November 29, 2016

Run 1851

 Hare/s                          : Bastard and Pioneer 

Where                          :  Montgomery Road, (off Ironcliffe Road, Penguin (old tip site area)

 When                          :  Monday 6th December. 6.30 for 6.45 start 

Note/s                         :   On On Whereabouts TBA on night


Upcoming Runs

05/12                Bastard & Pioneer – (see above)

12/12                Knickers and Ratchet from Isandula

19/12                Cheese. Christmas Hash – from TBA

26/12                No Hash

02/01                From Pub somewhere. TBA depending on numbers being greater than five

09/01                Crow from Oz Rock. Wet T/Shirt Run.

16/01                Flasher from TBA

23/01                Knickers and Ratchet from Port Sorell  TBC

30/01                Cheese Birthday Bash from TBA.      

06/02                     Foghorn TBC


On ~ On ~ More ~ On


November 24, 2016

Run No 1850:


 Hare/s                          : Guardsvan 


Where                          :  Porcupine Hill at end of Forthside Road (about 6ks from Forth Rd junction)


 When                          :  Monday 28th November. 6.30 for 6.45 start  


Note/s                         :  On~On will be bush BBQ on site. If rain threatens, it will be at Guardy’s



Upcoming Runs

05/12                Bastard - TBA

12/12                Knickers and Ratchet from Isandula

19/12                Cheese. Christmas Hash

26/12                No Hash


November 22, 2016

Overdose hoping her beach shack is waterproof...

Was advertised as having magnificent views, low maintenance, easy care care garden, timber construction, only minutes walk from facilities and public transport,... Looked great on the internet....

May 5, 2016

Run No 1821:

...... the night was dark and stormy as we gathered at Otto’s Grot,     (see note 1)
‘twas remarked that we would be better off, snuggled in the cot.
But alas, the stout and hearty gathered for the fray,
‘cos we all knew it was ....  the second day of May.
Some notes we had to read to tell us where to go,
Which hasher called the hare, a useless so and so?                          (see note 2)
Dint did his own hash which caused us great concern,
Tracka tripped over a chain
But really when all was said and done, the night was not so drab,
We were all indebted for the munificence of Crab.

FC did his usuals and down-downs did abound,
Tracka won the hub for bouncing off the ground.

Note 1:  the wind blew the “to” off the end of Grotto.
Note 2: the original text incorporated the word “blunt” but your scribe couldn’t find a word to rhyme with this!


Next Week’s Run No 1822:  
(Koff’s Bald Headed Bash ~see donation details below)

Hare/s Apparent:     Koff and Dint
When:                Monday 9th May @ 6.30 for 6.45 take-off

Where:               Palace d’Agatyn, Church St., East Devonport

Bring:               Torch and warm clothing 

Receding Hareline: 

Run 1823. 16th May ~ Guardsvan from 103 William St, Forth   
Run 1824   23rd May ~ T/BA 

Note: Those hashers wishing to contribute to Koff’s Cause may donate by direct bank transfer to:- 
Account Name: Devonport Child Centres Inc
BSB:                633-000
Account No:     139045926
Reference:       Fiona D   

Quote for the week:
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

April 21, 2016

Run No 1819

What a night! What a dog fight! Something to Crow about! A “relatively” short run and walk preceded the shenanigans of Crows 50th. A gourmet feast of Crowing variety and proportion was laid before the assembled mass including the not often sighted Nez, Noddi Bob and Yep. Good to see them! We also welcomed new hasher Steam Shovel. A product of our hosts! Maybe we will be seeing more of Yep?
FC orchestrated his usual fine lippery, and the hub was “awarded” to Cistern for having kneeling pads on his knees.

Thank you Soff, Landing and Steam Shovel for your organisation and presentation.

Next Week’s Run No 1820:

Hare/s Apparent:  Guardsvan
When:             Monday 25th  April @ 6.30 for 6.45 take-off
Where:            Don Railway Car Park
On On:            By Killer at The Chapel
What:             “Remembrance” Hash
Bring:            Torch and warm clothing 

Being Anzac Day Night it is timely that we remember:-

Our Anzacs;
Others that have died in the service of their community;
The 20th Anniversary of our Devonport to Dover Tasmanian Trail Ride;
The Port Arthur Massacre;
Our hashers who have joined Sky Hash:- Erection, Licorice, Pheels on Wheels, Mattress and ‘ere. 

Receding Hareline:
Run 1821: 2nd May   ~   Crab from T/B/A
Run 1822: 9th May ~ Koff’s Bald Headed Bash from T/B/A 

Note: Those hashers wishing to contribute to Koff’s Cause may donate be direct bank transfer to:-
Account Name: Devonport Child Centres Inc
BSB:                633-000
Account No:     139045926
Reference:       Fiona D           

Quote for the week:
Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

April 13, 2016

Run No 1818:

Starting from the Penguin Boat Ramp 18 ‘appy ‘ashers chased Cheese around the parks and streets of Penguin. Thankfully we didn’t catch him (well maybe Thrust did!) 

The walkers wandered while the runners waited for their return whilst admiring Cheese’s new addition to his stable of automobiles. It even has a spare engine in the back!

The on-on was at Pioneer’s place with roast in rolls followed by a delicious variety of carbohydrates and sugar.

Lower-lip Cheese was the master of ceremonies as down downs were dispensed to all the unwary. Tinsel demanded Flasher conduct the raffle which he did with aplomb. (or was it agrape?)

Koff announced she was shaving off her hair in aid of a work colleague suffering from cancer. Hashers were invited to sponsor her efforts, Details of how sponsorship can be made will be advised when someone can make sense of it.

GV won The Hub for having succumb to an unfortunate incident involving a bicycle and a fence.

Thank you Bastard and Pioneer for your hospitality.

Next Week’s Run No 1819:
Hare’s Apparent: Soff and Landing
When:            Monday 18th April @ 6.30 for 6.45 take-off
Where:           49 Esplanade, Turners Beach
Bring:           Torch and warm clothing

Receding Hareline:
Run 1820: 25th April ~ Guardsvan and Killer from Don Railway
Run 1821: 2nd May    ~ Crab from T/B/A
Run 1822: 9th May    ~ Koff’s Bald Headed Bash from T/B/A

Quote for the week:
The best thing about the future is that it doesn’t start until tomorrow.

April 7, 2016

Run No 1817

Tracka and Tinsel’s Hash at Bells Parade took the form of a power pole run. Extremely well set and we didn’t get lost. (We just didn’t know where we were!)

A convivial on-on at the BBQ Shelter was enjoyed and the usual tom-foolery ensued. Dint won The Hub for property stealing with Eweturn a close runner-up for nicking some poor baby’s toy gonk en-route,
Shame I hear you say!!

Thanks Tinsel and Tracka.

Next Week’s Run No 1818:
Hare’s Apparent:  Bastard and Pioneer
When:  Monday 11th April @ 6.30 for 6.45 take-off
Where: Penguin Boat Ramp (Western end of Main St in town)
Bring: Torch and warm clothing

Receding Hareline:
Run 1819: 18th April ~ Soff from T/B/A
Run 1820: 25th April ~ Guardsvan from Dell Luck/Don Railway with On-On at Killer’s Cathedral (Remembrance Run). Providing GV & Killer remembers!
Run 1821: 2nd May ~ Crab from T/B/A

March 30, 2016

Next Week’s Run No 1817

Next Week’s Run No 1817

Hare’s Apparent:  Tracka & Tinsel
When:  Monday 4th April @ 6.30 for 6.45 take-off
Where: Bell’s Parade, Latrobe
Bring: Torch and warm clothing

Run No 1816

Fifteen Hashers gathered at Scurrah Street for a feisty foray.
(in the warmth of the gas heater we wanted to stay)
We trecked under the Underpass as quiet as mice
then along the highway for kilometres thrice.
Then up the banks and across a paddock,
(and for the on-on we didn’t have haddock.)
Poor Flasher got caught in an electric fence
and “flashes” ensued for some moments hence.
Eventually all returned to FC’s
for gourmet stew without any peas.
Rhubarb and apple topped with ice cream
was just what we needed to boost our esteem.
Down downs ensued and raffle won,
it was all over before it begun.
Crow has the hub for run 1817 –
if he don’t wear it he won’t go to heaven.

Thanks FC

Receding Hareline:
Run 1818:  11/04  Bastard TBA
Run 1819   18/04  Soff TBA
Run 1820   25/04  GV TBA

Trailmaster Dint is looking for Hares for May. Please consider.

March 24, 2016

Run 1814 Report

Due to the Basslink Cable being in a state of non-function Lantern had to re-route the Hash because of excess water flow in the Wilmot River. We therefore have something to thank Basslink for, because we didn’t get our shoes wet.

Lantern’s trail roughly followed the river downstream before heading for the hills. We gained altitude so quickly that Eagle’s nose bled and Overdose had to take big breaths. Then a sudden descent down a Mountain Bike Trail over ramps, jumps, logs, roots and sliding ironstone pebbles. To the delight of all the daring dashers the trail came out of the jungle to the smell of Lantern’s delectable delicacies roasting on the portable oven and a welcoming fire.

What a feast!! (Lantern is taking reservations for any upcoming hasher’s wedding reception catering)

Lip FC conducted his usual Lippery with Bastard being awarded The Hub for not wearing it. (I think). Tracka’s raffle held Hashers breathless while the lottery was  overseen by the duty government supervisors.

Thank you Lantern.

On On!!

Run No. 1815 - 28th March

Hare FC will be setting from 4 Scurrah St. Ulverstone. Usual start time of 6.30ish. No special instructions other than bring left over Easter Eggs!

March 17, 2016

Run No 1814:

Monday 21 March @ 6.30 - bring a change of shoes and a torch, just in case.

Lantern is taking us back to Paloona Dam Road again. Hopefully he will have better weather and won't get his trail washed away minutes after setting it.

Same place as last week, about 1km up the Paloona Dam Road. On-On will be back at Lantern's place. If the weather is horrible again, just go straight to Lantern's.

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