The Joint Masters - after weeks of deliberation, consultation and procrastination - have declared that this year’s Burnie HHH AGPU will have TWO themes… Country AND Western!
Yee and Haw (aka Ringo and Urang) will be presenting the
Golden Gut-Arse Awards
on Saturday 14th April 2007 from the Tumworth c*untry music hall (otherwise known as the shed at the back of King Kommunications, North Terrace, Burnie)
The evening starts with R*n 888 starting at 6:30 from the car park at the (country and) western end of (C*unt and)
$25 will get you a three course meal, some grog*, a badge, (?)entertainment and the world-famous BH3 Anal Report
Money to Phay Ray or Dini by Sunday 1st April (that’s not an April Fool joke)
* hash bucket and some wine available - BYO drink of choice for a big night out