December 29, 2013

Dhash Xmas Run Pics



Well, its been another year. We survived somehow. Had a good turn up at Cheese's place where we were terrorised by a motley crew of alcoholics who arrived on Mad Max roughly welded together Unicycles with mostly flat tyres. They had no intentions of running/walking, and one of these weirdos was our very own occasional hasher Splonkar, in riot gear complete with fused on motorbike helmet.  Cheese himself was in butcher mode and was wildly swinging his electric knife around, keen to hit life flash. Christmas spirit prevailed everywhere, especially in bottles.


Food was great, with new potatoes, lots of meat, more meat and more meat and loads of deserts. No one had brought a salad and Dint didn't care. We did have a can of corn and some peas for the vegetarians!


Santa came and dropped off tons of cool pressies like faceless watches and stunt kites and we were all offered a go on (the) Bastard's lap - most refused.


A few poor sods were named, including Debris' young lover whom we called Shrapnel who proxied out her virginal down down as she was driving Debris home (on alleged L-plates). Cheese had somehow seduced his attractive neighbor Alison, whom we called Tasty. Cheese's brother also made a cameo appearance and was promptly christened Chalk - as opposed to Cheese appeared to have managed to score all the good family genes.


Bedpan handled the crowd admirably as lip, not spilling a drop of piss during the proceedings.


Tracka was a bit jealous of UFO getting Santa's attention, but got lucky himself later on in the evening.


Next run is at 630pm on Monday 6 January 2013 at the good ole Oz Rock Inn (in Ulverstone in case you were confused) where we have the annual war against the happy campers in adjoining campsites. Bring your biggest and bestest water guns and Hasherettes are encourage to bring their thinnest t-shirts (if you really have to wear one at all).  
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December 24, 2013

RECEDING HARELINE JANUARY 2014


6th January          Crows    -    Oz Rock Inn (Wet T Shirt Run) bring change of clothes
13th January        Triple Top    -    T/B/A
20th January        Knickers & Ratchet    -    Port Sorell BBQ
27th January        Foghorn    -    T/B/A

Guardsvan
Trailmaster

December 23, 2013

Very Merry Happies from DHash

Right, so we got that formality over and done with (xmas greeting etc.)

The Bastard of a run last week really wasnt such a bastard of a run really. Actually it was quite fun. Half way up there was a huge flour  sign to say 'almost there', and there was port and a magnificent view as well. This could almost be considered a mini HOFT...

Back at the OnOn we had two new virgins and plenty of food, well only because Dint wasn't allowed an entire second bun! Bedpan had her virgin lippery and worked the crowd so much that we feared the Virgins may never return. Anyways they vowed to come back and were named BlowJob (BJ for short) and Shrubbery as they are hairdresser and florist respectively.

Tonights run is the Devonport Hash Christmas Cheer in 33 Amherst Street, Ulverstone. Fabulous 17 Course Banquet planned. Apparently we also need to bring a dish (female preferably). Bring a $10 (not including GST) secret Santa present and $20 for the run. No raffle, save $5 hooray!! If you're lucky you'll receive a left-over fancy Dhash Xmas shirt in a size you'd like to fit in.
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December 11, 2013

Guardy's Rotating Live Hare run


You wouldn't read about, but Guardy pulled it off. Told us all to run into the Don and rotate live Hares.
An hour later we all managed to get back to Dell Luck park somehow. Noone knew where they were going of course.

Back at the OnOn at Lantern's glorious food was served in his cave. Lantern still has one small light working, maybe next year that will be blown as well and we can have the circle in perfect darkness.



Bedpan's nursing friend was named Mattress, and the word is she likes to get stained. Being a nurse and her name being Ann, it seemed Ann-ama would've been good, but we thought we might scare her away - the last thing we wanted. We also had two other virgin runners, builders who only today arrived by plane into Devonport we called them B1 and B2 for convenience. Oh, and TripleTop only just made it back in time for the OnOn from Bon Jovi in Melbourne, the little runt.

Next run Monday 16th Dec: A Bastard of a run/walk from the Mount Gnoman car park at 630pm. OnOn at Bastard and Pioneer's - Adina Court, Penguin. Remember to pre-pay your Christmas Run (23/12/13 at Cheese's) and collect your t-shirt if you want it early for the Burnie Xmas Run
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December 9, 2013

Christmas Norwesterly


Christmas in the NorthWest



Monday 9th Dec: Dell Luck Reserve near Don Railway, brought to you by Guardsvan. Dedicated to Feels on Wheels – wear black arm-band. Dhash 2013 Xmas T-shirts available hot from the press for the introductory price of $10.

Monday 16th Dec: A Bastard of a run from the Mount Gnoman car park at 630pm. OnOn at Bastard and Pioneer's - Adina Court, Penguin. If T-shirts haven't run out they'll be available for $100 each in your exact size.

Tuesday 17th Dec: LoonRhasH at Railton. Meet Bad Santa at the pub at 6.30 for a topiorific stroll!! Bring a $10 gift for the man in red so he's got something for us. No photography so the old bastard feels more encouraged to misbehave.

Sunday 22nd Dec: Burnie Spotlight car park 5pm. $10 gift for that man in red again!! Bring a plate of food to share at the On-on which will be at Santa's Grotto aka Ringo's Ranch.

Monday 23nd Dec: Cheese's Devonport Hash Christmas Cheer in Amherst Street, Ulverstone. Fabulous 17 Course Banquet planned. Bring a $10 (not including GST) secret Santa present and $20 for the run. No raffle, save $5 hooray!! If you're lucky you'll receive a left-over fancy Dhash Xmas shirt in a size you'd like to fit in.

December 8, 2013

Feels on Wheels Memorial Run

!!LATE PRESS!!



When:                  9/12/13 at 6.30 pm
Where:                 Dell Luck Reserve near Don Railway
What:                   This is a Feels on Wheels Memorial Run – wear black arm-band
Bring:                   Yourself, friends and/or a mug.

See ya there.

GV

December 2, 2013

Looking for the Wheredehellami bird




Not since I've joined Devonport Hash House Harriers have we run from this spot 3kms from Railton on Native Plains Road, so Tracka sure had us scratching our heads. Personally I can vouch for the false trails that were well marked on the walker's section, and the river crossings that left all but Highbeam with wet feet.

An impromptu shuttle/rescue service was started between the On and nearby civilisation (if you can call Railton civilisation) where most walkers got stranded in the end.

Next was the exodus to Bells Parade for the OnOn where Tinsel's kitchen had whipped up copious amounts of sausages, salads, breads and diet potatoe salad.

Two Alaskan Virgins were dragged in by GoneAgain (who keenly dragged them away again straight after the circle). They were Nurse Crotchet and Doctor Helga von Buben from Anchorage Hash. They were suitably impressed by us and we inspired them to climb Mount Murchison, Mount Roland, Quamby Bluff, and Cradle Mountain in the next few days before doing the Walls of Jerusalem in a day. Now they are Hashers we have a reason to be afraid of.


Next run from Dell Luck Park at the junction of  Waverly Road, Bass Highway and Forth Road, at the bottom end of Stoney Rise Road. Guardy will be your host.
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RECEDING HARELINE

2/12     Tracka
9/12     Guardsvan
16/12   Barstard
23/12   Cheese
30/12   No official run
06/01   Crow

On On!

Guardsvan,
Trailmaster

November 29, 2013

Rigged Elections 2013

Only the hard core runners showed up, those brave enough to defend themselves from being coerced into office positions in the Hash Cummittee. These few brave Hashers were rewarded with a pleasant walk around the Bluff and treated to a special barbie compliments of Crow.

Then Crow was quick to announce all the new un-democratically chosen position, and as the new lip was Foghorn, who was probably named in anticipation of today's event, Foghorn could continue the lip for the evening. Foghorn took up the challenge and immediately picked on Cheese, who apparently never picked on Foghorn when he was lip in previous lives.

So no protests were received and everyone accepted their predicaments for the year. Details to be published later - when I get a list....

Flasher conducted a biased and rigged raffle, where Fanny May was lucky enough to win her own express mail parcel again.

Next week's run set by Tracker. Meet at the stand of pines on Native Plains Road (off Native Rocks Rd), 2-3kms outside of Railton, but before the bridge over the Mersey. On on at the covered BBQ are on Bell's Parade in Latrobe.
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November 21, 2013

25 NOVEMBER AGM.


Correction:

Crow is setting the run from the Devonport Surf Club BBQ area, park in the carpark next to the caravan park, behind the surf club, adjacent to the playground and perpendicular to that other little building... If you're still not sure, it is 2.5km from Rooke Street Mall, and Google Map directions are <here>.

Be there with a straight face at 630pm. If you are absent rest assured you will be elected for the worst positions.



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AGM cummin to SURFCLUB


Despite a rainy week the Hash Monk did a great job giving us a summery day to run Hash. GoneAgain enthusiastically laid trail with a 10kg flour supply on his electric bike, but not before burning the boogers and snags on the barbie. FannyMay hid the burned barbie remains in the oven as the pack took off on the 6.1km runners trail and the extended 5km walkers stroll.

FannyMay worked her magic with food and presented everything complete with chips, candies, salads, eggs, everything to make a good feed for the 20+ hungry hashers. Fabulous prizes were won in the raffle and especially FannyMay was pleased to have won the mystery Express Parcel Delivery with her Elf Suit in it, she could just imagine Dint accidentally winning it.

NEXT MONDAY 25 NOVEMBER IS OUR AGM. 

Crow is setting the run from the Devonport Surf Club BBQ area, park in the carpark next to the caravan park, behind the surf club, adjacent to the playground and perpendicular to that other little building... If you're still not sure, it is 2.5km from Rooke Street Mall, and Google Map directions are <here>.

Be there with a straight face at 630pm. If you are absent rest assured you will be elected for the worst positions.
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November 12, 2013

Kiss this

Boner set a fabulous run, his first ever and not a bad effort. Definitely beginners luck. Amazingly the rain kept at bay till we were safely stowed away under Boner's carport. He got a down down for his 22nd run (which was humbled by Debris's 44).



Boner whipped up a pretty good meal, which he managed to stretch to feed the dozen attendees. FannyMay was honoured with another pig-prize in the raffle; little miss piggy shoes this time. Bastard said he had good use for them and highjacked them. But his big prize for the night was his new favourite t-shirt (see pic above). 



Calendar thought Boner's firewood, in his carport, was a pretty good invitation to pee and did her best not to disappoint and live up to its canine reputation so as not to be confused with a rat/cat.

Next run at Fanny May's on 18 November, 630pm. Cloths optional run as per usual, and the nude run in her backyard is compulsory after deserts. GoneAgain is back in town, so expect a good feed. Address is 10 James Street Devonport and watch out for the dog.

OnOn----
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November 8, 2013

Maggie's Secret Men’s Business Shed

Maggie turned on a perfect night for a hash run, except for the runners and walkers trail and the food he prepared; but Dint enjoyed his one legged hobble and his tucker, enough to give Maggie a down down for being a good hare, cook and dish washer.

 

A polite crowd of about 15 turned up a Maggie’s “Secret Men’s Business Shed“ and set trail in the bush along the pathways, along the beach and to a secret church meeting place by the sea. Cheese pretended to be Jesus, stuck on the cross, Thrust said her ex husband had found God, but Garry Ablett was not around when I wanted to find him.

Some of the younger hashers, Eagle and Co set off on the runners trail looking for the HHH , but some of the old farts hashed home along the beach, only to find a creek , and bang there goes dry socks and shoes for the night.

No new hashers turned up , but old hashers in Super Sal and Ringer came, in-between Super Sal’s celebrity media photoshop sessions and their global boat buying excursion. It was good to see Super Sal weighted down with all her medals, she won at the “Gay Games” in Sydney. If she won anymore medals, the Spirit of Tasmania could have used her as a anchor.

No great nominations were called. But Dint did pull a few from his hairy arse and give Flasher a couple for being a “great “ bloke and the hub for being a C#nt. Still time to get your name to Eagle for the great position as GM. Strong people need to apply now, just to keep the riff-raff under control.

Next weeks run is at Boner’s house , 2a Tucker St . Ulverstone - near Crows place . Please eat before you hash , as Boner is a shithouse cook. Map here: http://goo.gl/maps/cRbq7 

On On Flasher

November 1, 2013



DEVONPORT HASH RUN/WALK/DAWDLE


WHEN:     Monday, 4th November, 2013

WHERE:   Maggie's, Crosby Street, Turners Beach

TIME:        6.30ish

ONON:      Hope so

RAFFLE:   Yes Please

OnOn FM  "VIA FLASHER"  Therefore no responsibility taken, correct at time of printing!!!!!!




Dint’s Pink Bits Run

When the night turned black, the hashers did their best, to make everything turn Pink. Our yearly Pink Cancer Run was run, somewhere between Latrobe and Railton, in the bush and a long way from home if you happen to get lost ( cheese). The last time we were here Eagle was push over by Dint, he fell into a bog hole, broke his arm , nearly drowned and we had to get a 4wd to winch him out and then the helicopter took him to hospital .A court case is pending , so no further info on this matter , but lawyers are talking that big money is involved.
Special mention in dispatches for Ba*tard , who thought he was young again and ran the walkers trail . Maggie and Crow went on a false trail to the tip site, hoping to find a bargin, but only found left over food from the hot rod show. The On On was held at Dint’s place but Koff set the night off, with Pink bits everywhere, from pink potatoes, pink rice, lollies, deserts. Balloons, nipples , cat and herself. The raffle was all pink with all prizes worthy of winning, except for the 1st to 12th prizes. Dint won the leg opener Pink Starwine: he said he needed it so he can get Koff in the mood , to help celebrate both becoming “grandparents”.
They said the new babies hash name will be “Cums Too Quick” as Koff said the 9 months will come too quick, as I haven’t purchased any baby stuff yet.
Maggie is in charge of next week run. at his house in Turners Beach . Monday is a Pubic Hair Holiday, so no excuse to work , get along to watch Maggie burn the snags, boil the spuds dry and have a look in his shed for a garage sale bargin  

On On

Flasher

To the Left:-
Flasher's Pink
Bits 2012


To the Right:-
Maggie's Trusty
OnOn Shed


On On
FannyMay

October 26, 2013


INCORRECT RUN FOR MONDAY 28TH

FLASHER F####D UP

Do not meet at Dint & Koffs' residence at 6.30ish Monday, 28th, & THEY DO NOT LIVE IN PARDOE STREET:-

WHEN:      Monday, 28th October

TIME:         6.30ish

WHERE:     HENRY SOMERSET RESERVE
                     RAILTON ROAD

ONON:        DINT & KOFF, 14 CHURCH ST
                     EAST DEVONPORT

THEME:       Flasher was correct it is the Annual
                      Pink Run, so cum in Pink.
          
DOWNDOWN:  FLASHER!!!!!!

WRIGGED RAFFLE:  Please, Please

OnOn
FM

October 25, 2013




FLASHER'S RUN REPORT MONDAY 21ST OCTOBER
INCLUDING RUN FOR 28TH


Crows run Monday 21st

What set out as a normal Monday night hash run , was far from normal . Trail was very easy to find , Crow used all the left over flour, he had, from baking  the Hot Rod show people scones, so trail was good , X’s were huge, and master check’s  would have been bigger then Ben Huir , if I had found one .
Down we walked or run if you were able , some hashers were part of the elite team that completed the Burnie 10, and had to walk , but the runners took off like scolded cats up Alexander Road , like no tomorrow . Tracker and I said f*#k them, lets hash , and get back for the grub and Piss. The last we saw , the runners were at the clock . As we were nearing the surf club, the runners , came from nowhere, shot pass us like a Lighting McQueen and into Crows . Crow was hard at it with his head in the BBQ, cooked up sausages and burgers: everyone ate and drank until someone , remaining nameless, asked where the other walkers were. Nobody gave a shit , and continued eating and drinking . When the final stragglers turned up, Crow had to again go the toss out bin, retrieve some left over  salad and meat. The lippery ,  conducted by the one legged Dint , was a joy to listen too, that good was the jokes , milestones and nominations, I have no idea what  was said . The raffle was another huge Suck Cess with valuable prizes given was for a small cost of $5.00. Boner won the prize of the night , with his Huge Penis shirt. He said in his victory speech , this is the greatest shirt I have ever won, I will never take it off, I am a stud , the girls at the “whorehouse” on Saturday night will be asking to see my Huge pen and asking for my phone number . just in case they miss him, it is 0400 696 969. The bottle of wine was won by someone.
Next week’s run will be at Dint and Koff’s place  in Pardoe St, East Devonport. Please CUM in PINK as all money , raffle etc will be donated to the Cancer Council . So everyone PINK  up , get into the groove and show East Devonport all your PINK bits.

ON ON
Flasher

October 17, 2013

STUCK IN TIME!!!!!

COMBINED LUNAR HASH & BURNIE HASH HAPPY FEET IS 19TH OCTOBER!!!!

AS IS NEXT HASH RUN AT CROW'S 
21ST OCTOBER!!!!

Down Down Down for ???? someone, Oops

October 16, 2013

TWO IN ONE
"MAN" REMEMBER THOSE, MY FAV ICECREAM
ANYWAY THIS IS A ACDC MESSAGE\
FROM 1 MINUTE TO NEXT IN ABSENCE OF GA  -  MY IT IS ALL OVER THE PLACE SINCE I LOST MY "HOTSPOT"Those in the iT world know the world of pain I'm in.

For those that don't look at LUNAR HASH blog anymore:-
LUNAR HASH & HAPPY FEET @ RINGO'S RANCH ARE COMBINING FOR SATURDAY, 19TH SEPTEMBER, BE THERE & BARE YOUR HAIRY PENGUIN ASS!!!!  
PS:  Please bring extra BYO drinks !!!! +++++


 DEVONPORT HASH RUN

WHEN:     Monday 21st September

WHERE:   Crow's, Oz Rock Inn, Ulverstone

TIME:        6.30ish

ONON:       We hope?

RAFFLE:     Please, pls!

Can our Hash family look out for our beautiful quiet (Ere) "Jules" who has this most horrendous brain tumour & support our Hash bro FC.
I am sure I say this for every Hash member, our thoughts, love, prayers, strength we send your way,
OnOn

"FLASHER'S YAHOO ROUNDUP"

GUARDY'S RUN MONDAY, 14TH

On a cold night, west of Devonport , reptiles both live and sculptured, lay waiting for a small pack of 8 hashers to attack, in the foothills of Cisten’s dad’s favorite walking tracks. The hearty group of men ventured out, Cheese, Maggie and Flasher on the runners trail: Soff,Foghorn,Crab and Poxie on the walkers trail, with Crow setting off, but getting lost and joining the other fellow animals wondering alone in the hills. Masterchecks were missed by Maggie and then he wanted to short cut home, after what seemed like a 10km uphill hike following trail. I cannot repeat the words he used to describe Guardy’s run , but he paid the price, when nominations were called , by the fill in lip ( Cheese). Wood was gathered by all, the fire lit , Guardy cooked , we all ate , Lamingtons were given for supper, stories told, with Crab saying he found snow at Cradle Mountain but people said he photo shopped his pictures , so he could get another award. BUT no honest tourism operator would do that ???.
Maggie told how the main actor , who was to play Christian Grey in the movie “ Fifty Shades Of Grey” had pulled out , and he has sent in his CV , along with a photo of his head and a lock of his hair , asking for the leading roll.
The raffle was done, again great prizes with Poxie taking away the “odd socks “red wine.
The AGM is cumming up very soon , please get your CV into Eagle, if you want to be a true leader of the pack and not just a follower. Lobby the pack now, so your name can go down in Devonport Hash folk law, get onto the Honour Roll, as   “ Head Wanker ”
Next week run will be at Crows
Usual time  6.30ish
At a “special” urgently called meeting of 3 , it was decided that the new price for attending hash will be
$15.00  inc $5.00 for the waffle or $10.00 and $5.00 for the waffle.( No Cheques)

On On

Flasher

Please do not forget GoneAgain, doing it hard,  "Virtually" on his own,  Kath is still with him, Kath & GA carry their packs, the others are able to put their packs in taxis onto the next town, therefore are 2 to 3 days ahead. That is not doing it easy, it's still bloody hard.  Here he is at Cruz de Ferra the huge Cross at the pass, this is where Pilgrims leave their momentos from home, Gone Again left his Cystic Fibrosis band behind him.  If only he left his CF behind him.  Still looking for approx $400 to reach the $10,000 mark, donations can be made at:- www.give.everydayhero.com/au/coughing4cf

No rules in Hash :)

ONON
FannyMay

October 9, 2013

AS FLASHER SAW IT
THRUST'S RUN 7TH OCTOBER

A small pack of 14 gathered at the Forth Footy Ground for the first daylight saving run. Thrust set a walkers and runners trail, with less flour , than you would need to bake a batch of scones,  but the groups headed off into the township , only to find that the walkers went left and the runners went right , just over the bridge. The walkers went down the road to the Excess Water Rates  Building and Ba*tards daily abode. The runners found their way to Killers house with a Master Check out the front. We found Killer not at home , we shouted for Lucky Bitch, to bring out food . but with no reply , we headed up the hill to a master check at Guard’s house. No food or drinks there either, so on up another hill to another M/C. A short recovery stop and then on up to the top of the Forth hill. The competitive hashers of Boner and Foghorn , came into a shown down as Froghorn , thought he was a front running ba*stard and Boner thought he had to be chased down and beaten to the bottom . A Virgin hasher to Devonport; Softcock from the Gay Chardy Hashers in Hobart , was setting the fast pace, Foggy was flat strap trying to keep up and Boner was full stride and on a mission . A check at the bottom of the hill took Softcock and Eagle up into the back streets of Forth ,while the rest of the runners said , f*ck it , lets go eat.  Enough food for a Henry 8th  banquet arrived, with hot chips, Pizza and hot chicken , so at the end , Foggy had enough food left to take home for his supper.
A new hasher came with Thrust, he just so happened to be Mullets brother, so his new name is “Nemo”. Great prizes flowed from the wrigged waffle with Maggie lucky enough to again win some more glasses to fill up his china cabinet. Fanny May won a beautiful pink PIG and Eagle won the “odd socks” wine.
Darkness came , hashers went home , to get ready for next weeks run , to be set by Guardy .
Meet at the quarry car park at Cisten’s Dad’s track , near the big lizard – Durkins Road Spreyton .
Meet at the usual time – 6.30 ish.
Bring your normal shit.

On On

Flasher

As is the Fake Webwankers right:-  The wrigged raffle saw Prizes come & go, swapped & eaten:- Triple Top lent her ADDIHASH top to Foghorn "never to be seen again", Cheese won $100 sunnies that FannyMay stole, Bald Eagle came away with the real goods, i.e. Bottle of Red & Fanny May was given the major prize of the evening after a name change to "Porker":- 
ATTENTION

GOOD

BURNIE HAPPY FEET WEEKEND
A BIT OF THIS NEEDS TO KNOW 
19TH - 20TH OCTOBER

Please let us know if you are coming to "Happy Feet" /Burnie 10 w/e. We don't want to deep fry too many penguins if they aren't going to be eaten!!! e-mail : abitofthis59@gmail.com or phone 0428592420. Thanks and On-on!!



NEXT RUN

WHEN:     Monday, 14th October

SET BY:     Guardy

WHERE:   Quarry, Allison Track Car Park,
                     Kelcey Tier, Top Durkins Road
                     Spreyton
                  
TIME:        6.30ISH

ONON:       Guardy at said Quarry

RAFFLE:     Please, please!!!

OnOn FM

September 30, 2013

ROUNDUP POXY'S RUN MONDAY 30/9/2013

The air was filled with impending Thunderstorms & a deluge of rain.  But no Poxy had "Roger" cast his spell & those in the know just felt iron in the air, "Fanny May put that poker down", ahum.
Fanny May arrived just in time to find the pack & packed departing, giving her advice on the trail she had seen in reverse from the Football Club.
Those misguided Hashers set off thinking that this being the easiest of runs, leaving Poxy, Albie, Roger & Fanny May to take care of the Hash Grub.  Fanny May never seeing the kitchen before "not unlike PB" set about cooking the spuds, slicing tomatoes & cutting onions.  Poxy wondering why Albie kept appearing in the kitchen, well he was ringing the door bell!!!!! Yeah I'm a sucker, just read FB! Oops there's that terrier again, who said bone!!!!!
The pack returned to Poxy's well cooked snags, burgers, tomatoes, onions, etc.  They tucked in as they do with as much grace as at a PIG trough! Hmmmm
Dint obviously still recovering from his "Who Didn't Become a Millionaire" was absent, leaving Cheese to do the slippery lippery.  
Those of us who didn't know the Hawthorn song before are still trying to forget, as every DownDown seemed to scull to the same anthem!!!!
The best ever rigged raffle came & went, wrigged as ever, "I didn't win a thing!"  Bald Eagle succumbed to Bedpan's wanting eyes & re-entered the Balinese Vase "Bong" for the ever lucky Bedpan 69er to win.  Birthday Fuck You's were sung for Thrust & Poxy, lucky for Pioneer & PB you were otherwise engaged!!!
Some thought the trail should go from Poxy's again next week as the flour "whatever" was ever noticed was still virginal. 
Triple Top & Thrust did BYO  MUFFIN'S, say no more!!!
Christmas Run is the talk for the next few weeks, 16th or 23rd December, have your say NOW!!!
23RD would be at Cheese's with Triple Top volunteering for the Spit Roast, "this is still over my head" !
As for Gardy, this gave another name for B&D!!!!
 NOTICE TRIPLE TOPS MUFFIN OOSING FROM HER ??? OVER GARDY'S SHOULDER!
ONON FM
 HASH RUN, MONDAY 7TH OCTOBER.

WHEN:     MONDAY, 7TH OCTOBER

TIME:        6.30ISH "DAYLIGHT SAVINGS"

WHERE:    FORTH RECREATION CENTRE
                   FEMALE TOILETS ??????
                   "Same venue as Christmas many 
                   moons ago - Opposite Pub"
                   
ONON:      HOPEFULLY BY THRUST AT SAID
                   VENUE!!!!!

PICK UP:   FANNY MAY NEEDED

Roundup from Poxy's Run 30th September:-
What this Blogger :0)

September 29, 2013

RUN, MONDAY 30TH SEPTEMBER, 2013


WHEN:     Monday, 30th September!

WHERE:   Poxie's Batchelor Pad
                  2 Eugene Street, Devonport
                 
TIME:        6.30ISH

ONON:      Poxies

BYO:         
       

FLASHER'S ROUNDUP FROM CHEESE'S RUN

The football colours came out along with a large crowd , ready to cheer the player they picked from Dint’s wrigged Brownlow medal raffle. Tug and de Brie turned up for their annual run. Highbeam, Truck F*cker and Dip Tits arrived from their Northern Territory adventure.
The night started peacefully with a good pack at the gate of Cheese’s place , the dogs were on the leads, but Poxie had his mutt on the wrong lead and nearly scratched someone’s car to bits: a law suit has started, so no names can be mentioned.
Off they went , but very soon the walkers came back wanting to get into the hot food , before the runners arrived . Waiting for the Hot little Boys , Hot Pies and good old footy tucker to get warm , everyone enjoyed a cold ale , dint’s lippery and a very good wrigged waffle. Dint told everyone, to watch him on TV as he stars next to Fast Eddie and that Eddie said he has a face that would be suited for TV , Then Dint had to tell him they knocked him back for a spot on the Mole.
The older perverted hashers missed all of the food , as they were too busy watching the pretty young girls on the red carpet, dreaming of the day , that it could have been them there.
The count started , the cheers and the boo’s could be heard all over the place and soon as round 5 started and they knew  that the $2.00 they had invested , was gone.
The excitement continued all through the count, until the last vote , Garry had won , Maggie had won the money , but poor Maggie missed the lot , found sound asleep behind the couch .
The brownlow now done and dusted for another year , but we will still have to put up with Cheese , telling everyone how good the hawks are.

Next weeks run is at Poxie’s place . normal time 6.30ish.
No muffins as PB’s away , so BYO .

ON ON

Flasher


September 19, 2013

BROWNLOW NIGHT WITH CHEESE


DEVONPORT HASH RUN - BROWNLOW MEDAL COUNT


WHEN:     MONDAY, 23RD SEPTEMBER

TIME:       6.30ISH

WHERE:   CHEESE'S RESIDENCE, 
                   33 Amherst Street, West Ulverstone


ONON:      DITTO

THEME:    FOOTY FAVOURITE DRESS CODE


I did get the clubs right didn't I!!!

ONON FM

FLASHER'S ROUNDUP CALL FROM THE SEMI-ABSENT TRAIL SETTERER!!!

It all started out a rather pleasant Monday , then it started to rain . Flasher said , I am not setting trail in this , so as all intelligent hasher would do , set a paper trail.
While UFO slaved over a hot stove, preparing  the gourmet meal for the nights feast , Flasher went off to work and let her to do everything .  
The trail set out from Ottos Grotto, to the Big clock , then onto Furners Hotel Bottleshop to say hello to Flasher. On they ran as the walkers arrived at the bottlshop . The runners headed off to the new train bridge and the walkers were HHH back to UFO. The runners said no trains , but  the note said go back to the Bottleshop : this they did only to open another note to say go back to the clock. On arrival at the clock , dizzy from the backward and forward running , the final note said , go to OZ Rock Inn or wimp out and HHH home. All wimped out, and onto the UFO abode they drove. Ufo cooked up a storm for 20 odd hashers , only to find 9 hashers did the run . The party started when Flasher arrived home , only to see half of the group going home and the other half ready to party. Drinks were gathered from Flashers private collection , as Cheese , took all the grog with him when he departed. The TV was the entertainment when Crow suggested we watch Housos . Maggie went to sleep, Crow was still laughing and Soff wanted to know if some of them were hashers. Leftovers are on the menu , with Cheese booking in for a free lunch.
Next week’s run is from Cheese’s House. Dress up in your footy gear , bring money for the yearly Brownlow Medal count .  
On On
Flasher


September 16, 2013


STOP PRESS LOONYS CHANGE OF VENUE


SPECIAL HARVEST MOON LUNAR HASH

REMINDER - LUNAR HASH
WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL HARVEST MOON
WHEN:          19TH SEPTEMBER

WHERE:         MEET AT OLD 50's DINER - DELORAINE
                    
TIME:              7 PM

ONON:           OLD 50'S DINER

September 10, 2013

SPECIAL HARVEST MOON LUNAR HASH

REMINDER - LUNAR HASH
WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL HARVEST MOON
WHEN:          19TH SEPTEMBER

WHERE:         DELORAINE - MEET AT OLD TRAIN IN PLAYGROUND OPPOSITE
                             DELORAINE  HOTEL.
                   
TIME:              7 PM

ONON:           OLD 50'S DINER

HOW FLASHER SAW IT

MONDAY 9TH SEPTEMBER.


A small pack of 14 runners, walkers and slack bastards who just wanted to stay at the fire pot, arrived at FC’s and Ere’s place for their normal Monday night’s socializing . The fire pot was eventually started , with 2 litres of petrol and fire lighters used to get the wet wood going . The fire was well alight and hot , by the time everyone was about to go home , so at $1.70 per litre for petrol , FC was out of pocket from the start . No rain at the start of the run , but 5 minutes after everyone had left, it pissed down , so the walkers were back very quickly and the runners braved the thunder, lightning and rain to follow trail up and around the big hill , down into the city , through some bush , then back home for a very well cooked meal . The wrigged waffle again, had great Holiday items to be won , plenty of good hard earned money was spent buy the tickets , only to find they had won crap prizes, a anti smoking mask  and a very truthful t-shirt .Maggie again was lucky, and won his 88th set of beautiful beer glasses.

       Ah Boner & we thought you were "Noice" !!!                                     Crow's Anti-
                                                                                                                                       smoking mask!


Next weeks run will be set by Flasher , starting at Ottos Grotto Ulverstone at the normal time of 6.30 ish. The On On will be at UFO’s abode at 118 Upper Maud St Ulverstone.  The following weeks run will be Brownlow medal count night at Cheeses’s place . Get the old footy gear out , dress up in your favorite loosing or drug busted team . Bring money for the waffle and the Brown medal count .
On On
Flasher



THAT IS NEXT RUN:-


WHEN:     Monday, 16th September

TIME:        6.30ish

WHERE:   Ottos Grotto, Ulverstone

ONON:    Flasher/UFO's, 118 Upper Maud Street, Ulverstone.

In GoneAgain's Absence the Night Blind or "Blind Drunk" Fanny May is after a lift, ride, pickup, she's easy!

ON ON
FM

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