Devonport Hash

August 16, 2017

RUN 1867

Hare/s : Soff & Landing

Where : From 48 Esplanade Turners Beach

When : Monday 21^st August , 6.30 for 6.45 start :

Cost : $15 includes raffle

On~On : at Landing’s Place

July 19, 2017

RUN 1863

Hare/s : Bald Eagle

Where : At Eagle’s Place, David St., East Devonport

When : Monday 24^th July , 6.30 for 6.45 start :

Cost : $15 includes raffle

On~On : at Nest’s Place

July 18, 2017

Re: Run 1862

Hi all,

You might get some enjoyment from listening to the attached audio, broadcast on 7AD and 7BU yesterday, July 17.

On On,

Dint

July 17, 2017

RE: Run 1862

Hello Guardy & Gaye,

Nice to catch up tonight – have a great trip to Pajinka (Tip) tomorrow and the rest of your journey.

Regards,

Graeme Gillam

P (03) 6428 2612
M 0439 065 044

E Malligg@bigpond.com

4 Scurrah Street

Ulverstone TAS 7315

190 Stubbs Road

Turners Beach TAS 7315

From: Malcolm Murray [mailto:mmurray@tassie.net.au]
Sent: Tuesday, 11 July 2017 7:25 PM
To: 'Bald Eagle'; 'Bastard'; 'Bedpan'; 'BJ'; 'Black Tracka'; 'Boner'; 'Cheese'; Cistern; 'Crab'; 'Crow'; 'Dint '; 'DT'; 'Eweturn'; 'Fanny May'; 'FC'; 'Flasher'; 'Foghorn'; 'Gone Again'; 'Guardsvan'; 'Highbeam'; 'Killer'; 'Koff'; 'Lantern'; 'Overdose'; 'Pioneer'; 'Poxy & PB'; 'Ratchet and Knickers'; 'Soff'; 'Super Sal and Ringer'; 'Synchro'; 'Thrust'; 'Tinsel'; 'Tripletop'; 'Unfazed'
Cc: trash2@dhash.com
Subject: Run 1862

Hare/s : Bastard

Where : Meet at the Sulphur Creek boat ramp car park opposite the shop

When : Monday 17th July , 6.30 for 6.45 start :

Cost : $15 includes raffle

On~On : at Pioneer & Bastard’s place

Upcoming Runs

24/07 Bald Eagle

July 11, 2017

Run 1862

Hare/s : Bastard

Where : Meet at the Sulphur Creek boat ramp car park opposite the shop

When : Monday 17th July , 6.30 for 6.45 start :

Cost : $15 includes raffle

On~On : at Pioneer & Bastard’s place

Upcoming Runs

24/07 Bald Eagle

July 5, 2017

Re: RUN 1881

Sorry, I can't make it. overseas

On 5 Jul. 2017 2:59 pm, "Malcolm Murray" <mmurray@tassie.net.au> wrote:

Hare/s                          : Yep
Where                          : Yep's Place, Mission Hill Rd. Penguin
When                           : Monday 10th July , 6.30 for 6.45 start                      :
Cost                            : $15 includes raffle
On~On                        : at Yep's place

GV

Upcoming Runs
17/07 Bastard
24/07 Bald Eagle

RUN 1881

Hare/s : Yep

Where : Yep’s Place, Mission Hill Rd. Penguin

When : Monday 10th July , 6.30 for 6.45 start :

Cost : $15 includes raffle

On~On : at Yep’s place

Upcoming Runs

17/07 Bastard

24/07 Bald Eagle

June 27, 2017

RUN 1880

Hare/s : Tracka

Where : Railway Supermarket Valley Road, Devonport

When : Monday 3^rd July , 6.30 for 6.45 start :

Cost : BYO

On~On : at pub to be advised at run.

Upcoming Runs

10/07 Yep

17/07 Bastard

24/07 Bald Eagle

June 20, 2017

RUN 1879

Hare/s : Cheese

Where : Coles Car Park, Ulverstone. (Make sure you get the right one!)

When : Monday 26^thJune , 6.30 for 6.45 start :

Cost : $15 includes raffle

On~On : at Red Grasshopper

Upcoming Runs

03/07 Tracka – could you let me know where from

10/07 Yep

17/07 Bastard

24/07 Bald Eagle

June 13, 2017

Re: RUN 1878

Sorry, I can't make it.

On 13 Jun. 2017 8:29 pm, "Malcolm Murray" <mmurray@tassie.net.au> wrote:

Hare/s:                         : Maggie
Where                          : Oz Rock Inn, Ulverstone
When                           : Monday 19^thJune , 6.30 for 6.45 start                      :
Cost                            : $15 includes raffle

GV

Upcoming Runs
26/06 Cheese from Coles Car Park with On~On at Red Grasshopper
03/07 Tracka
10/07 Yep
17/07 Bastard
24/07 Bald Eagle

OFFICE BEARERS 2017

Grandmaster - Cheese
Joint Masters - Guardy & Soff
TrailMaster - Guardy, Cistern, etc
Walkers Trailmaster - Tinsel, Uturn
Hash Hops - Cheese
Hash Cash - Bastard
Hash Stats - Tracka
Hash Lip - Cheese, Dint, etc
Hash Flash - GA
Hash Hawker - Flasher
Beer Bitch - Pioneer, etc
Hash Scribe - Tracka & Tinsel
Hash Texta - GV

and remaining from last year...

Hash Shitorian - Tracka,
Hash Monk - Cheeze,
Hash Marriage Guidance Councillor - T.T.

Incidentally,....

1. HASH HOPS: This is unquestionably the most important position in the hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that the lifeblood of hashing is available at each and every hash event. He keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his car, cases of beer in his garage, and reliably returns the empty keg to get another full one for the next hash. While this might be a "pain in the ass" job, it's undoubtedly the most important one to the hash.

2. GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash officers, (s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below Beermeister, Hash Cash, Hash Mouth, Hash Flash, and On-Sec in real importance to the hash.

3. HASH HAWKER or HABERDASHER: This is a person who has a flair for fashion, a head for business (who said head?), and the showmanship of P.T. Barnum. (S)he's responsible for the design, procurement, warehousing, merchandising, and vending of items of apparel and various trinkets to the hash. Prior flea market or circus midway experience preferred.

4. HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to the On-Sec well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS the hare if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.

5. HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.

6. HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all embarrassing hash moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to bring a camera, film, take pictures, have them developed, and put only the finest thereof into the sacred photo album.

7. HASH HARLOT: A trashy wench who has seen the dark side of hashing... and likes it! One with a lust for life who, revels in being the butt of the jester's ribald wit, the object of the songster's bawdy lyric, and the centerpiece of sensual repartee at all hash functions.

8. TRAIL MASTER or HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate wind instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Optional.

9. LIP : The hash mouth runs the official business at the On-On with an iron hand. (S)he must be loud, clear, passionate, articulate, humorous and possess an uncommon ability to think on his feet. It also helps if (s)he speaks English.

10. HASHIT KEEPER: This is arguably the most complicated position within the hash hierarchy. The responsibility surrounds custody of a large cardboard box (or entire house) filled with the flotsam and jetsam of past hashes. Precisely why this crap is retained is a mystery shrouded in the mythology of hashdom. However, the hashit itself rarely makes it to the hash, although the custodian is usually there himself. This reinforces the argument that remembering to bring the hashit is probably beyond the cognitive ability of your average hasher.

11. ON-SEC: This position is the masochist's dream. (S)he struggles with piles of paper, miles of computer wire, and might attempt to occasionally produce a Hound Directory or Hash Trash to keep the hash members somewhat informed. (S)he is the principal "outside" representative maintaining the Harrier.Net Worldwide WebSite, the hash membership data base. Boring stuff to say the least.

12. RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light (Bud light) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of Hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. (S)e is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.

13. SONGMEISTER: This is a hasher with no self-respect. (S)he never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion. His songs are risqué, lewd, and vulgar. The Songmeister speaks with other hashers and hashes to acquire songs to add to the hash hymnal. The mission is to explore new tunes and new celebrations. To boldly go where no Songmeister has gone before (pardon the split infinitive.)

August 16, 2017

RUN 1867

July 19, 2017

RUN 1863

July 18, 2017

Re: Run 1862

July 17, 2017

RE: Run 1862

July 11, 2017

Run 1862

July 5, 2017

Re: RUN 1881

RUN 1881

June 27, 2017

RUN 1880

June 20, 2017

RUN 1879

June 13, 2017

Re: RUN 1878

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