July 11, 2013

Vogon Poetry in Hash

The night was dark and stormy, the toilet light was dim.
The hashers come a running, and Cistern he let them in.
Eleven brave souls hit the cold cold air,
Bedpan froze her tits off, not that anyone did care
The trail we did follow, up hills and down dale.
Every hasher had a story but no one told the tale.
One Mastercheck was well hidden,
found by Hashers Maggie and Crow no kiddin!
The HHH was never found,
A lonely arrow, and we were homeward bound
Though Citern claimed vandals took his markings away
We all knew it was him who fucked up this given day.
Sausages and burgers made up the feast,
Enough to feed the hordes and Cheese’s mighty beasts.
The rigged raffle went down well with Cistern taking home the swell.
Tandem took a fair share of loot, the rest of hashers got …. (nufffin!)
Maggie missed out,
So he was lucky without doubt.
Bastard, Cheese and Boner just want to forget,
They had enough, they are off to Phuket...

Next run (Mon 15 July 630pm) at Soff's place at Turners Beach, house numero 40 on the Esplanade.

Don't forget to train for the Tour de Pisse 2013 on at The OzRock Inn 1pm Saturday August 31! 

Road bicycle ride, walk, run or on the motorbike for a couple of hours with piss-stops. $50 includes shirt, fabulous rigged raffle (BYO trailer) and more junk fresh from Asia!

Book your accommodation early! Spread the word...

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