Devonport Hash House Harriers: December 2019

December 31, 2019

RUN 2007

Hare/s : Gone Again

Where                          : 10 James St, Devonport
When                           : Monday 6^th January 2020, 6.30pm for 6.45pm START
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            : Chair?
Notes:                         :
Tee Shirts have been ordered and will be available early January. Cost - $40, please pay Flasher (cash only) at your earliest convenience. Thanks.

Receding Hareline:
Run 2008 – 13/1   Ratchet & Knickers
Run 2000 – 20/1 Hare? Oz Rock Inn, Esplanade, Ulverstone
Run 2009 – 27/1   Shagadelic
Run 2010 – 3/2   Cheese (B'day)
Run 2011 – 10/2    Bald Eagle
Run 2012 – 17/2 Soff's (B'day)
Run 2013 – 24/2 Tracka & Tinsel
Run 2014 – 2/3 Crow
Run 2015 – 9/3 Crab
Run 2016 – 16/3

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks, Shagadelic

www.avg.com

December 27, 2019

RUN 2006

Hare/s : Bastard

Where                          : Old tip, Mt Montgomery Rd, Penguin
When                           : Monday 30^th December 2019, 6.30pm for 6.45pm START
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            :
Notes:                         :   OnOn at Adina Crt, Penguin
Tee Shirts have been ordered and will be available early January. Cost - $40, please pay Flasher (cash only) at your earliest convenience. Thanks.

Receding Hareline:
Run 2007 – 6/1/20     Gone Again
Run 2008 – 13/1   Ratchet & Knickers
Run 2000 – 18/1 Paton Park, Ulv Celebration Weekend ???
Run 2009 – 27/1   Shagadelic
Run 2010 – 3/2   Cheese (B'day)
Run 2011 – 10/2    Bald Eagle
Run 2012 – 17/2 Soff's (B'day)
Run 2013 – 24/2 Tracka & Tinsel
Run 2014 – 2/3 Crow

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks, Shagadelic

www.avg.com

December 20, 2019

Going to Interhash 2020 in the Caribbean?

Greetings from Tobago!

Our sister island Trinidad hosts Interhash 2020 next year from April 23^rd to 26^th and on behalf of Crystal Island Services I'd like to offer you and your fellow harriers & harriettes a 15% discount on holiday packages for a Tobago lube.

We are also extending our 10% commission rate, usually reserved for travel agents, for you/your kennel with bookings of 3 or more persons.

This deal applies to travel from March through May and provisions can be made to adjust packages to suit your needs.

e.g. less tours, stays longer/less than 7 nights, specific type of accommodation, etc.

Trinidad & Tobago is a great destination for hashing. Rum and fun is practically a way of life and the unique environment will surely set the stage for interesting experiences. We'd love to see you here!!!

Further information will be provided upon request but please feel free to check out the following websites until that time.

https://www.facebook.com/crystal.islandservices/

https://www.interhashtrinidad2020.com/

https://www.visittobago.gov.tt/go-experience

Warmest Regards,

S. Best

S.Best

Destination Manager

Crystal Island Services

https://www.crystal-islandservices.com

December 18, 2019

RUN 2005

Hare/s : Killer

Where                          : 10 William St, Forth
When                           : Monday 23^rd December 2019, 6.30pm for 6.45pm START
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            :   Salad/Dessert/Sweet
Notes:                         :   Christmas Run: Please bring a $20 Secret Santa unisex gift to participate.
Tee Shirts have been ordered and will be available early January. Cost - $40, please pay Flasher (cash only) at your earliest convenience. Thanks.

Receding Hareline:
Run 2006 – 30/12   Bastard
Run 2007 – 6/1/20     Gone Again
Run 2008 – 13/1   Ratchet & Knickers
Run 2000 – 18/1 Paton Park, Ulv Celebration Weekend
Run 2009 – 27/1   Shagadelic
Run 2010 – 3/2   Cheese (B'day)
Run 2011 – 10/2
Run 2012 – 17/2 Soff's (B'day)
Run 2013 – 24/2 Tracka & Tinsel

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks, Shagadelic

www.avg.com

December 12, 2019

RE: RUN 2004

Hi All

Sorry I missed some crucial info off yesterday's email!!

Regards

Shagadelic

0417 747672

From: K Andrews
Sent: Wednesday, 11 December 2019 11:42 AM
To: trash2@dhash.com
Subject: RUN 2004

Hare/s : Flasher

Where                          : 118 Upper Maud St, Ulverstone.
When                           : Monday 16^th December 2019, 6.30pm for 6.45pm START
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            :
Notes:                         :   Christmas Run: Please bring a $20 Secret Santa unisex gift to participate.

Tee Shirts have been ordered and will be available early January. Cost - $40, please pay Flasher (cash only) at your earliest convenience. Thanks.

Receding Hareline:
Run 2005 – 23/12    Killer (Christmas)
Run 2006 – 30/12   Bastard
Run 2007 – 6/1/20     Gone Again
Run 2008 – 13/1   Ratchet & Knickers
Run 2000 – 18/1 Paton Park, Ulv Celebration Weekend
Run 2009 – 27/1   Shagadelic
Run 2010 – 3/2   Cheese (B'day)
Run 2011 – 10/2    Ringa & SuperSal
Run 2012 – 17/2 Soff's (B'day)
Run 2013 – 24/2 Tracka & Tinsel

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks, Shagadelic

www.avg.com

December 11, 2019

RUN 2004

Hare/s : Flasher

Where                          :
When                           : Monday 16^th December 2019, 6.30pm for 6.45pm START
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            :
Notes:                         :   Christmas Run: Please bring a $20 Secret Santa unisex gift to participate.
Tee Shirts have been ordered and will be available early January. Cost - $40, please pay Flasher (cash only) at your earliest convenience. Thanks.

Receding Hareline:
Run 2005 – 23/12    Killer (Christmas)
Run 2006 – 30/12   Bastard
Run 2007 – 6/1/20     Gone Again
Run 2008 – 13/1   Ratchet & Knickers
Run 2000 – 18/1 Paton Park, Ulv Celebration Weekend
Run 2009 – 27/1   Shagadelic
Run 2010 – 3/2   Cheese (B'day)
Run 2011 – 10/2    Ringa & SuperSal
Run 2012 – 17/2 Soff's (B'day)
Run 2013 – 24/2 Tracka & Tinsel

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks, Shagadelic

www.avg.com

December 4, 2019

RUN 2003

Hare/s : Guardsvan

Where                          : Coles beach car park (west)
When                           : Monday 9th December 2019, 6.30pm for 6.45pm START
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            : warm clothing
Notes:                         : OnOn at Coles Beach unless real crappy weather

Please supply me with your Aust t-shirt size and qty required for ordering of our "2000^th run" apparel. If you know anyone who might also be interested please ask them to make contact.

Receding Hareline:
Run 2004 – 16/12 Flasher
Run 2005 – 23/12    Killer (Christmas)
Run 2006 – 30/12   Bastard
Run 2007 – 6/1/20     Gone Again
Run 2008 – 13/1   Ratchet & Knickers
Run 2000 – 18/1 Paton Park, Ulv celebration weekend
Run 2009 – 27/1   Shagadelic
Run 2010 – 3/2   Cheese (B'day)
Run 2011 – 10/2
Run 2012 – 17/2 Soff's (B'day)

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks, Shagadelic

www.avg.com

OFFICE BEARERS

Grandmaster – Flasher Joint masters – Tracka & Tinsel Hash hops – Cheese Hash lip – Gyno Lower lip – Crow Hash cash – Bald Eagle Hash monk – Killer Rig raffle – Crow Hash Flash – Rumpole Hash web – Gone again On sec – Shagadelic Trailmasters – Maggie, Flasher Who needs a Hash Monk, haven't had one for years and the sun still shines...

And incidentally,....

1. HASH HOPS: This is unquestionably the most important position in the hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that the lifeblood of hashing is available at each and every hash event. He keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his car, cases of beer in his garage, and reliably returns the empty keg to get another full one for the next hash. While this might be a "pain in the ass" job, it's undoubtedly the most important one to the hash.

2. GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash officers, (s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below Beermeister, Hash Cash, Hash Mouth, Hash Flash, and On-Sec in real importance to the hash.

3. HASH HAWKER or HABERDASHER: This is a person who has a flair for fashion, a head for business (who said head?), and the showmanship of P.T. Barnum. (S)he's responsible for the design, procurement, warehousing, merchandising, and vending of items of apparel and various trinkets to the hash. Prior flea market or circus midway experience preferred.

4. HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to the On-Sec well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS the hare if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.

5. HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.

6. HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all embarrassing hash moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to bring a camera, film, take pictures, have them developed and put only the finest thereof into the sacred photo album.

7. HASH HARLOT: A trashy wench who has seen the dark side of hashing... and likes it! One with a lust for life who, revels in being the butt of the jester's ribald wit, the object of the songster's bawdy lyric, and the centrepiece of sensual repartee at all hash functions.

8. TRAIL MASTER or HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate wind instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Optional.

9. LIP : The hash mouth runs the official business at the On-On with an iron hand. (S)he must be loud, clear, passionate, articulate, humorous and possess an uncommon ability to think on his feet. It also helps if (s)he speaks English.

10. HASHIT KEEPER: This is arguably the most complicated position within the hash hierarchy. The responsibility surrounds custody of a large cardboard box (or entire house) filled with the flotsam and jetsam of past hashes. Precisely why this crap is retained is a mystery shrouded in the mythology of hashdom. However, the hashit itself rarely makes it to the hash, although the custodian is usually there himself. This reinforces the argument that remembering to bring the hashit is probably beyond the cognitive ability of your average hasher.

11. ON-SEC: This position is the masochist's dream. (S)he struggles with piles of paper, miles of computer wire, and might attempt to occasionally produce a Hound Directory or Hash Trash to keep the hash members somewhat informed. (S)he is the principal "outside" representative maintaining the Harrier.Net Worldwide WebSite, the hash membership data base. Boring stuff to say the least.

12. RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light (Bud light) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of Hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. (S)e is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.

13. SONGMEISTER: This is a hasher with no self-respect. (S)he never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion. His songs are risqué, lewd, and vulgar. The Songmeister speaks with other hashers and hashes to acquire songs to add to the hash hymnal. The mission is to explore new tunes and new celebrations. To boldly go where no Songmeister has gone before (pardon the split infinitive.)