Run 2194

Hare: Flasher
Where: 118 Upper Maud St, Ulverstone
When: Monday, 11th December 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15.00
Bring:
Info: Please start thinking about your attendance at the Christmas run on 18 Dec. Secret Santa??

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash
Break 2 weeks
Run 2196 - 8/1/24 Crow
Run 2197 - 15/1 Dint
Run 2198 - 22/1 Nez
Run 2199 - 29/1 Yep

Run 2193

Hare: Bald Eagle
Where: 25 Torquay Rd, East Devonport
When: Monday, 4th December 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15.00
Bring:
Info:

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2194 - 11/12 Flasher
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash
Break 2 weeks
Run 2196 - 8/1/24 Crow
Run 2197 - 15/1 Dint
Run 2198 - 22/1 Nez
Run 2199 - 29/1 Yep

Run 2191

Hare: Cheese (AGM)
Where: 33 Amherst St, Ulverstone
When: Monday, 20th November 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring: Something warm....?
Info:

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2192 - 27/11 Shagadelic
Run 2193 - 4/12 Bald Eagle
Run 2194 - 11/12 Flasher
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash
Break 2 weeks
Run 2196 - 8/1/24 Crow
Run 2197 - 15/1 Dint
Run 2198 - 22/1 Nez
Run 2199 - 29/1 Yep

Run 2190

Hare: Tracka
Where: Henry Somerset Carpark, Railton Rd, Latrobe
When: Monday, 13th November 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring: Something warm....
Info: OnOn at 71 Tarleton Rd, Tarleton. Sweeps payouts can be collected at this run. If unable to attend, will be available on next visit to DH3.

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2191 - 20/11 Cheese (AGM)
Run 2192 - 27/11 Shagadelic
Run 2193 - 4/12 Bald Eagle
Run 2194 - 11/12 Flasher
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash
Break 2 weeks
Run 2196 - 8/1/24 Crow
Run 2197 - 15/1 Dint
Run 2198 - 22/1 Nez
Run 2199 - 29/1 Yep

Run 2189

Hare: Laydown - Melb Cup
Where: 120 Pumping Station Rd, Forth
When: Monday, 6th November 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring: Something warm....Fascinator or Hat and money for Melb Cup Sweep
Info:

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2190 - 13/11 Tracka
Run 2191 - 20/11 Cheese (AGM)
Run 2192 - 27/11 Shagadelic
Run 2193 - 4/12 Bald Eagle
Run 2194 - 11/12 Flasher
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash
Break 2 weeks
Run 2196 - 8/1/24 Crow
Run 2197 - 15/1 Dint
Run 2198 - 22/1 Nez
Run 2199 - 29/1 Yep

Run 2188

Hare: Maggie
Where: Boat Ramp Rotunda, Turners Beach
When: Monday, 30th October 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring: Something warm......Insect repellant
Info: Subject to change, check Sunday text or additional text for updates......

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2189 - 6/11 Laydown (Melb Cup)
Run 2190 - 13/11 Tracka
Run 2191 - 20/11 Cheese (AGM)
Run 2192 - 27/11 Shagadelic
Run 2193 - 4/12 Bald Eagle
Run 2194 - 11/12 Flasher
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash
Break 2 weeks

**Please let me known if you are holidaying in the New Year or unavailable for a specific time.......

Run 2196 - 8/1/24 Crow
Run 2197 - 15/1 Dint
Run 2198 - 22/1 Nez
Run 2199 - 29/1

Run 2187

Hare: Guardsvan
Where: Dell Luck Picnic area, near Don River Railway
When: Monday, 23rd October 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring: Something warm.......
Info:

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2188 - 30/10 Maggie
Run 2189 - 6/11 Laydown (Melb Cup)
Run 2190 - 13/11 Tracka
Run 2191 - 20/11 Cheese (AGM)
Run 2192 - 27/11 Shagadelic
Run 2193 - 4/12 Bald Eagle
Run 2194 - 11/12 Flasher
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash
Break 2 weeks

**Please let me known if you are holidaying in the New Year or unavailable for a specific time.......

Run 2196 - 8/1/24
Run 2197 - 15/1
Run 2198 - 22/1
Run 2199 - 29/1

Run 2186

Hare: Dint
Where: Coles Beach, Devonport
When: Monday, 16th October 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring: Something warm.......
Info:

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2187 - 23/10 Guardsvan
Run 2188 - 30/10 Maggie
Run 2189 - 6/11 Laydown (Melb Cup)
Run 2190 - 13/11 Tracka
Run 2191 - 20/11 Cheese (AGM)
Run 2192 - 27/11 Shagadelic
Run 2193 - 4/12 Bald Eagle
Run 2194 - 11/12 Flasher
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash
Break 2 weeks

**Please let me known if you are holidaying in the New Year or unavailable for a specific time.......

Run 2196 - 8/1/24
Run 2197 - 15/1
Run 2198 - 22/1
Run 2199 - 29/1

Run 2185

Hare: Seize-Her
Where: Bells Parade, Latrobe
When: Monday, 9th October 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring:
Info: OnOn at 49 Bucks Rd, Tarleton

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2186 - 16/10 Dint
Run 2187 - 23/10 Guardsvan
Run 2188 - 30/10 Maggie
Run 2189 - 6/11 Laydown (Melb Cup)
Run 2190 - 13/11 Tracka
Run 2191 - 20/11 Cheese (AGM)
Run 2192 - 27/11 Shagadelic
Run 2193 - 4/12 Bald Eagle
Run 2194 - 11/12 Flasher
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash
Break 2 weeks
Please let me known if you are holidaying in the New Year or unavailable for a specific time.......

Run 2184

Hare: Crab
Where: Otto's Grotto, Ulverstone
When: Monday, 2nd October 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring:
Info: Early Bird registrations for Burnie 10/5 close 30 September!!

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2185 - 9/10 Seize-Her
Run 2186 - 16/10 Maggie
Run 2187 - 23/10 Guardsvan
Run 2188 - 30/10 Dint
Run 2189 - 6/11 Laydown (Melb Cup)
Run 2190 - 13/11 Tracka
Run 2191 - 20/11 Cheese (AGM)
Run 2192 - 27/11 Shagadelic
Run 2193 - 4/12 Bald Eagle
Run 2194 - 11/12 Flasher
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash
Break 2 weeks

Run 2183

Hare: Lantern
Where: Durkins Road Quarry Car Park, Quoiba
When: Monday, 25th September 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring: Torch
Info: **OnOn 168 Stony Rise Rd, Devonport **$5.00 Sweep on Brownlow medal count.

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2184 - 2/10 Crab
Run 2185 - 9/10 Seize-Her
Run 2186 - 16/10 Rumpole
Run 2187 - 23/10 Guardsvan
Run 2188 - 30/10 Dint
Run 2189 - 6/11 Laydown (Melb Cup)
Run 2190 - 13/11 Tracka
Run 2191 - 20/11 Cheese (AGM)
Run 2192 - 27/11 Shagadelic
Run 2193 - 4/12 Bald Eagle
Run 2194 - 11/12 Flasher
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash
Break 2 weeks

Run 2182

Hare: Killer
Where: 10 William St, Forth
When: Monday, 18th September 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring: Torch
Info:

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2183 - 25/9 Lantern (Brownlow)
Run 2184 - 2/10 Crab
Run 2185 - 9/10 Seize-Her
Run 2186 - 16/10 Rumpole
Run 2187 - 23/10 Guardsvan
Run 2188 - 30/10 Dint
Run 2189 - 6/11 Laydown (Melb Cup)
Run 2190 - 13/11 Tracka
Run 2191 - 20/11 Cheese (AGM)
Run 2192 - 27/11 Shagadelic
Run 2193 - 4/12 Bald Eagle
Run 2194 - 11/12 Flasher
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash
Break 2 weeks

Run 2181

Hare: Hunglike
Where: Spreyton Cemetery, Toilet block/car park, Quoiba.
When: Monday, 11th September 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring: Torch
Info: OnOn at 112 Wrenswood Drive, Quoiba.

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2182 - 18/9 Killer
Run 2183 - 25/9 Lantern (Brownlow)
Run 2184 - 2/10 Crab
Run 2185 - 9/10 Seize-Her
Run 2186 - 16/10 Rumpole
Run 2187 - 23/10 Guardsvan
Run 2188 - 30/10 FC ?? backup Dint
Run 2189 - 6/11 Laydown (Melb Cup)
Run 2190 - 13/11 Tracka
Run 2191 - 20/11 Cheese (AGM)
Run 2192 - 27/11 Shagadelic
Run 2193 - 4/12 Bald Eagle
Run 2194 - 11/12 Flasher
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash

Run 2180

Hare: Nez
Where: 1 Turners Beach Rd, Turners Beach
When: Monday, 4th September 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring: Torch

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2181 - 11/9 Hunglike
Run 2182 - 18/9 Killer
Run 2183 - 25/9 Lantern (Brownlow)
Run 2184 - 2/10 Crab
Run 2185 - 9/10 Seize-Her
Run 2186 - 16/10 Rumpole
Run 2187 - 23/10 Guardsvan
Run 2188 - 30/10 FC ??
Run 2189 - 6/11 Laydown (Melb Cup)
Run 2190 - 13/11 Tracka
Run 2191 - 20/11
Run 2192 - 27/11
Run 2193 - 4/12
Run 2194 - 11/12
Run 2195 - 18/12 Seize-Her Christmas Hash

Run 2179

Hare: Crow
Where: Oz Rock Inn, Beach Rd, Ulverstone
When: Monday, 28th August 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring: Torch

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2180 - 4/9 Nez
Run 2181 - 11/9 Hunglike
Run 2182 - 18/9 Killer
Run 2183 - 25/9 Lantern (Brownlow)
Run 2184 - 2/10 Crab
Run 2185 - 9/10 Seize-Her
Run 2186 - 16/10 Rumpole
Run 2187 - 23/10 Guardsvan
Run 2188 - 30/10 FC
Run 2189 - 6/11 Laydown (Melb Cup)
Run 2190 - 13/11 Tracka
Run 2191 - 20/11
Run 2192 - 27/11

Run 2178

Hare: Shagadelic
Where: Prem's Seafood Bar & Grill (Meet near Zest Café for run, Oldaker St, Devonport.)
When: Monday, 21st August 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST (SIT DOWN 7.30 pm)
Cost: OWN COST $$
Bring: Torch

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2179 – 28/8 Crow
Run 2180 - 4/9 Laydown
Run 2181 - 11/9 Hunglike
Run 2182 - 18/9 Killer
Run 2183 - 25/9 Lantern (Brownlow)
Run 2184 - 2/10 Crab
Run 2185 - 9/10 Seize-Her
Run 2186 - 16/10 Rumpole
Run 2187 - 23/10 Guardsvan
Run 2188 - 30/10 FC
Run 2189 - 6/11 (Melb Cup)
Run 2190 - 13/11 Tracka
Run 2191 - 20/11
Run 2192 - 27/11

Run 2177

Hare: Bald Eagle
Where: 25 Torquay Road, East Devonport
When: Monday, 14th August 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15.00
Bring: Torch

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2178 – 21/8 Shagadelic
Run 2179 – 28/8 Crow
Run 2180 - 4/9 Laydown
Run 2181 - 11/9 Hunglike
Run 2182 - 18/9 Killer
Run 2183 - 25/9 Lantern (Brownlow)
Run 2184 - 2/10 Crab
Run 2185 - 9/10 Tracka
Run 2186 - 16/10 Rumpole
Run 2187 - 23/10 Guardsvan
Run 2188 - 30/10 FC
Run 2189 - 6/11 (Melb Cup)
Run 2190 - 13/11
Run 2191 - 20/11
Run 2192 - 27/11

Run 2176

Hare: Cheese
Where: 33 Amherst St, West Ulverstone
When: Monday, 7th August 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15.00
Bring: Torch

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2177 – 14/8 Bald Eagle
Run 2178 – 21/8 Shagadelic
Run 2179 – 28/8 Crow
Run 2180 - 4/9 Laydown
Run 2181 - 11/9 Hunglike
Run 2182 - 18/9 Killer
Run 2183 - 25/9 Lantern
Run 2184 - 2/10 Crab
Run 2185 - 9/10 Tracka
Run 2186 - 16/10 Rumpole
Run 2187 - 23/10 Guardsvan
Run 2188 - 30/10 FC
Run 2189 -

Oktober Fest 2023

Event details

6-8 Oktober 2023

Register here: https://hobarth5.com/2023/07/28/h5-oktoberfest-2023/

Cost: $100*, which includes meals (Saturday lunch and dinner, Sunday breakfast), beverages† (Sir Eve’s Bavarian brews and ginger beer, as well as wines, packaged beers and non-alcoholic options), and a commemorative badge.

Accommodation extra (see below).

* $20 discount if you’ve been to five or more H5 trails in the past year.

† Only until it runs out. Friday night and non-standard bevvies are at your own cost.

Run 2175

Hare: Dint
Where: The Eli, Victoria Parade, Devonport.
When: Monday, 31st July 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $$ Own Cost
Bring: Torch

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2176 – 7/8 Cheese
Run 2177 – 14/8 Bald Eagle
Run 2178 – 21/8 Shagadelic
Run 2179 – 28/8 Crow
Run 2180 - 4/9 Laydown
Run 2181 - 11/9 Hunglikea
Run 2182 - 18/9 Killer
Run 2183 - 25/9 Lantern
Run 2184 - 2/10 Crab
Run 2185 - 9/10 Rumpole
Run 2186 - 16/10
Run 2187 - 23/10 Tracka
Run 2188 - 30/10 FC

Run 2174

Hare: Maggie
Where: Oz Rock Inn, Beach Road, Ulverstone
When: Monday, 24th July 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15.00
Bring: Torch

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2175 – 31/7 Dint
Run 2176 – 7/8 Cheese
Run 2177 – 14/8 Bald Eagle
Run 2178 – 21/8 Shagadelic
Run 2179 – 28/8 Crow
Run 2180 - 4/9 Laydown
Run 2181 - 11/9 Hunglikea
Run 2182 - 18/9 Killer
Run 2183 - 25/9 Lantern
Run 2184 - 2/10 Crab
Run 2185 - 9/10 Rumpole
Run 2186 - 16/10 Flasher
Run 2187 - 23/10 Tracka
Run 2188 - 30/10 FC

Posh Ball 2 Sep 2023

 

Run 2173

Hare: Tinsel
Where: Molly Malones', Best St, Devonport
When: Monday, 17th July 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: Own $$
Bring: Torch

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2174 – 24/7 Maggie
Run 2175 – 31/7 Dint
Run 2176 – 7/8 Cheese
Run 2177 – 14/8 Bald Eagle
Run 2178 – 21/8 Shagadelic
Run 2179 – 28/8 Crow
Run 2180 - 4/9 Laydown
Run 2181 - 11/9 Hunglikea
Run 2182 - 18/9 Killer
Run 2183 - 25/9 Lantern
Run 2184 - 2/10 Crab
Run 2185 - 9/10

Run 2172

Hare: Gyno
Where: 192 Stony Rise Rd, Don
When: Monday, 10th July 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15
Bring: Torch

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2173 – 17/7 Tinsel
Run 2174 – 24/7 Maggie
Run 2175 – 31/7 Dint
Run 2176 – 7/8 Cheese
Run 2177 – 14/8 Bald Eagle
Run 2178 – 21/8 Shagadelic
Run 2179 – 28/8 Crow
Run 2180 - 4/9 Laydown
Run 2181 - 11/9 Hunglikeahorse
Run 2182 - 18/9 Killer
Run 2183 - 25/9 Lantern

Run 2171

Hare: Rumpole
Where: Belly's Bar & Grill, Gilbert St, Latrobe
When: Monday, 3rd July 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: Own cost $$$ 7.30pm Sharp.
Bring: Torch

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2172 – 10/7 Gyno
Run 2173 – 17/7 Tinsel
Run 2174 – 24/7 Maggie
Run 2175 – 31/7 Dint
Run 2176 – 7/8 Cheese
Run 2177 – 14/8 Bald Eagle
Run 2178 – 21/8 Shagadelic
Run 2179 – 28/8 Crow
Run 2180 - 4/9 Laydown
Run 2181 - 11/9
Run 2182 - 18/9
Run 2183 - 25/9

RUN NO. 2169Jun 19 2023 – Ratchet

DH3 RUN NO. 2169Jun 19 2023 – Ratchet, Isandula Rd. 

Spotted in the crowd; Bald Eagle, Black Tracka, Crow, Dint, F.C., Flasher, Guardsvan, Knickers, Lantern, Laydown, Maggie, Nez, Ratchet, Tinsel, Two Dogs. 

Freezing cold weather greeted the pack of fine hashers at beautiful downtown Isandula but it was very cozy in Ratchet and Knickers abode. Hare advice was that a short trail of 3k on gravel terrain was greeted with the usual derision. 

All arrived back uninjured and proceeded to shed their boots to avoid wallaby shititis inside. Food was great – soup, Bridgewater scallops and crumbles and cream. 

Crow, warming to his role as “rigged raffleeer” continued with great vigour in dealing out a variety of prizes guaranteed to incite discussion. 

Flasher’s fine Lippery: Downs for: Ratchet (hare) Knickers (host) Tracka (1,599 runs) Guardsvan (1,600 runs) F.C. (989 runs) Flasher (787 runs) Maggie (727 runs) Dint (1,245 runs) 

“Murder for a jar of red rum” is another single by the Palindromes. 

"poofter";  Aussie slang for a male homosexual, based on the permanent stretching of the anus that results from repeated anal sex, which causes farts to be emitted with a "pooft" sound rather than the usual, staccato "bra-a-a-p". 

NEXT DRINKS: Mon. 26th Jun 2023 Yep TBA [2170]

Mon. 3rd Jul 2023 Rumpole TBA [2171]

Run 2170

Hare: Yep
>>> Where: 18 Main St, Penguin
>>> When: Monday, 26th June 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
>>> Cost: $15
>>> Bring: Torch
>>>
>>> Thanks Shagadelic
>>>
>>> Receding Hareline:
>>> Run 2171 – 3/7 Rumpole
>>> Run 2172 – 10/7 Gyno
>>> Run 2173 – 17/7 Tinsel
>>> Run 2174 – 24/7 Maggie
>>> Run 2175 – 31/7 Dint
>>> Run 2176 – 7/8 Cheese
>>> Run 2177 – 14/8 Bald Eagle
>>> Run 2178 – 21/8 Shagadelic
>>> Run 2179 – 28/8 Crow
>>>
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Run 2169

> Hare: Ratchet
> Where: 1054 Isandula Rd Gawler
> When: Monday, 19th June 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
> Cost: $15
> Bring: Torch
>
> Thanks Shagadelic
>
> Receding Hareline:
> Run 2170 – 26/6 Yep
> Run 2171 – 3/7 Rumpole
> Run 2172 – 10/7 Gyno
> Run 2173 – 17/7 Tinsel
> Run 2174 – 24/7 Maggie
> Run 2175 – 31/7 Dint
> Run 2176 – 7/8 Cheese
> Run 2177 – 14/8 Bald Eagle
> Run 2178 – 21/8 Shagadelic
> Run 2179 – 28/8 Crow
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Run 2168

Hare: Thrust
Where: 66 Turners Beach Rd, Turners Beach
When: Monday, 12th June 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: Own cost $$ @ The Bridge Hotel, Forth
Bring: Torch

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2169 – 19/6  Ratchet
Run 2170 – 26/6  Yep
Run 2171 – 3/7  Rumpole
Run 2172 – 10/7  Gyno
Run 2173 – 17/7  Tinsel
Run 2174 – 24/7  Maggie
Run 2175 – 31/7  Dint
Run 2176 – 7/8  Cheese
Run 2177 – 14/8  Bald Eagle
Run 2178 – 21/8  Shagadelic
Run 2179 – 28/8  Crow

Flasher's run 2166

HASH TRASH

DH3 RUN NO. 2166 May 29 2023 – Flasher, 118 Upper Maude St, Ulv.

Bald Eagle, Black Tracka, Cheese, Crow, Dint, F.C., Flasher, Gyno, Killer, Lantern, Laydown, Maggie, Mr Ed (maiden), Nez, Ratchet, Rumpole, Seize-Her, Two Dogs, UFO, Warrior (maiden).

A cold and windy night failed to frighten a fine gathering of hashers and including a brace of maiden runners.

Off up Upper Maude Street surged the pack into a roaring gale. The relief with some reverse uphill down Hearps Road was well received.

Trail then wound back towards town along South Road. Here straggler F.C. and Two Dogs and two dogs headed back in a loop to Upper Maude Street to find an energetic troupe of runners (Lantern, Eagle, Crow, and Maggie). It appeared that they had found a rare MC at the foot of the zig zag track.

Back at Flasher’s ranch the action was on with soup bubbling for a first course. Unfortunately (some will argue with that) F.C. and Two Dogs and two dogs had to decamp and so news is a little hazy but more accurate if I make it up.

From the fine pics supplied by Laydown it is obvious that Flasher reveled in his Hash Lip duties.

Flasher’s fantastic Lippery: Downs for:

Flasher (hare) Cheese (890 runs) Lay Down (20 runs) Nez (170 runs) Dint (1,243 runs [Dyslexic lip]) Rumpole (FINO) Maggie (725 runs) Seize-Her (15 runs)

NEWS FLASH

A man crawls into the emergency room profusely bleeding from his arse. "Somebody help! I've been raped by an elephant!"

The staff was able to get him into surgery to stop the bleeding. Examining the initial hole, the nurse was amazed. It was as wide as a dinner plate! She questioned him, "Sir, this hole is big. I mean, it's REALLY BIG. And I know that an elephant's penis is long and slender, not thick like this. An elephant certainly did not do this."

The man replied, "He fingered me first."

HHH DATES

LAST RUN: Mon. 22nd May 2023 Tracka Boat Ramp Victoria Parade [2165]

THIS RUN: Mon. 29th May 2023 Flasher 118 Upper Maude St., Ulv. [2166]

NEXT RUN: Mon. 5th Jun 2023 F.C. 190 Stubbs Road TB [2167]

NEXT +1: Mon. 12th Jun 2023 Thrust TBA [2168]

Run 2167

Hare: FC
Where: 190 Stubbs Rd, Turners Beach
When: Monday, 29th May 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15.00
Bring: Torch

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2168 – 12/6  Thrust
Run 2169 – 19/6  Ratchet
Run 2170 – 26/6  Yep
Run 2171 – 3/7  Rumpole
Run 2172 – 10/7  Gyno
Run 2173 – 17/7  Tinsel
Run 2174 – 24/7  Maggie
Run 2175 – 31/7  Dint
Run 2176 – 7/8  Cheese
Run 2177 – 14/8  Bald Eagle
Run 2178 – 21/8  Shagadelic
Run 2179 – 28/8  Crow

Run 2166

Hare: Flasher

Where: 118 Upper Maud St, West Ulverstone
When: Monday, 29^th May 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST
Cost: $15.00
Bring: Torch, Chair

Thanks Shagadelic

Receding Hareline:
Run 2167 – 5/6  FC
Run 2168 – 12/6  Thrust
Run 2169 – 19/6  Ratchet
Run 2170 – 26/6  Yep
Run 2171 – 3/7  Rumpole
Run 2172 – 10/7  Gyno
Run 2173 – 17/7  Tinsel
Run 2174 – 24/7  Maggie
Run 2175 – 31/7  Dint
Run 2176 – 7/8  Cheese
Run 2177 – 14/8  Bald Eagle
Run 2178 – 21/8  Shagadelic
Run 2179 – 28/8  Crow 

 

Run 2165

Hare/s : Tracka 

Where : Boat Ramp, Victoria Parade, Devonport 

When : Monday 22nd May 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm SHARP AEST Cost : $$ Own Cost off menu 

Notes: : OnOn at The Eli, Victoria Parade, Devonport 

Thanks Shagadelic. 

Run 2168 – 12/6 Thrust 

Run 2169 – 19/6 Ratchet 

Run 2170 – 26/6 Yep  

Run2171 – 3/7 Rumpole 

Run 2172 – 10/7 Flasher 

Run 2173 – 17/7 Tracka 

Run 2174 – 24/7 Maggie 

Run 2175 – 31/7 Dint 

Run2176 – 7/8 Cheese 

Run 2177 – 14/8  

Run2178 – 21/8   

Run2179 – 28/8

Run 2164

Hare/s : Seize-Her 

Where : Run from Spreyton Cricket & Community Club car park, 35 Mersey Main Rd, Spreyton 

When : Monday 15th May 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST Cost : $15 Bring : 

Notes : OnOn at 49 Bucks Rd, Tarleton 

Thanks Shagadelic. Receding Hareline:

 
 Run 2165 – 22/5 Flasher
 Run 2166 – 29/5 Gyno
 Run 2167 – 5/6 FC
 Run 2168 – 12/6 Thrust
 Run 2169 – 19/6 Ratchet
 Run 2170 – 26/6 Yep
 Run 2171 – 3/7 Rumpole
 Run 2172 – 10/7 Cheese
 Run 2173 – 17/7 Tracka
 Run 2174 – 24/7 Maggie
 Run 2175 – 31/7

RUN NO. 2162 Report – Laydown

HASH TRASH

DH3 RUN NO. 2162 May 1 2023 – Laydown, Pumping Station Rd, Forth

Bald Eagle, Black Tracka, Cheese, Crow, Dint, F.C., Gyno, Killer, Lantern, Laydown, Nez, Rumpole, Seize-Her, Shagadelic, Thrust, Tinsel. 

Out of the gloom appeared a miniature Taj Mahal – the beautiful abode of Laydown. It was immediately obvious that we had the correct destination on account of the check at the gate which could be seen from the space station.

Seating and fires and heaters abounded and three beauties were busy inside doing a Crow chef impersonation except for the dangling smoke.

Off ran/walked/limped the pack up Pumping Station Road. When the stragglers caught the first Master Check back towards them came several blind hashers who had missed the huge MC. Here the hapless FC decamped and limped home.

Fine hors d'oeuvres were followed by great food and slippery. Of course Crow’s rigged raffle lived up to its reputation – a few good prizes and quite a few not so good.

This was a magnificent maiden hare run for Laydown. Nez braved the night air for a rare run. Seize-Her was fresh from his mercenary trip to Sri Lanka and ready to host the run after next.

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Gyno’s gripping Lippery:

Downs for:
Laydown (Hare)
Thrust (co-Hare)
Rumpole (co-Hare)
Eagle (1,730 runs)
Killer (393 runs)
Lantern (888 runs)
Rumpole (23 runs consecutive nos.)
Seize-Her (11 runs)
Tinsel (669 runs)
Nez (166 runs and long absence)
Cheese (could be anything)
Hub (Gyno?)

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WOKE JOKES

An amazing new movie was released about a disabled seagull with a broken wing that learned to fly. Unfortunately the woke public ensured that it was immediately cancelled. They were upset that a movie about a right wing extremist was in the public eye.

 Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled..... The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

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DATE HARE WHERE RUN

LAST RUN: Mon. 24 th Apr 2023 Shagadelic Brewstone, Port Sorell [2161]
THIS RUN: Mon. 1 st May 2023 Laydown 120 Pump Stn Rd, Forth [2162]
NEXT RUN: Mon. 8 th May 2023 Gyno KTek, Don [2163]
NEXT +1: Mon. 15 th May 2023 Seize-Her TBA [2164]

Run 2163

Hare/s                      : Bald Eagle

Where                        : 25 Torquay Rd, East Devonport

When                         : Monday 8^th May 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST            

Cost                           :  $15

Bring                          : Chair, *** Rumpole – Potato Bake, Tinsel – Apple Crumble as discussed with Gyno ***

 

Notes:                         :  

Thanks Shagadelic.

Run 2164 – 15/5  Seiz-Her

Run 2165 – 22/5  Flasher

Run 2166 – 29/5  Gyno

Run 2167 – 5/6   FC

Run 2168 – 12/6  Thrust

Run 2169 – 19/6  Ratchet

Run 2170 – 26/6  Yep

Run 2171 – 3/7  Rumpole

Run 2172 – 10/7  Cheese

Run 2173 – 17/7  Tracka

Run 2174 – 24/7  Maggie

Run 2175 – 31/7 

 

Run 2162

Hare/s                      : Laydown

Where                        : 120 Pumping Station Rd, Forth

When                         : Monday 1^st May 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST            

Cost                           :  $15

Bring                          : Chair, warm clothes, slippers……?

 

Notes:                         :  

Thanks Shagadelic.

Run 2163 – 8/5   Gyno

Run 2164 – 15/5  Seiz-Her

Run 2165 – 22/5  Flasher

Run 2166 – 29/5  Bald Eagle

Run 2167 – 5/6   FC

Run 2168 – 12/6  Thrust

Run 2169 – 19/6  Ratchet

Run 2170 – 26/6  Yep

Run 2171 – 3/7  Rumpole

Run 2172 – 10/7  Cheese

Run 2173 – 17/7  Tracka

Run 2174 – 24/7  Maggie

Run 2175 – 31/7 

 

Run 2161

Hare/s                      : Shagadelic

Where                        : Brewstone Café & Pizzeria, Meredith St, Port Sorell

When                         : Monday 17^th April 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST            

Cost                           :  Menu Prices $14 - $30 approx plus drink. Pre order before run.

Bring                          : Cash or card

 

Notes:                         :  

Thanks Shagadelic.

Run 2162 – 1/5   Laydown

Run 2163 – 8/5   Gyno

Run 2164 – 15/5  Seiz-Her

Run 2165 – 22/5  Flasher

Run 2166 – 29/5  Bald Eagle

Run 2167 – 5/6   FC

Run 2168 – 12/6  Thrust

Run 2169 – 19/6  Ratchet

Run 2170 – 26/6  Yep

Run 2171 – 3/7  Rumpole

Run 2172 – 10/7  Cheese

Run 2173 – 17/7  Tracka

Run 2174 – 24/7  Maggie

Run 2175 – 31/7 

 

Run 2160

Hare/s                      : Crow

Where                        : Oz Rock Inn, Beach Rd, Ulverstone

When                         : Monday 17^th April 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST            

Cost                           :  $15

Bring                          : 'The Hub'……

 

Notes:                         :  

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

 

Run 2161 – 24/4   Shagadelic

Run 2162 – 1/5   Laydown

Run 2163 – 8/5   Gyno

Run 2164 – 15/5  Seiz-Her

Run 2165 – 22/5  Flasher

Run 2166 – 29/5  Bald Eagle

Run 2167 – 5/6   FC

Run 2168 – 12/6  Thrust

Run 2169 – 19/6  Ratchet

Run 2170 – 26/6  Yep

Run 2171 – 3/7 

Run 2172 – 10/7 

 

 

Tinsel, Turtle, Maggie, Rumpole, Cheese,

 

Run 2159

Hare/s                      : Lantern

Where                        : Don River Railway Carpark

When                         : Monday 10^th April 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST            

Cost                           :  $15

Bring                          : Chair

 

Notes:                         :  OnOn @ 168 Stony Rise Rd, Devonport

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

 

Run 2160 – 17/4  Crow

Run 2161 – 24/4   Shagadelic

Run 2162 – 1/5   Laydown

Run 2163 – 8/5   Gyno

Run 2164 – 15/5  Seiz-Her

Run 2165 – 22/5  Flasher

Run 2166 – 29/5  Bald Eagle

Run 2167 – 5/6   FC

Run 2168 – 12/6  Thrust

Run 2169 – 19/6  Ratchet

Run 2170 – 26/6  Yep

 

 

Tinsel, Turtle, Maggie, Rumpole, Cheese,

 

Run 2158

Hare/s                      : Killer

Where                        : 10 William St, Forth

When                         : Monday 3^rd April 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST            

Cost                           :  $15

Bring                          : Chair?

 

Notes:                         :  

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

 

Run 2159 – 10/4   Lantern  (Easter)

Run 2160 – 17/4  Crow

Run 2161 – 24/4   Shagadelic

Run 2162 – 1/5   Laydown

Run 2163 – 8/5   Gyno

Run 2164 – 15/5  Seiz-Her

Run 2165 – 22/5  Flasher

Run 2166 – 29/5  Bald Eagle

Run 2167 – 5/6   FC

Run 2168 – 12/6  Thrust

Run 2169 – 19/6  Ratchet

Run 2170 – 26/6  Yep

 

 

Tinsel, Turtle, Maggie, Rumpole, Cheese,

 

Run 2157

Hare/s                      : Dint

Where                        : Meet at C-Max Car park

When                         : Monday 27^th March 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST            

Cost                           :  $15

Bring                          :

 

Notes:                         :  OnOn at the New foreshore BBQ area near new hotel.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

 

Run 2158 – 3/4    Killer

Run 2159 – 10/4   Lantern  (Easter)

Run 2160 – 17/4  Crow

Run 2161 – 24/4   Shagadelic

Run 2162 – 1/5   Laydown

Run 2163 – 8/5   Gyno

Run 2164 – 15/5  Seiz-Her

Run 2165 – 22/5  Flasher

Run 2166 – 29/5  Bald Eagle

Run 2167 – 5/6   FC

Run 2168 – 12/6  Thrust

Run 2169 – 19/6 Ratchet

 

 

Tinsel, Turtle, Maggie, Rumpole, Cheese, Yep,

 

Run 2156

Hare/s                      : Crab

Where                        : Otto's Grotto, Ulverstone

When                         : Monday 20^th March 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST            

Cost                           :  $15

Bring                          : chair, Greenery

 

Notes:                         :  Belated St Patrick's Day

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

 

Run 2157 – 27/3  Dint

Run 2158 – 3/4    Killer

Run 2159 – 10/4   Lantern  (Easter)

Run 2160 – 17/4  Crow

Run 2161 – 24/4   Shagadelic

Run 2162 – 1/5   Laydown

Run 2163 – 8/5   Gyno

Run 2164 – 15/5  Seiz-Her

Run 2165 – 22/5  Ratchet

Run 2166 – 29/5  Bald Eagle

Run 2167 – 5/6   FC

Run 2168 – 12/6  Thrust

 

 

Tinsel, Turtle, FC,

 

Run 2155

 

Hare/s                      : Tracka

Where                        : Latrobe Dog Park, Stanley St, Latrobe (near Cotton St)

When                         : Monday 13^th March 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST            

Cost                           :  $15

Bring                          : chair?

 

Notes:                         :  OnOn at 71 Tarleton Rd, Tarleton.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

 

Run 2156 – 20/3  Crab

Run 2157 – 27/3  Dint

Run 2158 – 3/4    Killer

Run 2159 – 10/4   Lantern  (Easter)

Run 2160 – 17/4  Crow

Run 2161 – 24/4   Shagadelic

Run 2162 – 1/5   Laydown

Run 2163 – 8/5   Gyno

Run 2164 – 15/5  Seiz-Her

Run 2165 – 22/5  Ratchet

Run 2166 – 29/5 

 

 

 

Tinsel, Turtle, FC, GV,

 

Run 2154

Hare/s                      : Rumpole

Where                        : Southern end of Abeys Rd, Latrobe, off Bass Hwy just past Wattle Hill. Bush run/hike.

When                         : Monday 6^th March 2023, 6.30pm for 6.45pm AEST            

Cost                           :  $15

Bring                          : chair?

 

Notes:                         :  OnOn at 61 Hamilton St, Latrobe.

Entry off James St, turn left off Hamilton at Reibey St & left into James St.

Thanks Shagadelic.

Receding Hareline:  

 

Run 2155 – 13/3   Tracka   Red Water Creek

Run 2156 – 20/3  Crab

Run 2157 – 27/3  Killer/Dint?

Run 2158 – 3/4    Killer or Crow?

Run 2159 – 10/4   Lantern  (Easter)

Run 2160 – 17/4  Crow/Dint?

Run 2161 – 24/4   Shagadelic

Run 2162 – 1/5   Laydown

Run 2163 – 8/5   Gyno

Run 2164 – 15/5  Seiz-Her

Run 2165 – 22/5 

Run 2166 – 29/5 

 

 

 

Tinsel, Turtle, FC, Ratchet, GV,