February 6, 2012
Dint's Bush in the City
Dint set us a r*n of many colours, a bit like the rainbow we saw at the end. Streets, river's edge, park, bush, gorse, mud, and a car park. Well, it was a car parked in the gorsey bush near some mud, and it wouldn't go no matter how hard we pushed it. Couldn't see the Jaguar badge on it, but pretty certain that's what it would be. Oil had all leaked out of it long ago. R*nners and wa*kers found the HHH, the pack split asunder, going home by more routes than a Bangkok sex tour.
Back at Koff's place, Dint lit a fire so toxic it made its own layer of dioxinous slag in the Mersey silt. Koff compensated more than adequately for the added pollutants by producing a vast spread of the healthiest, tastiest hash nosh in a decade. After many downs for the sinners, Cheese collected the Hub for Alzheimers. Maybe he'll remember to wear it next week. Dyke won a beautiful prize in the raffle, which Thrust immediately coveted for next week's red Dress R*n. At least she wouldn't have to tape anything down to make if fit properly. A very pleasant evening, with, for the record, hardly any rain. Never rains on a hash r*n.
Next week's offering will be set by Cheese from the Ulverstone Rowing Club, with the on afters at Harley Court. And don't forget LoonRhasH this Wednesday at 7pm from Otto's Grotto.
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