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- April 13th, Easter Monday 6.30pm—Devonport H3—This week’s r*n set by Guardie from the Forth Recreation Ground. Bring $10, Hub,odd socks, Hot Cross Spicy Bunnies, fluffy bottom, “Life of Brian” DVD,and extra drinks if you are a pisshead. Daylight savings now finished, so don’t forget your torch!!!!
- April 20th, Monday—H5 AGPU@ the Philip Smith Centre, 2 Edward Street, Glebe.
- May 1st-3rd, 2009, Fri-Sun — Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns registrations now $350 Get off your arse and register if you are cumming. Some vacancies left for the Hamersley men’s lunch at an over-inflated price. If you are attending, don’t forget to order your Tassie 2011 bid shirt from Dini by April14th
- May 23rd, Saturday—”Bone Idol”, a karaoke quasi-spectacular for the Burnie Hash AGPU, this year live on stage at Ratchet and Knickers’ place, 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler. Campers welcome, soundproof canvas recommended. See in the new Cummittee to the tunes of “Red, Red Whine” and “Twist in my Sobriety”. Get out your best big hair.
- June 6-8th, 2009—The Highland Fling @ Great Lake Hotel, Miena. Ochaye.. Genuine Hash Hunting Kilts now selling @ Hashspace
- June 21st, 2009—Burnie Hash House Harriers 1000th R*n— it’s bound to be a long night…
- July 25-26th 2009—Burnie HHH Waratah Wild West Weekend
- August 15-16, 2009—Devonport H3 Tour de Pisse @TBA
- September 9th, 2009—Global Harriettes R*n @ various locations
- October 17th-18th, 2009—Burnie Hash’s Burnie Ten weekend.\
- July 1-4, 2010—Sarawak Rainforest Interhash @ Kuching, Borneo.
And don't forget: 'Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any'.
ed. But it is amazing/excruciating how long you can hold your breath and still live...