Devonport Hash House Harriers

August 14, 2018

Re: RUN 1936

Yeah sorry, cant make it either as my syphilis has flared up again, plus I think I'm pregnant.... bummer as I was just going to 'come out' at the next run,...

Anyways, please don't tell anyone about my AIDS test as I'm sure it's only a little bit positive.

Onon

On Tue, 14 Aug 2018, 16:59 Howard Smith, <cradlecoasttours@gmail.com> wrote:

Sorry, I can't make it. returning later in Sept. hopefully Shagga D

On Tue, 14 Aug 2018 at 16:55, K Andrews <kand1969@gmail.com> wrote:
Hare/s                          : Tinsel
Where                          : Netball courts car park, Bay Dr (tip rd) Spreyton.
When                           : Monday 20^th August 2018, 6.30 for 6.45 start
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            : A TORCH
Notes:                         : OnOn 71 Tarleton Rd, Tarleton

Receding Hareline:
Run 1937 – 27/08 – Bald Eagle from TBA
Run 1938 – 3/09 – Shagadelic from TBA
Run 1939 – 10/9 – Lantern from TBA
Run 1940 – 17/9 – Koff from TBA
Run 1941 – 24/9 - Crow from TBA (Brownlow)
Run 1942 – 1/10 – Gone Again TBA
Run 1943 – 8/10 – Mudguard TBA

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.
Thanks,
Shagadelic

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Re: RUN 1936

Sorry, I can't make it. returning later in Sept. hopefully Shagga D

On Tue, 14 Aug 2018 at 16:55, K Andrews <kand1969@gmail.com> wrote:

Hare/s                          : Tinsel
Where                          : Netball courts car park, Bay Dr (tip rd) Spreyton.
When                           : Monday 20^th August 2018, 6.30 for 6.45 start
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            : A TORCH
Notes:                         : OnOn 71 Tarleton Rd, Tarleton

Receding Hareline:
Run 1937 – 27/08 – Bald Eagle from TBA
Run 1938 – 3/09 – Shagadelic from TBA
Run 1939 – 10/9 – Lantern from TBA
Run 1940 – 17/9 – Koff from TBA
Run 1941 – 24/9 - Crow from TBA (Brownlow)
Run 1942 – 1/10 – Gone Again TBA
Run 1943 – 8/10 – Mudguard TBA

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.
Thanks,
Shagadelic

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RE: RUN 1936

Hare/s : Tinsel

Where : Netball courts car park, Bay Dr (tip rd) Spreyton.

When : Monday 20^th August 2018, 6.30 for 6.45 start

Cost : $15

Bring : A TORCH

Notes: : OnOn 71 Tarleton Rd, Tarleton

Receding Hareline:

Run 1937 – 27/08 – Bald Eagle from TBA

Run 1938 – 3/09 – Shagadelic from TBA

Run 1939 – 10/9 – Lantern from TBA

Run 1940 – 17/9 – Koff from TBA

Run 1941 – 24/9 - Crow from TBA (Brownlow)

Run 1942 – 1/10 – Gone Again TBA

Run 1943 – 8/10 – Mudguard TBA

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks,

Shagadelic

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RUN 1936

Hare/s : Tinsel

Where : Netball courts car park, Bay Dr (tip rd) Spreyton.

When : Monday 13^th August 2018, 6.30 for 6.45 start

Cost : $15

Bring : A TORCH

Notes: : OnOn 71 Tarleton Rd, Tarleton

Receding Hareline:

Run 1937 – 27/08 – Bald Eagle from TBA

Run 1938 – 3/09 – Shagadelic from TBA

Run 1939 – 10/9 – Lantern from TBA

Run 1940 – 17/9 – Koff from TBA

Run 1941 – 24/9 - Crow from TBA (Brownlow)

Run 1942 – 1/10 – Gone Again TBA

Run 1943 – 8/10 – Mudguard TBA

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks,

Shagadelic

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August 3, 2018

Re: Run 1934

Sorry, I can't make it.

On Fri, 3 Aug. 2018, 17:26 Karen, <kand1969@gmail.com> wrote:

Hare: ratchet
Where: end of bitumen isandula Rd, Gawler (r/h side)
Monday 6 August, 6.30 for 6.45pm
A torch is essential
Onon at ratchet's

Shagadelic

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Run 1934

Hare: ratchet
Where: end of bitumen isandula Rd, Gawler (r/h side)
Monday 6 August, 6.30 for 6.45pm
A torch is essential
Onon at ratchet's

Shagadelic

Sent from Karen's iPhone

July 26, 2018

RUN 1933

Hare/s : Cheese

Where : Meet at bottom of Coles Carpark near McDonalds, Ulv.

When : Monday 30th July, 6.30 for 6.45 start

Cost : $15

Bring : A TORCH

Notes: : OnOn @ Cheese's, 33 Amherst St, Ulv

Receding Hareline:

Run 1934 - 06/08 - Pioneer – from T/B/A

Run 1935 - 13/08 – Bald Eagle – from T/B/A

Run 1936 - 20/08 – Tinsel from T/B/A

Run 1937 – 27/08 – Mudguard from TBA

Run 1938 – 3/09 – Shagadelic from TBA

Run 1939 – 10/9 – Guardsvan from TBA

Run 1940 – 17/9 – Koff from TBA

Run 1941 – 24/9 - Crab from TBA

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks,

Shagadelic

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July 21, 2018

RUN 1933

Hare/s                          : Crow
Where                          : Oz Rock Inn Ulverstone
When                           : Monday 23 July, 6.30 for 6.45 start
Cost                            : $15
Bring                            : A torch!!
Notes:                         : Nil

Receding Hareline:
Run 1934 - 30/07 - Pioneer – from T/B/A
Run 1935 - 06/08 - Tbc from T/B/A
Run 1936 - 13/08 – Shagadelic from T/B/A
Run 1937 - 20/08 – tinsel from T/B/A

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks,
Shagadellic

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July 10, 2018

RUN 1931

Hare/s : Bastard

Where : Heybridge Chopping Arena (Blythe Heads)

OnOn at Bastard's, Penguin

When : Monday 16th July, 6.30 for 6.45 start

Cost : $15

Bring : MUST HAVE A WORKING TORCH!!

Notes: : Address to TBA

Receding Hareline:

Run 1932 – 23/07 - Crow – from T/B/A

Run 1933 - 30/07 - Cheese – from T/B/A

Run 1934 - 06/08 - Pioneer – from T/B/A

Run 1935 - 13/08 - Koff – from T/B/A

Run 1936 - 20/08 – Tinsel from T/B/A

Run 1937 – 27/08 – Mudguard from TBA

Run 1938 – 3/09 – Shagadelic from TBA

Run 1939 – 10/9 – Guardsvan from TBA

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks,

Shagadelic

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July 6, 2018

RUN 1930

Hare/s : Tracka

Where : The Cherry Shed, Latrobe

OnOn at Tarleton Rd

When : Monday 9th July, 6.30 for 6.45 start

Cost : $15

Bring : A torch!!

Notes: : Nil

Receding Hareline:

Run 1931 - 16/07 – Bastard from T/B/A

Run 1932 – 23/07 - Crow – from T/B/A

Run 1933 - 30/07 - Cheese – from T/B/A

Run 1934 - 06/08 - Pioneer – from T/B/A

Run 1935 - 13/08 - Koff – from T/B/A

Run 1936 - 20/08 – Tinsel from T/B/A

Run 1937 – 27/08 – Mudguard from TBA

Run 1938 – 3/09 – Shagadelic from TBA

IF THE ABOVE ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE DESIGNATED HASHER, PLEASE ARRANGE TO SWAP WITH SOMEONE AND LET ME KNOW.

Thanks,

Shagadelic

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OFFICE BEARERS 2017-18

DH3 Committee 2017/18

Grandmaster - Crab

Joint Masters - Pioneer and Bastard

Trailmasters - Bald Eagle and Maggie

Walkers Trailmasters - Soff and Shagadellic

Hare Raiser- Guardy

Hash Hops - Cheese

Hash Cash - Tracka

Hash Stats - Tracka

Hash Lip - Crow and Soff

Hash Flash - Gone Again

Hash Hawker - Bastard

Beer Bitch - Tinsel

Hash Scribe - Tracka and Tinsel

Hash Texta - Guardy

Hash Monk - Cistern

Independent Hash Marriage Guidance Councilors - Koff

Wrigged Wraffle - Tracka

And incidentally,....

1. HASH HOPS: This is unquestionably the most important position in the hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that the lifeblood of hashing is available at each and every hash event. He keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his car, cases of beer in his garage, and reliably returns the empty keg to get another full one for the next hash. While this might be a "pain in the ass" job, it's undoubtedly the most important one to the hash.

2. GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash officers, (s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below Beermeister, Hash Cash, Hash Mouth, Hash Flash, and On-Sec in real importance to the hash.

3. HASH HAWKER or HABERDASHER: This is a person who has a flair for fashion, a head for business (who said head?), and the showmanship of P.T. Barnum. (S)he's responsible for the design, procurement, warehousing, merchandising, and vending of items of apparel and various trinkets to the hash. Prior flea market or circus midway experience preferred.

4. HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to the On-Sec well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS the hare if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.

5. HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.

6. HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all embarrassing hash moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to bring a camera, film, take pictures, have them developed, and put only the finest thereof into the sacred photo album.

7. HASH HARLOT: A trashy wench who has seen the dark side of hashing... and likes it! One with a lust for life who, revels in being the butt of the jester's ribald wit, the object of the songster's bawdy lyric, and the centerpiece of sensual repartee at all hash functions.

8. TRAIL MASTER or HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate wind instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Optional.

9. LIP : The hash mouth runs the official business at the On-On with an iron hand. (S)he must be loud, clear, passionate, articulate, humorous and possess an uncommon ability to think on his feet. It also helps if (s)he speaks English.

10. HASHIT KEEPER: This is arguably the most complicated position within the hash hierarchy. The responsibility surrounds custody of a large cardboard box (or entire house) filled with the flotsam and jetsam of past hashes. Precisely why this crap is retained is a mystery shrouded in the mythology of hashdom. However, the hashit itself rarely makes it to the hash, although the custodian is usually there himself. This reinforces the argument that remembering to bring the hashit is probably beyond the cognitive ability of your average hasher.

11. ON-SEC: This position is the masochist's dream. (S)he struggles with piles of paper, miles of computer wire, and might attempt to occasionally produce a Hound Directory or Hash Trash to keep the hash members somewhat informed. (S)he is the principal "outside" representative maintaining the Harrier.Net Worldwide WebSite, the hash membership data base. Boring stuff to say the least.

12. RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light (Bud light) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of Hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. (S)e is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.

13. SONGMEISTER: This is a hasher with no self-respect. (S)he never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion. His songs are risqué, lewd, and vulgar. The Songmeister speaks with other hashers and hashes to acquire songs to add to the hash hymnal. The mission is to explore new tunes and new celebrations. To boldly go where no Songmeister has gone before (pardon the split infinitive.)

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