A whole page of writing taped to a post was all it took to get the pack away more or less on time, as they are speed-readers and there were no pictures. A walkers, r*nners and procrastinators trail was generously offered by Hare Guardsvan.
The trails circled the lizard, but the walkers found the HHH before they reached it. Pioneer accidentally followed the procrastinators trail and was later romantically rescued by Knight Sir Gallahad the Bastard.
Dint downed for a one-year old competitive injury and drank like he deserved it. Mabel delivered a very tidy lippery, and Guardy provided best gourmet sausages and caramelised onions served with bone-handled cutlery - a terribly classy outdoors in the quarry On On!
Winner of this week's most prized raffle collectible, Hand Job. Other less fortunate winners merely took home chocolates and bottles of port.
Next week's r*n is the annual Wet T-Shirt Water Pistol R*n from the Oz Rock Inn, Beach Road Ulverstone.
Bring: Weapons of Mass Delugion,
Harriettes - skimpy white T-shirts (no bra),
Hashers - thin white Calvin Kleins, no shirt. Oh, and a change of clothes.
On On Dini