September 30, 2013

ROUNDUP POXY'S RUN MONDAY 30/9/2013

The air was filled with impending Thunderstorms & a deluge of rain.  But no Poxy had "Roger" cast his spell & those in the know just felt iron in the air, "Fanny May put that poker down", ahum.
Fanny May arrived just in time to find the pack & packed departing, giving her advice on the trail she had seen in reverse from the Football Club.
Those misguided Hashers set off thinking that this being the easiest of runs, leaving Poxy, Albie, Roger & Fanny May to take care of the Hash Grub.  Fanny May never seeing the kitchen before "not unlike PB" set about cooking the spuds, slicing tomatoes & cutting onions.  Poxy wondering why Albie kept appearing in the kitchen, well he was ringing the door bell!!!!! Yeah I'm a sucker, just read FB! Oops there's that terrier again, who said bone!!!!!
The pack returned to Poxy's well cooked snags, burgers, tomatoes, onions, etc.  They tucked in as they do with as much grace as at a PIG trough! Hmmmm
Dint obviously still recovering from his "Who Didn't Become a Millionaire" was absent, leaving Cheese to do the slippery lippery.  
Those of us who didn't know the Hawthorn song before are still trying to forget, as every DownDown seemed to scull to the same anthem!!!!
The best ever rigged raffle came & went, wrigged as ever, "I didn't win a thing!"  Bald Eagle succumbed to Bedpan's wanting eyes & re-entered the Balinese Vase "Bong" for the ever lucky Bedpan 69er to win.  Birthday Fuck You's were sung for Thrust & Poxy, lucky for Pioneer & PB you were otherwise engaged!!!
Some thought the trail should go from Poxy's again next week as the flour "whatever" was ever noticed was still virginal. 
Triple Top & Thrust did BYO  MUFFIN'S, say no more!!!
Christmas Run is the talk for the next few weeks, 16th or 23rd December, have your say NOW!!!
23RD would be at Cheese's with Triple Top volunteering for the Spit Roast, "this is still over my head" !
As for Gardy, this gave another name for B&D!!!!
 NOTICE TRIPLE TOPS MUFFIN OOSING FROM HER ??? OVER GARDY'S SHOULDER!
ONON FM
 HASH RUN, MONDAY 7TH OCTOBER.

WHEN:     MONDAY, 7TH OCTOBER

TIME:        6.30ISH "DAYLIGHT SAVINGS"

WHERE:    FORTH RECREATION CENTRE
                   FEMALE TOILETS ??????
                   "Same venue as Christmas many 
                   moons ago - Opposite Pub"
                   
ONON:      HOPEFULLY BY THRUST AT SAID
                   VENUE!!!!!

PICK UP:   FANNY MAY NEEDED

Roundup from Poxy's Run 30th September:-
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September 29, 2013

RUN, MONDAY 30TH SEPTEMBER, 2013


WHEN:     Monday, 30th September!

WHERE:   Poxie's Batchelor Pad
                  2 Eugene Street, Devonport
                 
TIME:        6.30ISH

ONON:      Poxies

BYO:         
       

FLASHER'S ROUNDUP FROM CHEESE'S RUN

The football colours came out along with a large crowd , ready to cheer the player they picked from Dint’s wrigged Brownlow medal raffle. Tug and de Brie turned up for their annual run. Highbeam, Truck F*cker and Dip Tits arrived from their Northern Territory adventure.
The night started peacefully with a good pack at the gate of Cheese’s place , the dogs were on the leads, but Poxie had his mutt on the wrong lead and nearly scratched someone’s car to bits: a law suit has started, so no names can be mentioned.
Off they went , but very soon the walkers came back wanting to get into the hot food , before the runners arrived . Waiting for the Hot little Boys , Hot Pies and good old footy tucker to get warm , everyone enjoyed a cold ale , dint’s lippery and a very good wrigged waffle. Dint told everyone, to watch him on TV as he stars next to Fast Eddie and that Eddie said he has a face that would be suited for TV , Then Dint had to tell him they knocked him back for a spot on the Mole.
The older perverted hashers missed all of the food , as they were too busy watching the pretty young girls on the red carpet, dreaming of the day , that it could have been them there.
The count started , the cheers and the boo’s could be heard all over the place and soon as round 5 started and they knew  that the $2.00 they had invested , was gone.
The excitement continued all through the count, until the last vote , Garry had won , Maggie had won the money , but poor Maggie missed the lot , found sound asleep behind the couch .
The brownlow now done and dusted for another year , but we will still have to put up with Cheese , telling everyone how good the hawks are.

Next weeks run is at Poxie’s place . normal time 6.30ish.
No muffins as PB’s away , so BYO .

ON ON

Flasher


September 19, 2013

BROWNLOW NIGHT WITH CHEESE


DEVONPORT HASH RUN - BROWNLOW MEDAL COUNT


WHEN:     MONDAY, 23RD SEPTEMBER

TIME:       6.30ISH

WHERE:   CHEESE'S RESIDENCE, 
                   33 Amherst Street, West Ulverstone


ONON:      DITTO

THEME:    FOOTY FAVOURITE DRESS CODE


I did get the clubs right didn't I!!!

ONON FM

FLASHER'S ROUNDUP CALL FROM THE SEMI-ABSENT TRAIL SETTERER!!!

It all started out a rather pleasant Monday , then it started to rain . Flasher said , I am not setting trail in this , so as all intelligent hasher would do , set a paper trail.
While UFO slaved over a hot stove, preparing  the gourmet meal for the nights feast , Flasher went off to work and let her to do everything .  
The trail set out from Ottos Grotto, to the Big clock , then onto Furners Hotel Bottleshop to say hello to Flasher. On they ran as the walkers arrived at the bottlshop . The runners headed off to the new train bridge and the walkers were HHH back to UFO. The runners said no trains , but  the note said go back to the Bottleshop : this they did only to open another note to say go back to the clock. On arrival at the clock , dizzy from the backward and forward running , the final note said , go to OZ Rock Inn or wimp out and HHH home. All wimped out, and onto the UFO abode they drove. Ufo cooked up a storm for 20 odd hashers , only to find 9 hashers did the run . The party started when Flasher arrived home , only to see half of the group going home and the other half ready to party. Drinks were gathered from Flashers private collection , as Cheese , took all the grog with him when he departed. The TV was the entertainment when Crow suggested we watch Housos . Maggie went to sleep, Crow was still laughing and Soff wanted to know if some of them were hashers. Leftovers are on the menu , with Cheese booking in for a free lunch.
Next week’s run is from Cheese’s House. Dress up in your footy gear , bring money for the yearly Brownlow Medal count .  
On On
Flasher


September 16, 2013


STOP PRESS LOONYS CHANGE OF VENUE


SPECIAL HARVEST MOON LUNAR HASH

REMINDER - LUNAR HASH
WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL HARVEST MOON
WHEN:          19TH SEPTEMBER

WHERE:         MEET AT OLD 50's DINER - DELORAINE
                    
TIME:              7 PM

ONON:           OLD 50'S DINER

September 10, 2013

SPECIAL HARVEST MOON LUNAR HASH

REMINDER - LUNAR HASH
WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL HARVEST MOON
WHEN:          19TH SEPTEMBER

WHERE:         DELORAINE - MEET AT OLD TRAIN IN PLAYGROUND OPPOSITE
                             DELORAINE  HOTEL.
                   
TIME:              7 PM

ONON:           OLD 50'S DINER

HOW FLASHER SAW IT

MONDAY 9TH SEPTEMBER.


A small pack of 14 runners, walkers and slack bastards who just wanted to stay at the fire pot, arrived at FC’s and Ere’s place for their normal Monday night’s socializing . The fire pot was eventually started , with 2 litres of petrol and fire lighters used to get the wet wood going . The fire was well alight and hot , by the time everyone was about to go home , so at $1.70 per litre for petrol , FC was out of pocket from the start . No rain at the start of the run , but 5 minutes after everyone had left, it pissed down , so the walkers were back very quickly and the runners braved the thunder, lightning and rain to follow trail up and around the big hill , down into the city , through some bush , then back home for a very well cooked meal . The wrigged waffle again, had great Holiday items to be won , plenty of good hard earned money was spent buy the tickets , only to find they had won crap prizes, a anti smoking mask  and a very truthful t-shirt .Maggie again was lucky, and won his 88th set of beautiful beer glasses.

       Ah Boner & we thought you were "Noice" !!!                                     Crow's Anti-
                                                                                                                                       smoking mask!


Next weeks run will be set by Flasher , starting at Ottos Grotto Ulverstone at the normal time of 6.30 ish. The On On will be at UFO’s abode at 118 Upper Maud St Ulverstone.  The following weeks run will be Brownlow medal count night at Cheeses’s place . Get the old footy gear out , dress up in your favorite loosing or drug busted team . Bring money for the waffle and the Brown medal count .
On On
Flasher



THAT IS NEXT RUN:-


WHEN:     Monday, 16th September

TIME:        6.30ish

WHERE:   Ottos Grotto, Ulverstone

ONON:    Flasher/UFO's, 118 Upper Maud Street, Ulverstone.

In GoneAgain's Absence the Night Blind or "Blind Drunk" Fanny May is after a lift, ride, pickup, she's easy!

ON ON
FM

September 5, 2013

DEVONPORT HASH RUN




WHEN:          Monday, 9th September

WHERE:        Ear & FC's,  4 Scurrah St Ulverstone

TIME:             6.30ish

ONON:           YOU BETCHA !

This is a virginal running house, so don't forget the usual rules, that's correct !
FC is out of his hilly comfort area, we hope! Ear is an old hand at serving culinary delights, so we expect no less than her culinary bestest :)

OnOn
Fanny May

(Interim WebWanker whilst GoneAgain together with PB do their bit for/with/are pilgrims on the El Camino de Santiago de Compostella in Spain) OnOn GA & PB
LUNAR HASH
WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL HARVEST MOON
WHEN:          19TH SEPTEMBER

WHERE:         DELORAINE - MEET AT OLD TRAIN IN PLAYGROUND OPPOSITE
                             DELORAINE  HOTEL.
                     
TIME:              7 PM

ONON:           OLD 50'S DINER


OOPS I MEANT TO DOWNLOAD THE SPRING FULL MOON, DOWN DOWN !

ONON
FANNY MAY
(LOCUM WEB WANKER IN GONE AGAIN'S ABSENCE)
ONON GA & PB HAPPY & SAFE TREKKING ON THE EL CAMINO.


September 3, 2013

Cistern's Short Run

Cistern set a run which he considered short. If this is his concept of short he is obviously fitter than most of us! Kahlua and Milk and lotsa tucker.

Next run at FC and Ear: 4 Scurrah St Ulverstone ‎ 

September 1, 2013

Cistern's Blue Hash

GoneAgain's run at Fanny May's place was another great success, with a run around the beach to the Bluff and we saw The Spirit of Tasmania sailing out to sea. Fanny May's food was the worst ever in her opinion, but none of us noticed that it was not on par. Smiles all around.



Tour de Pisse 2013 was another huge success with plenty of superior paraphernalia to go around, good sunny weather,  and a good turn-up of around 40 keen runners. The OnOn at Boner's new place was much appreciated by us, and less so by his neighbours, the hotel patrons across the open-sewerage and the landlords who will one day find the empties on the roof.

Now, on to business. Once in a blue moon we have a second full moon in the month. So this week we have a what we shall refer to as a Blue Hash Run, as we are having the second Hash run for the week. Call it the Tour de Pisse recovery run if you have a problem with that: Cistern's place, Monday 2 September 630pm from Walton Street, Penguin (don't park on Mission Hill Road).
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