Devonport Hash House Harriers

February 25, 2013

Run tonight from FC's place on Stubbs Road!

In case you didn't see this paragraph on the Burnie Hash Cumminarway blog entry, here it is again:

'On a brighter note,.. next Devonport run is from FC's place on Stubbs Road up from Turners Beach.'

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February 20, 2013

BURNIE HHH 1200TH- Zodiac Run

9th March at Ringo's Aquarian Centre

Cum as your star sign
$20 For Run, Bucket and Piss Stop
BYO Booze, Meat and a Salad or Dessert
Registration 1pm for 2pm Start

February 19, 2013

Burnie Hash running from 7 Hamilton street in Latrobe this Sunday. Don't miss this quasi religious experience. Your priestess will be DT and she won't forgive or forget this Sunday if we don't make a show.

Bastard's run from the hole in the road was heinous, but exactly according to plan.

On a brighter note,.. next Devonport run is from FC's place on Stubbs Road up from Turners Beach.

February 17, 2013

Hole in Road

Next run on Monday 18 Feb: Bastard setting run from the Hole in the road, Dial Road Penguin, past motocross track... Be there!

February 7, 2013

Say Cheese

Cheese's Birthday run, which should've been run in our birthday suits, included a fair share of highway running, no petty short cuts or false trails or R/W complications. Topped off by a railway bridge crossing which was timed perfectly to have the train pass between the runners and the walkers crossing it. Pizza at his mum's place was flawless, fortunately, but I discovered his mum does not appreciate Down Down Beer Burps in her general direction.

Next run, Mon 11 Feb 630pm, set by BedPan from 11a Percey St in Devonport down the long driveway. Expect to get wet at the OnOn as the big bedpan will be full of warm water for us. Bring togs unless you plan to go in nude, oh, and the Swedish-made penis enlarger could come in handy. What say, you, we go out on the town and swing, baby? Yeah! ... Oh, hang on, these are Austin Powers quotes for the next para:

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Also, don't forget that GoneAgain is doing the Sheffield to Latrobe mountain bike ride next SUNDAY, 10 Feb. Meet with bicycles at Well's carpark in Latrobe at 10am. Should be a nice day. Bring some lunch/snacks along. <CLICK HERE> for more info or check the Facebook event <HERE>

OFFICE BEARERS

Grandmaster – Flasher Joint masters – Tracka & Tinsel Hash hops – Cheese Hash lip – Gyno Lower lip – Crow Hash cash – Bald Eagle Hash monk – Killer Rig raffle – Crow Hash Flash – Rumpole Hash web – Gone again On sec – Shagadelic Trailmasters – Maggie, Flasher Who needs a Hash Monk, haven't had one for years and the sun still shines...

And incidentally,....

1. HASH HOPS: This is unquestionably the most important position in the hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that the lifeblood of hashing is available at each and every hash event. He keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his car, cases of beer in his garage, and reliably returns the empty keg to get another full one for the next hash. While this might be a "pain in the ass" job, it's undoubtedly the most important one to the hash.

2. GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash officers, (s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below Beermeister, Hash Cash, Hash Mouth, Hash Flash, and On-Sec in real importance to the hash.

3. HASH HAWKER or HABERDASHER: This is a person who has a flair for fashion, a head for business (who said head?), and the showmanship of P.T. Barnum. (S)he's responsible for the design, procurement, warehousing, merchandising, and vending of items of apparel and various trinkets to the hash. Prior flea market or circus midway experience preferred.

4. HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to the On-Sec well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS the hare if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.

5. HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.

6. HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all embarrassing hash moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to bring a camera, film, take pictures, have them developed and put only the finest thereof into the sacred photo album.

7. HASH HARLOT: A trashy wench who has seen the dark side of hashing... and likes it! One with a lust for life who, revels in being the butt of the jester's ribald wit, the object of the songster's bawdy lyric, and the centrepiece of sensual repartee at all hash functions.

8. TRAIL MASTER or HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate wind instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Optional.

9. LIP : The hash mouth runs the official business at the On-On with an iron hand. (S)he must be loud, clear, passionate, articulate, humorous and possess an uncommon ability to think on his feet. It also helps if (s)he speaks English.

10. HASHIT KEEPER: This is arguably the most complicated position within the hash hierarchy. The responsibility surrounds custody of a large cardboard box (or entire house) filled with the flotsam and jetsam of past hashes. Precisely why this crap is retained is a mystery shrouded in the mythology of hashdom. However, the hashit itself rarely makes it to the hash, although the custodian is usually there himself. This reinforces the argument that remembering to bring the hashit is probably beyond the cognitive ability of your average hasher.

11. ON-SEC: This position is the masochist's dream. (S)he struggles with piles of paper, miles of computer wire, and might attempt to occasionally produce a Hound Directory or Hash Trash to keep the hash members somewhat informed. (S)he is the principal "outside" representative maintaining the Harrier.Net Worldwide WebSite, the hash membership data base. Boring stuff to say the least.

12. RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light (Bud light) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of Hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. (S)e is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.

13. SONGMEISTER: This is a hasher with no self-respect. (S)he never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion. His songs are risqué, lewd, and vulgar. The Songmeister speaks with other hashers and hashes to acquire songs to add to the hash hymnal. The mission is to explore new tunes and new celebrations. To boldly go where no Songmeister has gone before (pardon the split infinitive.)