July 26, 2010

Horrorscopes: The Moon in Uranus

Devonport,Burnie and Launceston Hashers all rolled up and downed pants tonight at Otto's Grotto in celebration of LoonRhasH's first birthday. A stroll to Cafe RA was followed by a circle and traditional mooning under a perfect sky. The Grand Loon, Black Tracka, captivated the assembled throng with an inspirational lippery until they realised there was cake and trampled him. The new LoonRhasH song had its first massacring - hearing that cacophony once a month will be more than adequate.
Devonport poxy lip Dint then took over and meted out the usual downs. Meanwhile Crow tried a bit of a pyrotechnic show, but with a short damp wick he was never going to ruffle any feathers.

Next week's run will be set by Bastard from Pioneer's Place, Adina Court, Penguin.

July 23, 2010

NEWS ALERT: MONDAY, 26TH

Guess it happens when you're ALMOST VIRGINAL!!!! Led astray by Tracka!!!!!

The ON ON after run is NOT AT PENGUIN PUB, IT IS AT THE RIVER ARMS, U'STONE!!

July 20, 2010

And Again

Don't know why didn't get photo's on in all 1 go. Gone Again we need you!!!

1st Photo:- PB sporting her new top supplied by Princess Dini, PB & I had a Bitch fight over it, lol - oh, and obviously she won!!!
2nd Photo:- Dini (my Princess friend with benefits, lol) advertising that size does matter!!!
3rd Photo:- The sexy boys - all with great feeling techniques!!!!
4th Photo:- Dini, more than happy to have a Downer for her new "Thingy" supplied by Killer Thief.....

So Dear Friends, Hashers, I bid you a fond farewell, On On, Fanny May.........

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July 19, 2010

Hopefully my last Wanking, 19/7/2010

NEXT HASH MEET 26TH JULY, 2010- 1ST ANNIVERSARY OF LUNAR HASHERS @ OTTO'S GROTTO, ULVERSTONE 6.30 VERY SHARP - RUN FREE - AFTER AT PENGUIN PUB, SO BRING REAL MONEY FOR COUNTER TEA AND DRINKS + EXTRA FOR WRIGGED WRAFFLE!!!! (I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS IS, SO I'LL GET A LIFT, PARENTLY EVERY ONE ELSE WILL KNOW LOCATION????


HASH - 2ND AUGUST, TANDEM - TBA (TANDEM WE EXPECT A STRIP!!!!)

As for tonights Hash - Sorry Eagle. Those responsible for us not making the triple H are on the tray of your uterus - note I'm not there :o)
Fun and gossip was had by all - and those true to the BONE hashers missed out on the local seal in the River at Bells Parade!!!

Below, no names mentioned for missing the HHH!!!! Ok, Cheese promised he was following a trail!!!!

Crow after Thrust coughed on him, and Poxy, why do you think I'm sitting back???

Dint, not impressed, even the Dutchies had paid before Dini & Ringo!!

Killer - The "thingy thief" did it just for Dini, ah "Noice"!!
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July 13, 2010

NEXT HASH MONDAY, 19TH JULY, 6.30PM

Meet Outside Gates Bells Parade, Latrobe. Those who wanna take their cars inside Gates can, they'll be safely locked up for you o/night!!!! Bald Eagle to set Run/Walk. After at Tracka and Tinsel's, 71 Tarleton Road.


RUN, WALK, GOSSIP 12TH JULY.
Fun and frivolity etc. was had after "Fantasmagorical Run/Walk set by Dint"!!!! Dint tried to feed "Mouse" aka "Rodent Fanny May" to "Demon" the Rotty who luckily decided he didn't want to die choking on a Fur Ball. Cough made incredibly edible soup and luscious Apple Crumble which was scoffed down by the howling crowd - BUT we were all left wondering if there was some kitchen malfunction when Dint went screaming off in his car (only person I know that can do 100km in reverse in short driveway???). All was revealed when Dint arrived back "at much the same speed" juggling many, many pizza's for mains, which out of courtesy were scoffed down in the same disgusting manner!! The usual amount of shit reason downers WITHOUT Ginger Beer, just doesn't cut the mustard!!!

TANDEM STRIPPING, SORRY GIRLS FORGOT TO TAKE PICTURE WAS WATCHING??? CLEAN MISSED PHOTO OF BOTTOM!!


BASTARD AND TRACKA SNOGGING???
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July 10, 2010

HASH MONDAY 12TH JULY

Dint & Cough, 14 Church Street, East Devonport

July 2, 2010

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