December 31, 2008


January 5th run:

The run start has been changed due to request by Ulverstone Caravan Park Campers (UCPC).
This will be our annual dowsing by the residents of the UCP (hopefully with just water this time).

  • Where: Crows Restaurant - OzRock in Ulverstone
  • When: 5th January 2009 – 6.30pm (DHHH Time)
  • Bring: Change of clothes – YOU WILL GET WET!!!!!!
  • Cost: $10 for food & grog ($250 for ambulance!!!!!!!!!!!)
On On

December 30, 2008


Who was the Celebrity Hash runner at the Devonport Sports Carnival who ,
had the 70m sprint in the bag , only to pull a Heart muscle - sorry leg
muscle just before the finish and came second ?????

29 December Coles Beach Run Report

Where is (was! ed.) it………..

Last night 6 brave (or foolhardy) hashers turned out at Coles Beach for a BYOE run.

FC, Captain Crab, Dyke, Highbeam, Prickle, Thrust and hare Tracka.

It was a stupendous run (of course I set it), followed by several girlie beers at Coles Beach and then On On at Dannebrog. A couple of the sensible ones left early (Dyke and Crab) and then I pissed off about 9.45pm. I guess that FC and the ladies partied on until…………..

On On


December 29, 2008

Still recovering...

No idea where we are running today, but here are two more pics of our Xmas!

Spot Prickle(s) in this picture. I see both of her. No wonder she is rating so high in the preferred hasherette voting, there are two of her!

Gosh don't we all (well, some) look good in Santa suits!
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December 24, 2008


To get your own DHASH email for Xmas: EMAIL a test message to the
DHASH.COM email address that you like to have.

Mr.G. Again----
Hash Wobbly Wobber
PS Very Merry Happy and a Christmas New


Dear Feelsonwheels can you send a test email to feelsonwheels AT dhash DOT com please?

December 23, 2008

Devonport Christmas 2008

Another Christmas at Crow's. As opposed to the usual Christmas party where people show up with one Santa, we had a whole heap of Santas and one sailor (full of foreign seamen), a couple of young verile men dragged in by Shoveit and Thrust apparently, and a visiting harriete from Peninsular Hash.

We terrorised the neighbourhood causing the young skateboard dudes to yell out that Santa had a Boner for some reason. Atg this point Flasher was still relatively sober and under control.

The slideshow is <here>.
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December 22, 2008


Due to unforeskin circumcisions tonights DHHH Christmas Run will now be held at Oz Rock Inn. Usual start time applies and Santa is still coming. Lucky bas----.

Be there or miss the best run of the year.


Ho Ho ----in’ Ho

December 20, 2008

December 19, 2008

Xmas Run 2008

Xmas run - meet at Mersey Yacht Club 6.30 pm Monday 22nd December

Dress Requirements: Neat , casual red Xmas hash clothing must be worn or no clothes optional .
Santa may be in attendance , so wear good clear red underwear if you want to sit on Santa knee and get a good spanking - sorry wanking , sorry.
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December 15, 2008

High Noon for Full Moon VI

In 1901 the newly-formed nation of Australia was drawn into its first conflict, as an empire took on some upstart colonials on the African continent.

In 2009 the battle in the Boer Beer War continues in Tasmania as the forces of Lord Ringo’s Boags Empire take on the rag-tag Cascade colonials, led by Grizzly van der Kuunt, at the border territory of Ross.

The charge of the Light Beer Brigade begins at noon on Saturday 10th January 2009, and forces should marshal in full regalia outside the Ross Caravan Park.

Soldiers should bring their own meat rations and an extra canteen, lest you suffer from strong thirst.

Forces assigned to remain on the battlefield overnight will need to arrange their own bivouac.
Boags forces can receive further orders from Lt Col Dini, while Cascade colonials can contact Grizzly (on their emails.

“Hash straight, you bastards!” - Breaker Morbeer
PS For those on HashSpace you can RSVP <here>.

December 14, 2008

Up and cumming….

From the Shameless Division of Cheating the following content was lifted from Burnie's Trash :

December 15th, Monday 6.30 pm—Devonport HHH next r*n set by Bastard
from just south of the Motorcross Track, Dial Road Penguin. On On will be at
Pioneer’s place, Adina Court, Penguin. Bring DH3 usual necessities ($10,
g-string, matching sox, Hub, girlie drinks, pegs, fubar).

December 21st, Sunday 5.30pm—Burnie HHH Red White and Furry
Christmas r*n set by Phay Wray and Urang from the southern (Jones Street)
end of the car park behind the Civic Centre. Dress in your best festive attire,
bring a $5 wrapped present and Christmas food to share. On On will be at
the King Komm Retirement Village, 457 Mooreville Road, Burnie.

December 22nd, Monday 6.30 pm— Christmas R*n,
details TBA,.

Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination,
the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
The Gorilla was on heat..
To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former
All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be
possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.. So the Zoo administrators
thought they might have a solution.
Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have Sex with the gorilla for
Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three
'Fust,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kuss er.'
'Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus.'
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third
condition was.
'Wull,' said Graham, 'You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.
  • January 31st, 2009, Saturday — H4 2000th R*n @ The Lea Scout Camp. Further details and online registrations at
  • February 6—8, 2009 — NZ Nash Hash, Rootaroa
  • February 14th, 2009 Saturday—Valentines Day Red Dress R*n, Hobart, supporting Cystic Fibrosis Tasmania. Sixty Five Roses could get you the Valentine of your dreams (in a red dress with hairy legs), plus a great day out.
  • February 20th-22nd, 2009—Swine 09 Pig Pen Run @ Nugent.
  • May 1-3, 2009, Fri-Sun — Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns - registrations now $350 until March 31st 2009.
  • June 6-8th, 2009—The Highland Fling @ TBA
  • June 21st, 2009—Burnie Hash House Harriers 1000th R*n— it’s bound to be a long night...
  • July 1-4, 2010—Sarawak Rainforest Interhash @ Kuching, Borneo.
Of course you can just read the Trash yourself, directly from the horse's mouth, complete with a run report of an ill-attended run on our well-trodden territory (where were we?) and more practical advice and inappropriate humour from Dini Pipalini... <click here>.

December 12, 2008

Viagra for GoneAgain

Viagra Drug May Help Improve Exercise Capacity In Pulmonary Fibrosis Patients
(Mar. 13, 2007) — UCLA researchers have found that Viagra may help patients with idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable disease characterized by progressive scarring in the lungs, which often leads to a lung transplant.
OK, I did not know that Cystic Fibrosis is also known as Pulmonary Fibrosis, but apparently it is. So not only do I have to have a high fat and high salt diet, eat MacDonalds in between meals etc, but next I'll be getting Viagra on prescription? I wonder what the side-effects are! Watch out, growl!

Mr. Again... and again and again...

December 10, 2008

Prickle home and broken

Prickle is back in civilisation and adjusting! The smell of soap and shampoos is overwhelming her as is all the attention of being a proclaimed state heroe! The press, National Geographic and Paddy Pallin have been chasing her relentlessly and she has now gone into hiding with her puss in Forth. She may return to the wilderness when it is wheelchair accessible. She is no longer interested in muesli bars.

In her words: Hi, i made it! I am a bit broken+weary. My headspace is not coping well with ppl+normality.Aargh!

December 9, 2008

Back to Basics

Hare Flasher treated us all to a bit of Fundamentalist hashing (without the need to wear a checked tea towel or carry a loaded nailfile).  A thoughtfully set wa*k and r*n, followed by a fry-up and booze On On in the indoors/outdoors of the Otto’s Grotto barby shelter.  Giggles picked up early in the r*n (is this one happy hash-man or what?) and later taught Cheese how to swallow (sorry no pix, you had to be there).  Well executed circle by Who, and the Hub was awarded – using the Roger Whittaker method - to Cheese for being uglier than his dog - or could it have been for something else? Nah.   

December 8, 2008

Canabalising Prickles

Should it come to that... For the other team members Prickles is an excellent casserole subject, but stay away from the knee and neck tissue due to previous injury. You can slice and dice or simply carve off sections over a period of days or even weeks. Best to walk behind her so you can examine and consider where to next take a slice. A memorable and delicious full-flavoured meat when in season.

The other team members also come with eating suggestions <click here>.

Prickles Update

At last! The halfway point. A chance to re-supply and prove to our awaiting friends and family that we have not eaten each other and are still quite sane! (Questionable!!) Its been raining and hailing for the last six days or so and almost all our gear is soggy. Our food supply had become quite low and our meals were becoming interesting as we swapped bits and pieces and snacks to, all got enough to eat. The terrain has been truly amazing. Breathtaking views, massive cliffs and some of the most stunning old growth forest you can imagine. We have traversed skylines, swam and waded rivers, climbed through gorges and bashed thru some of the most inhospitable, disgusting thick scrub I have ever seen. All thanks  to the navigation skills of the men and the great teamwork. I am looking forward to the rest of the trip, through some different countryside and no doubt complete with its own challenges for us. Many, many, thanks to Stretch for the wonderful hospitality at wombat Glen, and heartfelt thanks to Kath, Steve and Mike for being there for me. See you all at the other end; ON-ON!


Tonight’s run will be set by Flasher from Otto’s Grotto (BBQ area past Crow's place) in Ulverstone

We expect to have good weather. Our Hash Monk is hard at work:

On On

December 2, 2008

Skid's Slide

It was a hilly jaunt from Skid’s place with lots of serious ups with no freaking view at the top, black slimy shiggy, cutting grass, prickly scrub, and an arse-grazing slide back down at the speed of gravity.  And that’s where the Hare ran out of flour (see note).  Those who knew which way was sideways found their way to Foghorn’s for a heart-warming Stones.  New Hash Monk Ringo kept the rain at bay while new Hash Cash Bastard fleeced even the most dedicated defaulters, and new Hash Lip Who gave ‘em all a good tongue lashing.  Dint  bore the signs of Koff having accidentally swallowed a packet of razor blades (in the space of a week she gave herself a tonsillectomy, appendicectomy, hysterectomy, circumcised her lover and Dint luckily only lost a couple of fingers…later on, he trimmed the hedge).  Delicious fly-in tucker from Crow and superb hosting from Skid, Dick and family.

December 1, 2008

The Monk and the Gash

Burnie Hashers Ringo and Speed Hump practise for their new positions on the DH3 cummittee.  Special thanks to K-Y for sponsorship of Speedy in this photo.

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