawn again. So she didn't feel too bad about it for very long.

The on-on was catered for by Dominos. The Lip had the night off. The hub wasn't spotted.

Guardy is still away but you will still receive your Sunday Texts from his outdated mobile phone.

Next Weeks Run:

No 1812: Boner from TBA

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