Devonport Hash House Harriers: May 2019

May 28, 2019

RUN 1975

Hare/s : Cheese @ Plunger's

Where : 86 South Rd, Ulverstone

When : Monday 3^rd June 2019, 6.30 for 6.45 start

Cost : $15

Bring : Torch, chair?

Notes: :

Please supply me with your Aust t-shirt size and qty required for ordering of our "2000^th run" apparel. If you know anyone who might also be interested please ask them to make contact.

Receding Hareline:

Run 1976 – 10/6 – Ratchet & Knickers

Run 1977 – 17/6 - Crow (Crow's 1000^th Run)

Run 1978 – 24/6 Flasher

Run 1979 – 1/7 Yep

Run 1980 – 8/7 Soff

Run 1981 – 15/7 Killer

Run 1982 – 22/7 Bald Eagle

Run 1983 – 29/7 Pioneer

Run 1984 – 5/8 Koff

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks, Shagadelic

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Regards Karen

0417 747 672

May 23, 2019

RUN 1974

Hare/s : Fanny May & Gone Again

Where : 10 James St, Dev

When : Monday 27^th May 2019, 6.30 for 6.45 start

Cost : $15

Bring : Torch

Notes: :

Please supply me with your Aust t-shirt size and qty required for ordering of our "2000^th run" apparel. If you know anyone who might also be interested please ask them to make contact.

Receding Hareline:

Run 1975 – 3/6 – Cheese

Run 1976 – 10/6 – Ratchet & Knickers

Run 1977 – 17/6 - Crow (Crow's 1000^th Run)

Run 1978 – 24/6 Flasher

Run 1979 – 1/7 Soff

Run 1980 – 8/7 Yep??

Run 1981 – 15/7 Killer

Run 1982 – 22/7 Bald Eagle

Run 1983 – 29/7 Pioneer

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Our 2000^th run is due to fall on 2 Dec 2019, thoughts on this Monday night or do we change to a prior weekend day/night? How do we want to celebrate?

Thanks, Shagadelic

Virus-free. www.avg.com

Regards Karen

0417 747 672

May 14, 2019

RUN 1973

Hare/s : Shagadelic

Where : Meet at Devonport boat ramp, Dev

When : Monday 20^th May 2019, 6.30 for 6.45 start

Cost : $5 plus bar meal in V bar at Elimatta Hotel

Bring : Torch

Notes: : OnOn as above.

Please supply me with your Aust t-shirt size and qty required for ordering of our "2000^th run" apparel. If you know anyone who might also be interested please ask them to make contact.

Receding Hareline:

Run 1974 – 27/5 – Crow

Run 1975 – 3/6 – Cheese

Run 1976 – 10/6 – Ratchet & Knickers

Run 1977 – 17/6 Yep

Run 1978 – 24/6 Flasher

Run 1979 – 1/7 Soff

Run 1980 – 8/7 Foghorn/Koff ?

Run 1981 – 15/7 Killer

Run 1982 – 22/7 Bald Eagle

Run 1983 – 29/7 Pioneer

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Our 2000^th run is due to fall on 2 Dec 2019, thoughts on this Monday night or do we change to a prior weekend day/night? How do we want to celebrate?

Thanks, Shagadelic

Virus-free. www.avg.com

Regards Karen

0417 747 672

May 9, 2019

Re: RUN 1972

Ok by me.

On Thu, 9 May 2019 at 07:56, K Andrews <kand1969@gmail.com> wrote:

Hare/s                          : Tracka & Tinsel
Where                          : Meet at corner Forster St & Esplanade, Railton (opposite pub)
When                           : Monday 13^th May 2019, 6.30 for 6.45 start
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            : Torch
Notes:                         : OnOn at Tarleton Rd

Receding Hareline:
Run 1973 – 20/5 – Shagadelic Dev
Run 1974 – 27/5 – Crow
Run 1975 – 3/6 – Cheese
Run 1976 – 10/6 – Ratchet & Knickers
Run 1977 – 17/6 Yep
Run 1978 – 24/6 Flasher
Run 1979 – 1/7    Soff
Run 1980 – 8/7

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Our 2000^th run is due to fall on 2 Dec 2019, thoughts on this Monday night or do we change to a prior weekend day/night? How do we want to celebrate?
Thanks, Shagadelic

Virus-free. www.avg.com

--
Regards Karen
0417 747 672

RUN 1972

Hare/s : Tracka & Tinsel

Where : Meet at corner Forster St & Esplanade, Railton (opposite pub)

When : Monday 13^th May 2019, 6.30 for 6.45 start

Cost : $15

Bring : Torch

Notes: : OnOn at Tarleton Rd

Receding Hareline:

Run 1973 – 20/5 – Shagadelic Dev

Run 1974 – 27/5 – Crow

Run 1975 – 3/6 – Cheese

Run 1976 – 10/6 – Ratchet & Knickers

Run 1977 – 17/6 Yep

Run 1978 – 24/6 Flasher

Run 1979 – 1/7 Soff

Run 1980 – 8/7

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Our 2000^th run is due to fall on 2 Dec 2019, thoughts on this Monday night or do we change to a prior weekend day/night? How do we want to celebrate?

Thanks, Shagadelic

Virus-free. www.avg.com

Regards Karen

0417 747 672

May 1, 2019

RUN 1971

Hare/s : Gone Again

Where : 10 James St, Devonport

When : Monday 6^th May 2019, 6.30 for 6.45 start

Cost : $15

Bring : Torch

Notes: :

Receding Hareline:

Run 1972 – 13/5 - Tracka Railton

Run 1973 – 20/5 – Shagadelic Dev

Run 1974 – 27/5 – Crow

Run 1975 – 3/6 – Cheese

Run 1976 – 10/6 – Ratchet & Knickers

Run 1977 – 17/6 Yep

Run 1978 – 24/6 Flasher

Run 1979 – 1/7 Soff

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Our 2000^th run is due to fall on 2 Dec 2019, thoughts on this Monday night or do we change to a prior weekend day/night? How do we want to celebrate?

Thanks, Shagadelic

Virus-free. www.avg.com

Regards Karen

0417 747 672

OFFICE BEARERS

Grandmaster – Flasher Joint masters – Tracka & Tinsel Hash hops – Cheese Hash lip – Gyno Lower lip – Crow Hash cash – Bald Eagle Hash monk – Killer Rig raffle – Crow Hash Flash – Rumpole Hash web – Gone again On sec – Shagadelic Trailmasters – Maggie, Flasher Who needs a Hash Monk, haven't had one for years and the sun still shines...

And incidentally,....

1. HASH HOPS: This is unquestionably the most important position in the hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that the lifeblood of hashing is available at each and every hash event. He keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his car, cases of beer in his garage, and reliably returns the empty keg to get another full one for the next hash. While this might be a "pain in the ass" job, it's undoubtedly the most important one to the hash.

2. GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash officers, (s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below Beermeister, Hash Cash, Hash Mouth, Hash Flash, and On-Sec in real importance to the hash.

3. HASH HAWKER or HABERDASHER: This is a person who has a flair for fashion, a head for business (who said head?), and the showmanship of P.T. Barnum. (S)he's responsible for the design, procurement, warehousing, merchandising, and vending of items of apparel and various trinkets to the hash. Prior flea market or circus midway experience preferred.

4. HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to the On-Sec well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS the hare if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.

5. HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.

6. HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all embarrassing hash moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to bring a camera, film, take pictures, have them developed and put only the finest thereof into the sacred photo album.

7. HASH HARLOT: A trashy wench who has seen the dark side of hashing... and likes it! One with a lust for life who, revels in being the butt of the jester's ribald wit, the object of the songster's bawdy lyric, and the centrepiece of sensual repartee at all hash functions.

8. TRAIL MASTER or HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate wind instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Optional.

9. LIP : The hash mouth runs the official business at the On-On with an iron hand. (S)he must be loud, clear, passionate, articulate, humorous and possess an uncommon ability to think on his feet. It also helps if (s)he speaks English.

10. HASHIT KEEPER: This is arguably the most complicated position within the hash hierarchy. The responsibility surrounds custody of a large cardboard box (or entire house) filled with the flotsam and jetsam of past hashes. Precisely why this crap is retained is a mystery shrouded in the mythology of hashdom. However, the hashit itself rarely makes it to the hash, although the custodian is usually there himself. This reinforces the argument that remembering to bring the hashit is probably beyond the cognitive ability of your average hasher.

11. ON-SEC: This position is the masochist's dream. (S)he struggles with piles of paper, miles of computer wire, and might attempt to occasionally produce a Hound Directory or Hash Trash to keep the hash members somewhat informed. (S)he is the principal "outside" representative maintaining the Harrier.Net Worldwide WebSite, the hash membership data base. Boring stuff to say the least.

12. RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light (Bud light) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of Hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. (S)e is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.

13. SONGMEISTER: This is a hasher with no self-respect. (S)he never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion. His songs are risqué, lewd, and vulgar. The Songmeister speaks with other hashers and hashes to acquire songs to add to the hash hymnal. The mission is to explore new tunes and new celebrations. To boldly go where no Songmeister has gone before (pardon the split infinitive.)

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Re: RUN 1972

RUN 1972

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