Devonport Hash House Harriers: Biennial Madness

June 18, 2010

Biennial Madness

STOP PRESS Monday 21 June - DHash run from Plunger’s new place, South Road in Ulverstone approx 100m west of Mount St Vincent Home (on the other side of the road). NOW check the updated Up&Cumming section below.

And so, dear reader, it comes to this.

The biennial madness known as Interhash draws near and it's siren song is being answered by 50-odd Tasmanian hashers (and they don’t come any odder than this lot). Burnie Hash has surrendered more than its fair share, leaving behind a skellington crew to keep the home fires burning and to keep the call of 'On!' bouncing off them thar hills.
I note, dear reader, that you have requested that we bring back an orang-utan. I'm afraid that our luggage restrictions may see us wearing every piece of clothing available just to get the luggage home, so one of the great apes may be beyond our ability. Perhaps you can make do with an Urang-utan - he is large, hairy and stinks like a rugby player's jock strap too.

Those still remaining in Tasmania are invited to attend LoonRhash Saturday 26th June at 6.30pm at Shearwater Country Club (note earlier time than usual)

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UP AND CUMMING.

June 21st, Monday 6.30—Next Devonport Hash @ Plunger’s new place, South Road
Ulverstone approx 100m west of Mount St Vincent Home (on the other side of the road).
June 26th, Saturday—LoonRhasH—A Bit of This @ Shearwater (RSVP to 0428592420)
July 2-4th—World Interhash, Kuching, Borneo
July 26th,Monday—LoonRhasH FirstBirthday—set by the Grand Loon himself, Black
Tracka from Otto’s Grotto, Ulverstone
August 7th, Saturday—Posh Hash Masked Ball @ The Polish Club
August 14th—Waratah Wild West Weekend—Waratah’s got Talent?
Bookings now open—see flyer—first in first served for a bed in the Pub.
August 25th,Wednesday—LoonRhasH @ Devonport
September 4th— DH3’s le Tour de Pisse from the Oz Rock Inn, Ulverstone. Well lubricated motorcycle ride through our best King of the Mountin’ cuntryside, or a beachside walk/r*n/stagger with more piss stops than a dog in a lamp-post factory.
A ride to remember (or not) and fantastic Hashing value - only $50 gets you le vin, le croissant, le soixante-neuf vol-au-vent & la beau chapeau. (merchandise, food, drinks, party, chance to speak in outrageously bad French accent). More info from Black Tracka, Tinsel, Flasher.
10.10. 2010 (Sunday)—Global Harriettes R*n
October 16-17th—The Burnie Hash Burnie Ten Weekend - Keep this weekend free! If you’ve been before, you know what’s in store … if you haven’t, it’s time you found out! More info from Dini, Ringo, A Bit of This, Phay Wray.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube—Cataract Gorge
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart. Register now!!! www.hhh.asn.au/aussienashhash

Griz/GA

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OFFICE BEARERS

Grandmaster – Flasher Joint masters – Tracka & Tinsel Hash hops – Cheese Hash lip – Gyno Lower lip – Crow Hash cash – Bald Eagle Hash monk – Killer Rig raffle – Crow Hash Flash – Rumpole Hash web – Gone again On sec – Shagadelic Trailmasters – Maggie, Flasher Who needs a Hash Monk, haven't had one for years and the sun still shines...

And incidentally,....

1. HASH HOPS: This is unquestionably the most important position in the hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that the lifeblood of hashing is available at each and every hash event. He keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his car, cases of beer in his garage, and reliably returns the empty keg to get another full one for the next hash. While this might be a "pain in the ass" job, it's undoubtedly the most important one to the hash.

2. GRAND MASTER: The head hasher. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or lack thereof.) (S)he leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through the hash officers, (s)he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below Beermeister, Hash Cash, Hash Mouth, Hash Flash, and On-Sec in real importance to the hash.

3. HASH HAWKER or HABERDASHER: This is a person who has a flair for fashion, a head for business (who said head?), and the showmanship of P.T. Barnum. (S)he's responsible for the design, procurement, warehousing, merchandising, and vending of items of apparel and various trinkets to the hash. Prior flea market or circus midway experience preferred.

4. HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there's a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to the On-Sec well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. The Hare Raiser IS the hare if (s)he can't find anyone else to do it.

5. HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.

6. HASH FLASH: The person who captures for posterity all embarrassing hash moments on film. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to bring a camera, film, take pictures, have them developed and put only the finest thereof into the sacred photo album.

7. HASH HARLOT: A trashy wench who has seen the dark side of hashing... and likes it! One with a lust for life who, revels in being the butt of the jester's ribald wit, the object of the songster's bawdy lyric, and the centrepiece of sensual repartee at all hash functions.

8. TRAIL MASTER or HASH HORN: Equipment requirements: A bugle or other appropriate wind instrument. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Optional.

9. LIP : The hash mouth runs the official business at the On-On with an iron hand. (S)he must be loud, clear, passionate, articulate, humorous and possess an uncommon ability to think on his feet. It also helps if (s)he speaks English.

10. HASHIT KEEPER: This is arguably the most complicated position within the hash hierarchy. The responsibility surrounds custody of a large cardboard box (or entire house) filled with the flotsam and jetsam of past hashes. Precisely why this crap is retained is a mystery shrouded in the mythology of hashdom. However, the hashit itself rarely makes it to the hash, although the custodian is usually there himself. This reinforces the argument that remembering to bring the hashit is probably beyond the cognitive ability of your average hasher.

11. ON-SEC: This position is the masochist's dream. (S)he struggles with piles of paper, miles of computer wire, and might attempt to occasionally produce a Hound Directory or Hash Trash to keep the hash members somewhat informed. (S)he is the principal "outside" representative maintaining the Harrier.Net Worldwide WebSite, the hash membership data base. Boring stuff to say the least.

12. RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light (Bud light) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of Hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. (S)e is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.

13. SONGMEISTER: This is a hasher with no self-respect. (S)he never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion. His songs are risqué, lewd, and vulgar. The Songmeister speaks with other hashers and hashes to acquire songs to add to the hash hymnal. The mission is to explore new tunes and new celebrations. To boldly go where no Songmeister has gone before (pardon the split infinitive.)

June 18, 2010

Biennial Madness

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