May 29, 2008


02/06/08            Killer                 Killer’s house, William St Forth

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Devonport Tour De Pisse weekend

Hi all you good looking tassie hashers , the Devonport Tour De Pisse weekend is on again - Saturday 2nd August - at Crows Ulverstone - more info later - contact Tracker or Flasher

May 26, 2008

Dints Puddle Dash Hash

Wet as wet can be. Hash Monk failed in his duties. Rain tap-dance did not work. We ran from tree to tree but in the end just got wet. My gadget was not turned off till I got to Dint's Den, so it includes an extra kilometer or so. The stats were as follows: 11.04 kilometers, 1:23 hours, 7.9km/hr average (inlcuding the car ride to the on-on!). We lost 591 KCals. First hill was 40 meters high, second one was 50 meters high.
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Burnie APGU

Ugly sods here.


Paul Watson

GIS Officer

Burnie City Council


May 24, 2008


26/05/08            Dint                  TT Line public car park East Devonport

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May 23, 2008

Burnie's Anual General Piss Up

Dancing Queen Phay Ray and the mirror-balled Urang have transformed King Kommunications into Studio 69 for this Saturday night's send off to another fine Burnie Hash year (or 13 months).

The evening starts at 5:30 with a stroll around Burnie nightspots, before glamming-up for an evening of shaking your groove thing to the funky sounds of the Disco King. The HTV Awards will be presented for Bolt Error, Cocque Cup and Richard Cranium, plus other minor awards I was not privy to selecting so they're bound to be not as good as previous years.

Cost is $25, which covers r*n, on on, 3 course meal, badge, plus fabulous entertainment. BYO evening drinks, and a coat to ward off the evening chills so as to avoid a Saturday Night Fever.

On on
PS Don't forget June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort

May 20, 2008

Caught drinking outside of Hash

We all need a bit of a practise drink...

learn new moves...

learn to stay awake...

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May 15, 2008


19/05/08            Tracka                          98 Best Street Devonport

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May 14, 2008


Bastard’s Contribution to Dint’s upcoming birthday…


May 13, 2008

Dint going on Big Brother

Cheese didn't spread the news of Giggle's housewarming oparty last weekend. so we are making up with Dint's birthday party.

We know what happened to Corey! It started off with just one party. All Dint really needs is some ridiculous sunglasses. Make sure we get him some!

Read all about Corey's $$$ <here>

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The truth and nothing but the truth

It apparently takes a sperm at least one HOUR (not one minute) to swim seven inches. So us guys have been working for an hour before them darn females even got the message! Don't believe me? Well go get your facts straight and read something on the internet (always correct!):

All the other facts were correct:

    • The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    • Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams.
    • There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
    • Ecouteurism is listening to others having sex without their consent.
    • The human brain cannot tell the difference between a sneeze and an orgasm

Good luck with the next quiz!

Poxy's Flour Saver

Would you believe this run was set with 215 grams of flour? I'd believe it! May not be the case, who knows for sure, perhaps there were people like there were in the PNG Goroka Hash where 'nationals' scooped up the flour to bake cakes with as they thought it was a waste! With today's interest rates and the mortgage squeeze, and the budget coming up,... well, who knows how tough some people have it.

Anyway, well done, we had a good run in the end, and no complaints about the tucker! We ran a massive 4.5 kilometers in 45 minutes, and burned just over 230 kCal which in terms of Weetbix is the equivalent of FOUR regular Aussie Weetbix WITH milk! Take note Little Fanny, Weetbix are good!

An impromptu mini after party for the Burnie Hash's benefit at GoneAgain's. He only invited the women folks because a new Hasher called Little Fanny was dragged in by Dini.. But shit, women come in different shapes, and it was not just Dini and Little Fanny from Wales, it was Flasher and Cheese and Killer and Giggles and... well, who knows who else was invading my privacy and assaulting my home-brew!

Giggles with GoneAgain's Black Pussy... If only his wife knew!
And in case you were wonderingLittle Fanny is the one with the... ahum.... well, I don't want to loose my PG rating... It is not Flasher!

And Flasher did not have his share of the red wine which was rightfully not his after GoneAgain fairly won the Amazing Race last week!

May 10, 2008

Poxys Place


12/05/08 Poxie/PB 3 Eugene St Devonport


Getting into prickly situations?

Did you get the dreaded email or SMS with the much sought after "I'd hit that" subject? Apparently all of our email boxes and phones are getting flooded with "I'd hit that" messages. We are on the brink of a social revolution. Some of us still refuse to 'cross that line', will you be left untouched or will they miss out?

This message to urge us Hashers to stay in line and ignore all those requests for our bodies! does not accept any liability for diseases, pregnancies, losses or damages, whether direct or indirect, that you may suffer as a result of articles on this website or reliance upon any information provided. We also disclaim any responsibility or liability in respect of agreements made between Hashers and Harriettes, Hashers and Hashers, Harriettes and Harriettes, donkeys, horses or or any other objects of potential desire.

PS. What is this all about? Read on!

May 8, 2008

Friends with benefits...

Friends with benefits...hahaha Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a putrid bum... There's at least one person in your hash that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... let's play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... If you want to date a hasher in the know, send a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them & stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit that". SCARED? . There is at least 1 hasher who wants to date you, and maybe more who want to sleep with you.. haha... SO... as it doesn't matter if you're married, in a relationship, or single.. You read this far! A test of your bravery..."

PS Ecouteurism has no votes in the poll. I guess you all secretly listen to other people having sex. I am surprised we all suspect this is true... I extended the survey as I need to know which facts are false!

May 6, 2008

The Great Race

Yeah, no, nice, different, unusual.

A small step for mankind, a giant leap for hash! We were expected to read and write on the run. Pitchdark, no light on me either. I set off with Flasher who figured we should just do the first question and then retire to OzRock for a few refreshing ales after which we could just have a stab at guessing the answers. This was not to be. The second part of The Race was not issued to us until we got to town where we were forced to swallow. Yeah, no, nice, different, unusual. It was Sambucca, but most of us thougt it was cough medicine. At that point we were also outfitted with a new warderobe. Flasher got into his tight dress backwards. The next phase of The Race included Woolies and Coles where Dint did not want to wear a dress, so he took it off! I only hope he wore clean panties. We did a quick price-check on essential items such as overnight pads. Flasher and I got the cheapest prices in town on the items as I flashed my shareholders and frequent shopping card. At The Lighthouse, where we had to find answers to intimate matters, we concluded that the waitress did not wear panties, not after Flasher begged for them to take them off so he could get the only right answer. Bald Eagle was afraid of heights and did not go into the rocket, but Dyke did. Thruster was in her element in the rocket and went up twice - still she wanted more.

There could only be one winner, so when Flasher and I, us two being the most correct team had the final stand-off, I came out on top. This is because I had experience with a long schlong and got the ball to the door first with my stretchy pantyhose. Flasher innately took his ball to the backdoor.

So we walked/jogged 6.43 kilometers at an average of 4.7 km/hr....


PS Don't start expecting runs or run reports like this too often!

May 5, 2008

Flasher in Action

Who is this handsome stranger with the extra set of lips?
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Launceston Hash 30th

As per usual Devonport Hash had sent a correspondent for the celebrities. From all reports she has recovered alright but has not regained any memories of the event, except passing out in a car after running a 139 kilometer on the hash run or thereabouts. Her camera remembered a little more - even though it was set on a miserable 0.5 megapix setting!

Don't tell me these are Cheese and Giggles! Kraikee.

Oh, hello, what've we got here?

© 2008 Thruster Unco

from Thruster
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May 2, 2008


05/05/08            Crow                 Oz Rock Inn Ulverstone

12/05/08            Poxie/PB          3 Eugene St Devonport


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