November 29, 2013

Rigged Elections 2013

Only the hard core runners showed up, those brave enough to defend themselves from being coerced into office positions in the Hash Cummittee. These few brave Hashers were rewarded with a pleasant walk around the Bluff and treated to a special barbie compliments of Crow.

Then Crow was quick to announce all the new un-democratically chosen position, and as the new lip was Foghorn, who was probably named in anticipation of today's event, Foghorn could continue the lip for the evening. Foghorn took up the challenge and immediately picked on Cheese, who apparently never picked on Foghorn when he was lip in previous lives.

So no protests were received and everyone accepted their predicaments for the year. Details to be published later - when I get a list....

Flasher conducted a biased and rigged raffle, where Fanny May was lucky enough to win her own express mail parcel again.

Next week's run set by Tracker. Meet at the stand of pines on Native Plains Road (off Native Rocks Rd), 2-3kms outside of Railton, but before the bridge over the Mersey. On on at the covered BBQ are on Bell's Parade in Latrobe.
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November 21, 2013

25 NOVEMBER AGM.


Correction:

Crow is setting the run from the Devonport Surf Club BBQ area, park in the carpark next to the caravan park, behind the surf club, adjacent to the playground and perpendicular to that other little building... If you're still not sure, it is 2.5km from Rooke Street Mall, and Google Map directions are <here>.

Be there with a straight face at 630pm. If you are absent rest assured you will be elected for the worst positions.



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AGM cummin to SURFCLUB


Despite a rainy week the Hash Monk did a great job giving us a summery day to run Hash. GoneAgain enthusiastically laid trail with a 10kg flour supply on his electric bike, but not before burning the boogers and snags on the barbie. FannyMay hid the burned barbie remains in the oven as the pack took off on the 6.1km runners trail and the extended 5km walkers stroll.

FannyMay worked her magic with food and presented everything complete with chips, candies, salads, eggs, everything to make a good feed for the 20+ hungry hashers. Fabulous prizes were won in the raffle and especially FannyMay was pleased to have won the mystery Express Parcel Delivery with her Elf Suit in it, she could just imagine Dint accidentally winning it.

NEXT MONDAY 25 NOVEMBER IS OUR AGM. 

Crow is setting the run from the Devonport Surf Club BBQ area, park in the carpark next to the caravan park, behind the surf club, adjacent to the playground and perpendicular to that other little building... If you're still not sure, it is 2.5km from Rooke Street Mall, and Google Map directions are <here>.

Be there with a straight face at 630pm. If you are absent rest assured you will be elected for the worst positions.
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November 12, 2013

Kiss this

Boner set a fabulous run, his first ever and not a bad effort. Definitely beginners luck. Amazingly the rain kept at bay till we were safely stowed away under Boner's carport. He got a down down for his 22nd run (which was humbled by Debris's 44).



Boner whipped up a pretty good meal, which he managed to stretch to feed the dozen attendees. FannyMay was honoured with another pig-prize in the raffle; little miss piggy shoes this time. Bastard said he had good use for them and highjacked them. But his big prize for the night was his new favourite t-shirt (see pic above). 



Calendar thought Boner's firewood, in his carport, was a pretty good invitation to pee and did her best not to disappoint and live up to its canine reputation so as not to be confused with a rat/cat.

Next run at Fanny May's on 18 November, 630pm. Cloths optional run as per usual, and the nude run in her backyard is compulsory after deserts. GoneAgain is back in town, so expect a good feed. Address is 10 James Street Devonport and watch out for the dog.

OnOn----
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November 8, 2013

Maggie's Secret Men’s Business Shed

Maggie turned on a perfect night for a hash run, except for the runners and walkers trail and the food he prepared; but Dint enjoyed his one legged hobble and his tucker, enough to give Maggie a down down for being a good hare, cook and dish washer.

 

A polite crowd of about 15 turned up a Maggie’s “Secret Men’s Business Shed“ and set trail in the bush along the pathways, along the beach and to a secret church meeting place by the sea. Cheese pretended to be Jesus, stuck on the cross, Thrust said her ex husband had found God, but Garry Ablett was not around when I wanted to find him.

Some of the younger hashers, Eagle and Co set off on the runners trail looking for the HHH , but some of the old farts hashed home along the beach, only to find a creek , and bang there goes dry socks and shoes for the night.

No new hashers turned up , but old hashers in Super Sal and Ringer came, in-between Super Sal’s celebrity media photoshop sessions and their global boat buying excursion. It was good to see Super Sal weighted down with all her medals, she won at the “Gay Games” in Sydney. If she won anymore medals, the Spirit of Tasmania could have used her as a anchor.

No great nominations were called. But Dint did pull a few from his hairy arse and give Flasher a couple for being a “great “ bloke and the hub for being a C#nt. Still time to get your name to Eagle for the great position as GM. Strong people need to apply now, just to keep the riff-raff under control.

Next weeks run is at Boner’s house , 2a Tucker St . Ulverstone - near Crows place . Please eat before you hash , as Boner is a shithouse cook. Map here: http://goo.gl/maps/cRbq7 

On On Flasher

November 1, 2013



DEVONPORT HASH RUN/WALK/DAWDLE


WHEN:     Monday, 4th November, 2013

WHERE:   Maggie's, Crosby Street, Turners Beach

TIME:        6.30ish

ONON:      Hope so

RAFFLE:   Yes Please

OnOn FM  "VIA FLASHER"  Therefore no responsibility taken, correct at time of printing!!!!!!




Dint’s Pink Bits Run

When the night turned black, the hashers did their best, to make everything turn Pink. Our yearly Pink Cancer Run was run, somewhere between Latrobe and Railton, in the bush and a long way from home if you happen to get lost ( cheese). The last time we were here Eagle was push over by Dint, he fell into a bog hole, broke his arm , nearly drowned and we had to get a 4wd to winch him out and then the helicopter took him to hospital .A court case is pending , so no further info on this matter , but lawyers are talking that big money is involved.
Special mention in dispatches for Ba*tard , who thought he was young again and ran the walkers trail . Maggie and Crow went on a false trail to the tip site, hoping to find a bargin, but only found left over food from the hot rod show. The On On was held at Dint’s place but Koff set the night off, with Pink bits everywhere, from pink potatoes, pink rice, lollies, deserts. Balloons, nipples , cat and herself. The raffle was all pink with all prizes worthy of winning, except for the 1st to 12th prizes. Dint won the leg opener Pink Starwine: he said he needed it so he can get Koff in the mood , to help celebrate both becoming “grandparents”.
They said the new babies hash name will be “Cums Too Quick” as Koff said the 9 months will come too quick, as I haven’t purchased any baby stuff yet.
Maggie is in charge of next week run. at his house in Turners Beach . Monday is a Pubic Hair Holiday, so no excuse to work , get along to watch Maggie burn the snags, boil the spuds dry and have a look in his shed for a garage sale bargin  

On On

Flasher

To the Left:-
Flasher's Pink
Bits 2012


To the Right:-
Maggie's Trusty
OnOn Shed


On On
FannyMay

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