DH3 RUN NO. 2120 June 20 2022 – G.A/Tracka (Mollie Malone’s)
Bald Eagle, Black Tracka, Cheese, Crow, Dint, F.C., Flasher, Guardsvan, Lantern, Maggie, Tinsel.
Experienced hare Tracka set a run in cold and very windy conditions starting at Mollie Malone’s at Devonport.
Gone Again organised the venue etc. from his hospital sick bed – he was in for a lubrication and head job.
The hashers straggled in after a jaunt around the City. All except Crow that is. Geographically challenged Crow found himself on the wrong side of the razor wire and spent ages contemplating the beauty of the Living City and sparing us from his delightful company. When he did turn up his meal order had already been placed by a concerned hasher.
Tinsel kindly offered to buy a drink for FC on account of a certain landmark but he politely refused due to having reached saturation point earlier in the day.
Lantern’s lippery was cancelled due to the upmarket surroundings. Had it been held downs would have been for:
Tracka (Hare), Gone Again (Hare), Bald Eagle (1,690 runs), FC (birthday)
The 3 choices set course meal was gratefully received and wolfed down quickly to allow for general chat drivel.
Talk soon turned dirty and Flasher was heard to mention that he had never seen a c**t to which Dint asked, “Haven’t you got a mirror.” This significantly upped the humour content of most of the banter.
Although to be fair Flasher did mention that he came first in a masturbation contest.
Now for some pure filth.
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?..... A tearjerker.
What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone?...... Nothing! Every c**t’s got one.
God mercifully spared us from the Crow rigged raffle.
Vale Rod (Soff) Priestley,
Our 1029 Run Hash friend Soff joined Hash Cloud Nine on Friday at 4:00PM after a struggle to “remain vertical” in his own words. Soff was a generous and good man who lived life to the full. He will be sadly missed by Judy (Landing) and Jayne. More will follow next week to honour our friend.