Run No 1819

What a night! What a dog fight! Something to Crow about! A “relatively” short run and walk preceded the shenanigans of Crows 50^th. A gourmet feast of Crowing variety and proportion was laid before the assembled mass including the not often sighted Nez, Noddi Bob and Yep. Good to see them! We also welcomed new hasher Steam Shovel. A product of our hosts! Maybe we will be seeing more of Yep?

FC orchestrated his usual fine lippery, and the hub was “awarded” to Cistern for having kneeling pads on his knees.

Thank you Soff, Landing and Steam Shovel for your organisation and presentation.

Next Week’s Run No 1820:

Hare/s Apparent:  Guardsvan

When:             Monday 25^th  April @ 6.30 for 6.45 take-off

Where:            Don Railway Car Park

On On:            By Killer at The Chapel

What:             “Remembrance” Hash

Bring:            Torch and warm clothing 

Being Anzac Day Night it is timely that we remember:-

Our Anzacs;

Others that have died in the service of their community;

The 20^th Anniversary of our Devonport to Dover Tasmanian Trail Ride;

The Port Arthur Massacre;

Our hashers who have joined Sky Hash:- Erection, Licorice, Pheels on Wheels, Mattress and ‘ere. 

LEST WE FORGET.

Receding Hareline:

Run 1821: 2^nd May   ~   Crab from T/B/A

Run 1822: 9^th May ~ Koff’s Bald Headed Bash from T/B/A 

Note: Those hashers wishing to contribute to Koff’s Cause may donate be direct bank transfer to:-

Account Name: Devonport Child Centres Inc

BSB:                633-000

Account No:     139045926

Reference:       Fiona D           

Quote for the week:

Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

Run No 1818:

Starting from the Penguin Boat Ramp 18 ‘appy ‘ashers chased Cheese around the parks and streets of Penguin. Thankfully we didn’t catch him (well maybe Thrust did!) 

The walkers wandered while the runners waited for their return whilst admiring Cheese’s new addition to his stable of automobiles. It even has a spare engine in the back!

The on-on was at Pioneer’s place with roast in rolls followed by a delicious variety of carbohydrates and sugar.

Lower-lip Cheese was the master of ceremonies as down downs were dispensed to all the unwary. Tinsel demanded Flasher conduct the raffle which he did with aplomb. (or was it agrape?)

Koff announced she was shaving off her hair in aid of a work colleague suffering from cancer. Hashers were invited to sponsor her efforts, Details of how sponsorship can be made will be advised when someone can make sense of it.

GV won The Hub for having succumb to an unfortunate incident involving a bicycle and a fence.

Thank you Bastard and Pioneer for your hospitality.

Next Week’s Run No 1819:

Hare’s Apparent: Soff and Landing

When:            Monday 18^th April @ 6.30 for 6.45 take-off

Where:           49 Esplanade, Turners Beach

Bring:           Torch and warm clothing

Receding Hareline:

Run 1820: 25^th April ~ Guardsvan and Killer from Don Railway

Run 1821: 2^nd May    ~ Crab from T/B/A

Run 1822: 9^th May    ~ Koff’s Bald Headed Bash from T/B/A

Quote for the week:

The best thing about the future is that it doesn’t start until tomorrow.

Run No 1817

Tracka and Tinsel’s Hash at Bells Parade took the form of a power pole run. Extremely well set and we didn’t get lost. (We just didn’t know where we were!)

A convivial on-on at the BBQ Shelter was enjoyed and the usual tom-foolery ensued. Dint won The Hub for property stealing with Eweturn a close runner-up for nicking some poor baby’s toy gonk en-route,

Shame I hear you say!!

Thanks Tinsel and Tracka.

Next Week’s Run No 1818:

Hare’s Apparent:  Bastard and Pioneer

When:  Monday 11^th April @ 6.30 for 6.45 take-off

Where: Penguin Boat Ramp (Western end of Main St in town)

Bring: Torch and warm clothing

Receding Hareline:

Run 1819: 18^th April ~ Soff from T/B/A

Run 1820: 25^th April ~ Guardsvan from Dell Luck/Don Railway with On-On at Killer’s Cathedral (Remembrance Run). Providing GV & Killer remembers!

Run 1821: 2^nd May ~ Crab from T/B/A

Next Week’s Run No 1817

Next Week’s Run No 1817

Hare’s Apparent:  Tracka & Tinsel

When:  Monday 4^th April @ 6.30 for 6.45 take-off

Where: Bell’s Parade, Latrobe

Bring: Torch and warm clothing

Run No 1816

Fifteen Hashers gathered at Scurrah Street for a feisty foray.

(in the warmth of the gas heater we wanted to stay)

We trecked under the Underpass as quiet as mice

then along the highway for kilometres thrice.

Then up the banks and across a paddock,

(and for the on-on we didn’t have haddock.)

Poor Flasher got caught in an electric fence

and “flashes” ensued for some moments hence.

Eventually all returned to FC’s

for gourmet stew without any peas.

Rhubarb and apple topped with ice cream

was just what we needed to boost our esteem.

Down downs ensued and raffle won,

it was all over before it begun.

Crow has the hub for run 1817 –

if he don’t wear it he won’t go to heaven.

Thanks FC

Receding Hareline:

Run 1818:  11/04  Bastard TBA

Run 1819   18/04  Soff TBA

Run 1820   25/04  GV TBA

Trailmaster Dint is looking for Hares for May. Please consider.

Run 1814 Report

Due to the Basslink Cable being in a state of non-function Lantern had to re-route the Hash because of excess water flow in the Wilmot River. We therefore have something to thank Basslink for, because we didn’t get our shoes wet.

Lantern’s trail roughly followed the river downstream before heading for the hills. We gained altitude so quickly that Eagle’s nose bled and Overdose had to take big breaths. Then a sudden descent down a Mountain Bike Trail over ramps, jumps, logs, roots and sliding ironstone pebbles. To the delight of all the daring dashers the trail came out of the jungle to the smell of Lantern’s delectable delicacies roasting on the portable oven and a welcoming fire.

What a feast!! (Lantern is taking reservations for any upcoming hasher’s wedding reception catering)

Lip FC conducted his usual Lippery with Bastard being awarded The Hub for not wearing it. (I think). Tracka’s raffle held Hashers breathless while the lottery was  overseen by the duty government supervisors.

Thank you Lantern.

On On!!

Run No. 1815 - 28th March

Hare FC will be setting from 4 Scurrah St. Ulverstone. Usual start time of 6.30ish. No special instructions other than bring left over Easter Eggs!