Run 1854

 Hare/s                          : None

Where                          :  Reg Hope BBQ Park opposite Argosy Big Bargain Bottle Shop, East Devonport

 When                          :  Monday 2nd January 6.30 for 6.45 start 

What                            : Run Dawdle the Victoria Bridge and return in a clockwise circuitous direction. Runners Twice ~ walkers once. Trail will be set with invisible flour.

                                            There will be no winners, but the hashers who finish with the most other hashers behind them will get a (sur)prize.

                                            Weather permitting there will be a sausage sizzle on~on. (sausages, bread and sauce). If you would like something else, bring it!! Also BYO drinks. Bottle shop opposite.

                                      If the weather turns chook, I will communicate with those that indicate “Y” to your Sunday Text.

Note/s                         :   Cost - Nil

 

GV

                                      

Upcoming Runs

 

09/01                Crow from Oz Rock. Wet T/Shirt Run.

16/01                Flasher from TBA

23/01                Knickers and Ratchet from Port Sorell  TBC

30/01                Cheese Birthday Bash from TBA.      

06/02                     Foghorn TBC

13/02                Maggie from TBA

20/02               Poxy from 808 South Road, Penguin

 

 

 

On ~ On ~ More ~ On

 

New Year wish .... As we slide down the banister of 2017 may the splinters be pointed in the direction of our travel.

 

Overdose hoping her beach shack is waterproof...

Was advertised as having magnificent views, low maintenance, easy care care garden, timber construction, only minutes walk from facilities and public transport,... Looked great on the internet....

Run No 1821:

...... the night was dark and stormy as we gathered at Otto’s Grot,     (see note 1)

‘twas remarked that we would be better off, snuggled in the cot.

But alas, the stout and hearty gathered for the fray,

‘cos we all knew it was ....  the second day of May.

Some notes we had to read to tell us where to go,

Which hasher called the hare, a useless so and so?                          (see note 2)

Dint did his own hash which caused us great concern,

Tracka tripped over a chain

But really when all was said and done, the night was not so drab,

We were all indebted for the munificence of Crab.

FC did his usuals and down-downs did abound,

Tracka won the hub for bouncing off the ground.

Note 1:  the wind blew the “to” off the end of Grotto.

Note 2: the original text incorporated the word “blunt” but your scribe couldn’t find a word to rhyme with this!

On~On.

Next Week’s Run No 1822:  
(Koff’s Bald Headed Bash ~see donation details below)

Hare/s Apparent:     Koff and Dint

When:                Monday 9^th May @ 6.30 for 6.45 take-off

Where:               Palace d’Agatyn, Church St., East Devonport

Bring:               Torch and warm clothing 

Receding Hareline: 

Run 1823. 16^th May ~ Guardsvan from 103 William St, Forth   

Run 1824   23^rd May ~ T/BA 

Note: Those hashers wishing to contribute to Koff’s Cause may donate by direct bank transfer to:- 

Account Name: Devonport Child Centres Inc

BSB:                633-000

Account No:     139045926

Reference:       Fiona D   

Quote for the week:

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

Run No 1819

What a night! What a dog fight! Something to Crow about! A “relatively” short run and walk preceded the shenanigans of Crows 50^th. A gourmet feast of Crowing variety and proportion was laid before the assembled mass including the not often sighted Nez, Noddi Bob and Yep. Good to see them! We also welcomed new hasher Steam Shovel. A product of our hosts! Maybe we will be seeing more of Yep?

FC orchestrated his usual fine lippery, and the hub was “awarded” to Cistern for having kneeling pads on his knees.

Thank you Soff, Landing and Steam Shovel for your organisation and presentation.

Next Week’s Run No 1820:

Hare/s Apparent:  Guardsvan

When:             Monday 25^th  April @ 6.30 for 6.45 take-off

Where:            Don Railway Car Park

On On:            By Killer at The Chapel

What:             “Remembrance” Hash

Bring:            Torch and warm clothing 

Being Anzac Day Night it is timely that we remember:-

Our Anzacs;

Others that have died in the service of their community;

The 20^th Anniversary of our Devonport to Dover Tasmanian Trail Ride;

The Port Arthur Massacre;

Our hashers who have joined Sky Hash:- Erection, Licorice, Pheels on Wheels, Mattress and ‘ere. 

LEST WE FORGET.

Receding Hareline:

Run 1821: 2^nd May   ~   Crab from T/B/A

Run 1822: 9^th May ~ Koff’s Bald Headed Bash from T/B/A 

Note: Those hashers wishing to contribute to Koff’s Cause may donate be direct bank transfer to:-

Account Name: Devonport Child Centres Inc

BSB:                633-000

Account No:     139045926

Reference:       Fiona D           

Quote for the week:

Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

Run No 1818:

Starting from the Penguin Boat Ramp 18 ‘appy ‘ashers chased Cheese around the parks and streets of Penguin. Thankfully we didn’t catch him (well maybe Thrust did!) 

The walkers wandered while the runners waited for their return whilst admiring Cheese’s new addition to his stable of automobiles. It even has a spare engine in the back!

The on-on was at Pioneer’s place with roast in rolls followed by a delicious variety of carbohydrates and sugar.

Lower-lip Cheese was the master of ceremonies as down downs were dispensed to all the unwary. Tinsel demanded Flasher conduct the raffle which he did with aplomb. (or was it agrape?)

Koff announced she was shaving off her hair in aid of a work colleague suffering from cancer. Hashers were invited to sponsor her efforts, Details of how sponsorship can be made will be advised when someone can make sense of it.

GV won The Hub for having succumb to an unfortunate incident involving a bicycle and a fence.

Thank you Bastard and Pioneer for your hospitality.

Next Week’s Run No 1819:

Hare’s Apparent: Soff and Landing

When:            Monday 18^th April @ 6.30 for 6.45 take-off

Where:           49 Esplanade, Turners Beach

Bring:           Torch and warm clothing

Receding Hareline:

Run 1820: 25^th April ~ Guardsvan and Killer from Don Railway

Run 1821: 2^nd May    ~ Crab from T/B/A

Run 1822: 9^th May    ~ Koff’s Bald Headed Bash from T/B/A

Quote for the week:

The best thing about the future is that it doesn’t start until tomorrow.