June 19, 2012

OnOn in the Cave

It was raining on the way in, it was raining on the way home, it rained as we had the circle, but if there was a sun after dusk it would've shone on us during the run. The Hash Monk did an admirable job keeping us dry during the 30 minute run. Maggie set the run heading West into the bush, then sensibly returned East before we got lost in the dark and unkempt Turners Beach Wilderness behind Camp Clayton.

Maggie's grub was surprisingly palatable, leaving the pack wondering whether there was a new woman in his life. Eyes were turned upon various male Hashers as suspected candidates for Maggie's new bitch.

Maggie's cave was a remarkable scene too, with his lighting provided gratis by the solar panels hanging off the ceiling facing the flood light. Amazing how he rigged it up so the flood light effectively powered itself. Genius. It is no wonder his carbon taxable petrol powered and oil leaking Mini was hidden under many boxes. With innovative perpetual electrical power at hand he's probably driving something electrical (the battery laden hybrid Mini perhaps). To remove any doubt about Maggie's passion a dissected motor was strategically placed next to the table.

The under-deployed and over-sexed Flasher provided a wealth of fabulous prizes fresh from Asia, including stickers advertising this website as www.dhash.cum. There was a noticeable absence of 4hr uninterrupted porn DVDs.

Next Run:

Where:                  Surf Drive, Behind 'Wild' - Penguin
When:                    Monday 25th June  at 6.30ish
Hare:                      Mr. B.A.Stard
You Need:           $10 for run, $s for raffle (special prizes!), warm clothes, sense of humour

June 16, 2012

Running Cold

Darnit, I am not going to rewrite my bloody prose again. I haven't had much luck with posting run reports lately.... Anyway, was a blurb about full moons passing without mooning, running Sulphur Creek, Mrs Palmer being left in the cold for an hour because he believed what he read on the internet, Foghorn's latest sheilla update... ah well, just ask someone for the goss...

Next run (MONDAY 18 JUNE 6:30ISH) from Maggie’s Place, 1 Crosby Street, Turners Beach. 

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June 14, 2012

Run 1618: 18th June

Where:                  Maggie’s Place, 1 Crosby Street, Turners Beach

When:                    Monday 18th June  at 6.30ish

Hare:                      Maggie

You Need:           $10 for run, $s for raffle (special prizes!), warm clothes, sense of humour

June 8, 2012

Warning - no Internet or mobile phone coverage at Highland Fling

This could be a trap! Grizzly reports that we will all be out of Internet/mobile range at The Highland Fling! Be warned, be prepared.

Sent from my iPad

June 6, 2012

Next Run 11th June

Where:            Start at Old Cemetery Gates, Lawrence Drive, Devonport

When:              Monday 11th June @ 6.30ish

On-On:            In Lantern’s Shed

Dress:              Optional – BUT WEAR A TYE!

Bring:               Yourself, torch, money and hot water bottle

Hare:               Guardsvan. ..... Ph. 0417398235



June 1, 2012

Running from CF

FannyMay set a great run and GoneAgain cooked a mean soup. Everyone donned a CF sticker on the run, most lost it enroute, except GoneAgain who just couldn't shake it.  Anyways, the run saw the runners gallop around the horse track and sprinting around the football oval as the walkers got a head-start on the gym equipment along the bluff foreshore track.Crab, most unusual, won the rigged raffle grand prize; a magnum of Bortoli red, but lost it before the night was done, which was usual. Bastard got another 4 hours of porn for his sticky DVD collection, this time he won the cum-drinking DVD which was better than the over 50s porn...

Next run set by Dyke from the Devonport Gymnastics Club carpark, behind the basketball courts in Forbes St.Devonport.


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